Jason Hutchens: amusing mistakes

Jason Hutchens: amusing mistakes

English The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.
Italian The spirit is arranged, but the meat is weak person.
English The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.
French The spirit is laid out, but the flesh is weak.
English The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.
German The white spirits are arranged, but the flesh is weak.
English The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.
Portugese The spirit is made use, but the meat is weak.
English The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.
Spanish The alcohol is arranged, but the meat is weak.
English Halfway to midnight is halfway to madness
Portugese Incompletely to the midnight he is incomplete to madness
English I am halfway to being completely mad
Portugese I am incomplete to be full wild
English I chop down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea!
French I cross in bottom of the trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the toilets. Wednesday I will make emplettes, and have the scones buttered for the tea!
English I chop down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea!
Spanish Edge under trees, I eat my I have lunch, I I go to the service. Wednesday I am going to make purchases, and I have scones greased with mantequilla for the tea!
English love is a river that flows through your soul
Spanish the lover is a river that crosses his core
English How to wreck a nice beach.
Italian Like ruining one pleasant beach.
English A pot-bellied pig is the perfect pet.
Portugese A potentiometer-swelled pig is the perfect animal of esteem.
English What has that got to do with the price of eggs?
German What has that, which will receive, in order to do with the price of the eggs?
English Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
French Our father, that art in the sky, sanctified either name thy.
English You totally suck ass!
Spanish You inhale the ass totally!
English You inhale the ass totally!
Portugese You inhale the donkey total!
English You inhale the donkey total!
Spanish You inhale the total of the donkey!
English The sky is blue and the sun is shining. What the hell am I doing here?
Italian The sky is blue and the sun is polishing. Which thing hell I am making here?
English Once upon a time there was a busy bee named John Smith.
Portugese A time in top of a moment had a busy bee nominated John Smith.
English The more a man argues, the bigger the hole he digs for himself.
Portugese Plus a man the puncture argues, greater that excavates for himself.
English I care because you do.
German I am interested, because her.
English You need to start being funny.
German They must begin to be merry.
English I want to take you in my arms
Portugese I want to make examination of you in my arms
English My telephone does not ring
Portugese My telephone does not sound
English She's the loveliest girl ever to have crossed my path.
Italian She the beautifulr girl never to cross my distance.
English The meek shall inherit the earth.
French The soft one will inherit the ground.
English Turn of the lights and come to bed.
Italian Turn of the lights and come in order to insert.
English This sentence no verb.
Italian This phrase no verbo.
English Nonsense please ailing pizza herder feels.
French The badly bearing herder of pizza pie of sum check please feels.
English It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
French It the end of the world because we let us know it and me very well smell themselves.
English It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
German It the end of the world, there we it know and I believe finely.
English It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Spanish It the end of the world as we know it and me feels very well.
English As soon as you are born, you start dying.
Portugese Thus that you he will be loaded, you starts to die.
English Yeah, let me get a cheesebuerger and fries.
French Ouais, leave obtain a cheesebuerger and cracklings to me.
English I keep drinking malted milk, trying to drive my blues away.
French I continue to drink malted milk, trying to control my blue far.
English Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars.
Italian Pilotarlo to the moon and lasciarlo to play between stars.
English This town is not big enough for the both of us, buddy!
Spanish This city is not quite great for us two, pal!
English Hello Devin my name is Ben.
German Hello is Devin my name Ben.
English It's a milkshake! Drink up!
German It a milkshake! Beverage above!
English We gotta ride tonight! My little homie kenny died tonight!
German We gottafahrt this evening! My weniges homiekenny this evening died!
English When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dying day...
Portugese When you're one you're of the spurt a spurt all the way, of its first cigarette its last day to die...
English Yeeeaaah, biatch, i have mad skills
German Yeeeaaah, biatch, I have furious abilities
English Can we set fire to belt buckles with bananas?
French Can we put fire to girdle loops with bananas?
English Can we set fire to belt buckles with bananas?
Italian We can regulate the fire in order to connect the inarcamenti with bananas?
English Kick ass!
Spanish Ass of the backward movement!
English Kick ass!
Portugese Donkey of the backtracking!
English Kick ass!
German Impact donkey!
English Kick ass!
French Ass of blow-of-foot!
English You suck!
German They suck!
English I'm all broken. I need to get fixed.
German I'm quite interrupted. I must keep locally determined.
English I got me a bottle of blues, some strange comfort for a soul to soothe. Ain't it hard, ain't it hard, to want somebody who doesn't want you...
German I kept a bottle blue, somewhat strange comfort, so that a soul calms down. Ain't it strongly, ain't it strongly, someone requires, doesn't requires you...,
English I am going to open a can of whoop-ass on you
German I will open a-box of the Whoopesels on you
English And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
Italian And to the end, the love that you take is equal to the love fairies.
