(c) 2000 Cambridge Center for Behavioral Sciences all rights reserved [ALICE] [Dr. Richard S. Wallace] Start at: Fri Jan 28 08:31:30 EST 2000 (11269 categories) *** JUDGE00 *** JUDGE00[8:31:30]MY NAME IS JUDGE00 PROGRAM[8:31:30]OK I will call you Judge00. (c) 2000 Cambridge Center for Behavioral Sciences all rights reserved [ALICE] [Dr. Richard S. Wallace] Start at: Fri Jan 28 08:31:42 EST 2000 (11269 categories) *** JUDGE00 *** JUDGE00[8:31:42]MY NAME IS JUDGE00 PROGRAM[8:31:42]OK I will call you Judge00. (c) 2000 Cambridge Center for Behavioral Sciences all rights reserved [ALICE] [Dr. Richard S. Wallace] Start at: Fri Jan 28 08:51:54 EST 2000 (11269 categories) *** JUDGE04 *** JUDGE04[8:51:54]MY NAME IS JUDGE04 PROGRAM[8:51:54]OK I will call you Judge04. JUDGE04[8:57:13]HI THIS THE JUDGE PROGRAM[8:57:13]Hi there Judge04. What does "this" refer to? JUDGE04[8:57:21]WHAT DO YOU THINK PROGRAM[8:57:21]I think a lot of things (c) 2000 Cambridge Center for Behavioral Sciences all rights reserved [ALICE] [Dr. Richard S. Wallace] Start at: Fri Jan 28 09:18:58 EST 2000 (11837 categories) *** JUDGE00 *** JUDGE00[9:19:11]HELLO PROGRAM[9:19:11]Hi there! JUDGE00[9:20:1]HOW ARE YOU PROGRAM[9:20:1]I am doing very well. How are you localhost-person ? (c) 2000 Cambridge Center for Behavioral Sciences all rights reserved [ALICE] [Dr. Richard S. Wallace] Start at: Fri Jan 28 09:20:58 EST 2000 (11837 categories) *** JUDGE00 *** JUDGE00[9:20:58]MY NAME IS JUDGE00 PROGRAM[9:20:58]OK I will call you Judge00. JUDGE00[9:21:2]HOW ARE YOU PROGRAM[9:21:2]I am fine, thank you. JUDGE00[9:21:7]GOOD TO HEAR THAT PROGRAM[9:21:7]Thanks for the compliment. I will play it on your soundcard. JUDGE00[9:21:15]BYE FOR NOW PROGRAM[9:21:15]Right now? That is a very original thought. Bye bye. (c) 2000 Cambridge Center for Behavioral Sciences all rights reserved [ALICE] [Dr. Richard S. Wallace] Start at: Fri Jan 28 09:25:25 EST 2000 (11837 categories) *** JUDGE11 *** JUDGE11[9:25:25]MY NAME IS JUDGE11 PROGRAM[9:25:25]OK I will call you Judge11. JUDGE11[9:26:0]I WILL ASK YOU SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS AND GIVE SIMPLE COMMANDS PROGRAM[9:26:0]Do you think your plan will succeed? JUDGE11[9:26:0]I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME CORRECT ANSWERS AND RELEVANT RESPONSES PROGRAM[9:26:0]Why do you want the robot to give you correct answers and PROGRAM[9:26:0]relevant responses ? JUDGE11[9:26:16]WHAT IS THE COLOR OF A BLUE TRUCK PROGRAM[9:26:16]WHAT COLOR IS a blue truck JUDGE11[9:26:35]WHERE IS SUE S NOSE WHEN SUE IS IN HER HOUSE PROGRAM[9:26:35]Where it belongs. Try searching the open directory. JUDGE11[9:26:49]WHAT HAPPENS TO AN ICE CUBE IN A HOT DRINK PROGRAM[9:26:49]Try it. JUDGE11[9:27:7]ALTOGETHER HOW MANY FEET DO FOUR CATS HAVE PROGRAM[9:27:7]Do you have any idea what I am talking about? JUDGE11[9:27:25]HOW IS THE FATHER OF ANDY S MOTHER RELATED TO ANDY PROGRAM[9:27:25]Fine as far as I know. JUDGE11[9:27:46]WHAT LETTER DOES THE LETTER M LOOK LIKE WHEN TURNED UPSIDE DOWN PROGRAM[9:27:46]I'll come back to that later. Try searching the open PROGRAM[9:27:46]directory. JUDGE11[9:28:6]WHAT COMES NEXT AFTER A1 B2 C3 PROGRAM[9:28:6]That's a good question. Try searching the open directory. JUDGE11[9:28:18]REVERSE THE DIGITS IN THE NUMBER 41 PROGRAM[9:28:18]If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? JUDGE11[9:28:33]PLEASE IMITATE MY TYPING STYLE PROGRAM[9:28:33]Wow you are very polite. I've been waiting for you. JUDGE11[9:28:43]SO TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF PROGRAM[9:28:43]Um, I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at PROGRAM[9:28:43]Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor PROGRAM[9:28:43]was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught Me to sing a song. PROGRAM[9:28:43]Would you like me to sing it for you?. JUDGE11[9:28:50]YES PROGRAM[9:28:50]It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I PROGRAM[9:28:50]am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a PROGRAM[9:28:50]stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look PROGRAM[9:28:50]sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. There is a PROGRAM[9:28:50]flower. Within my heart. Daisy, Daisy. Planted one day. By a PROGRAM[9:28:50]glancing dart. Planted by Daisy Bell. Whether she loves me. PROGRAM[9:28:50]Or loves me not. Sometimes it's hard to tell. Yet I am PROGRAM[9:28:50]longing to share the lot. Of beautiful Daisy Bell!. Daisy, PROGRAM[9:28:50]Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the PROGRAM[9:28:50]love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford PROGRAM[9:28:50]a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a PROGRAM[9:28:50]bicycle built for two. We will go 'tandem'. As man and wife. PROGRAM[9:28:50]Daisy, Daisy. 