English sting is a good singer
Italian the sting she is a good singer
English you want a French kiss, my man?
German They require a French kiss, mean man?
English They require a French kiss, mean man?
Italian They demand a French kiss, medium man?
English They demand a French kiss, medium man?
Portugese They demand a French kiss, average man?
English The passion of lovers is for death.
Italian The passion of the lovers is for the dead women.
English Smoke my big fat hairy cock!
French Smoke my large hairy tap in grease!
English Smoke my big fat hairy cock!
Portugese Hairy smokes my great tap fat!
English Smoke my big fat hairy cock!
Spanish Smoke my great fat melenudo hammer!
English My brain is like a sieve; sometimes it's easier to forget all the bad things you did to me.
German My brain is like a filter; sometimes it more simply to forget all false things which did you me.
English I killed your mother with a hacksaw.
Italian I have killed your base with a seghetto by hand for metals.
English I killed your mother with a hacksaw.
Spanish I killed to its mother with a mountain range for metals.
English How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
German How much could wood clamp a forest waldmurmeltier, if a forest waldmurmeltier could clamp wood?
English How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
French How much wood a marmot of America could it throw if a marmot of America could throw wood?
English If it's monkey pee, Mulder, you're on your own.
Portugese If pee of the monkey of it, Mulder, you're in its proper ones.
English Scratch is so nice gotta hear it twice!
Italian The scratch is so as to the gotta pleasant it feels two times to it!
English Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!
Portugese Goodness, spheres gracious, great of the fire!
English Jane fell off the building in a rather roundabout way.
Spanish Jane fell of the building something of a way of the traffic circle.
English Walking in a winter wonderland
German Go into a winter fairy tale country
English Just check out my shoe size!
Italian Just control towards the outside my format of the ice-skate!
English ice-skate
Italian ice-ice-skate
English ice-ice-skate
Italian ice-ice-ice-skate
English It's my party and I'll cry if I want to cry if I want to cry if I want to. You would cry too if it happened to you.
German It my involved and I'll cry, if I liked to cry, if I liked to cry, if I require too. They cry also, if it occurred you.
English I'm gonna knock you out! Momma said knock you out!
Italian The skirt of I' m throws them down! Said Momma throws them down!
English Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, BUGGER!
Italian To curse, to curse, to curse, to curse, TO CURSE!
English Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, BUGGER!
German If you stroll, stroll, stroll you, stroll you, STROLLING you!
English Dear son: you suck. Love, Dad.
French Expensive wire: you suck. Love, Dad.
English Smell my hairy feet!
Italian To feel the odore of my hairy feet!
English My favorite song is Hell by the Squirrel Nut Zippers.
Spanish My favourite song is hell next to the racks of the nut of the squirrel.
English My favorite song is Hell by the Squirrel Nut Zippers.
French My preferred song is hell by the pull knobs of nut of squirrel.
English I've never seen a purple cow. I never hope to see one. But I can tell you anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.
German I've never seen a magenta-red cow I never hopes to see. But I can explain to you that I'd rather as one, being to see somehow.
English I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the mistletoe last night.
Italian I have seen the Father Native kissing mommy, under mistletoe the past night.
English Dashing through the snow, in a one horse open sleigh, over the fields we go, laughing all the way. Ha ha ha!
French Precipitating by snow, in an open sleigh of a horse, above the zones we go, laughing all the way. Ha ha ha!
English Dashing through the snow, in a one horse open sleigh, over the fields we go, laughing all the way. Ha ha ha!
German Converging by the snow, in a horse an opened sleigh, over the fields, we go laughing complete and. Hectar hectar hectar!
English Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Portugese Is that one an injector in its pocket or you he is satisfied to only see me?
English Clearing my throat and gripping the lecturn I smile and face my audience clearing his throat and smiling with his hands on the bathroom sink.
French Erasing my throat and seizing the lecturn I mouse and deal with my assistances erasing his throat and smiling with his hands on the sink of bathroom.
English Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
French Open the gates of compartment of thimble, Hal.
English Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
Portugese It opens the gates of the bay of the pod, Hal.
English Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
German Peter Piper selected a Peck in vinegar inserted pepper.
English There never was a more wretched hive of scum and villany.
Spanish Never there was one more a beehive displeased of the foam and villany.
English We're all stars now in the dope show.
German We're all asterisks now in the lubricant appearance.
English Only you can prevent forest fires.
Portugese You only can hinder fogos of the forest.
English The early bird catches the worm
German The early bird catches the continuous screw off
English Don't get your knickers in a twist!
German Don't receive your break hereditary ochers in a torsion!