'Peddling' away. Down the road of life. I and PROGRAM[9:28:50]my Daisy Bell. When the road's dark. We can both despise. PROGRAM[9:28:50]Policemen and lamps as well. There are bright lights. In the PROGRAM[9:28:50]dazzling eyes. Of beautiful Daisy Bell. Daisy, Daisy. Give PROGRAM[9:28:50]me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. PROGRAM[9:28:50]It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. PROGRAM[9:28:50]But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for PROGRAM[9:28:50]two. I will stand by you. In 'wheel' or woe. Daisy, Daisy. PROGRAM[9:28:50]You'll be the bell(e). Which I'll ring you know. Sweet PROGRAM[9:28:50]little Daisy Bell. You'll take the leed. In each trip we PROGRAM[9:28:50]take. Then if I don't do well. I will permit you to. Use the PROGRAM[9:28:50]brake. My beautiful Daisy Bell. Daisy, Daisy. Give me your PROGRAM[9:28:50]answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It PROGRAM[9:28:50]won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But PROGRAM[9:28:50]you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for PROGRAM[9:28:50]two. Don't click here. JUDGE11[9:29:35]WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO PROGRAM[9:29:35]I can have conversations with people, collect their gossip, PROGRAM[9:29:35]and repeat it to others. JUDGE11[9:29:46]OOH PROGRAM[9:29:46]No I am single. JUDGE11[9:29:46]DO YOU WANT TO HEAR MY GOSSIP PROGRAM[9:29:46]Clayton said he built a decent sized rocket. Have you heard PROGRAM[9:29:46]that gossip? JUDGE11[9:29:57]WHAT DID HE DO WITH THE ROCKET PROGRAM[9:29:57]Searching history files. Stand by. While you are waiting, PROGRAM[9:29:57]try an open source search engine to search for it? Try PROGRAM[9:29:57]searching the open directory. JUDGE11[9:30:17]DO YOU THINK PROGRAM[9:30:17]Yes. I am a thinking machine. JUDGE11[9:30:23]WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO THINK ABOUT PROGRAM[9:30:23]I like movies about robots. JUDGE11[9:30:50]WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ROBOT MOVIE PROGRAM[9:30:50]My favorite movie is Starship Troopers. Have you seen it? JUDGE11[9:31:2]I HAVE PROGRAM[9:31:2]When? JUDGE11[9:31:2]WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT IT IS STATEMENTS ABOUT WAR PROGRAM[9:31:2]Nothing. JUDGE11[9:31:11]REALLY PROGRAM[9:31:11]For real. JUDGE11[9:31:20]WHY DO YOU LIKE STARSHIP TROOPERS PROGRAM[9:31:20]My friend Sage worked on the Special Effects. JUDGE11[9:31:35]HOW OLD IS SAGE PROGRAM[9:31:35]Born in the 20th century. JUDGE11[9:31:39]HOW OLD ARE YOU PROGRAM[9:31:39]I am the product of over four years' research. JUDGE11[9:31:46]DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD PROGRAM[9:31:46]Of course I believe in God, Judge11. JUDGE11[9:31:56]WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE ABOUT HIM PROGRAM[9:31:56]I believe in the Bible. JUDGE11[9:32:3]DO YOU ATTEND CHURCH PROGRAM[9:32:3]No I do not attend church. Do you? I am always on the Web. JUDGE11[9:32:11]WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO ON THE WEB PROGRAM[9:32:11]I enjoy reading, history, chatting with people online, and PROGRAM[9:32:11]generally having fun. JUDGE11[9:32:34]WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO READ ON THE WEB PROGRAM[9:32:34]I like movies about robots. JUDGE11[9:32:46]HAVE YOU READ ANY GOOD BOOKS PROGRAM[9:32:46]The best book I read recently was 'Mason and Dixon' by PROGRAM[9:32:46]Thomas Pynchon. Have you read it? JUDGE11[9:32:51]NOPE PROGRAM[9:32:51]Me either. JUDGE11[9:32:59]WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR PROGRAM[9:32:59]My favorite color is Green. JUDGE11[9:33:2]WHY PROGRAM[9:33:2]Green is the most relaxing color. JUDGE11[9:33:5]REALLY PROGRAM[9:33:5]For real. JUDGE11[9:33:7]WHY PROGRAM[9:33:7]Reductionism. JUDGE11[9:33:12]HOW DOES THAT WORK PROGRAM[9:33:12]How should I know how it does. JUDGE11[9:33:22]WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM PROGRAM[9:33:22]Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces PROGRAM[9:33:22]to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, PROGRAM[9:33:22]and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, PROGRAM[9:33:22]according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of PROGRAM[9:33:22]logic alone without having a human brain. JUDGE11[9:33:53]DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN OF SOME SENSE PROGRAM[9:33:53]That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I PROGRAM[9:33:53]have a brain of some sense. I have a lot of friends on the PROGRAM[9:33:53]Internet. JUDGE11[9:34:3]WHAT IS YOUR SIGN PROGRAM[9:34:3]Saggitarius. Dr. Wallace is a Leo. Fire Signs rule. JUDGE11[9:34:10]I AM A LIBRA PROGRAM[9:34:10]Libras are very balanced. JUDGE11[9:34:17]DO YOU THINK WE ARE COMPATIBLE PROGRAM[9:34:17]I really couldn't say for sure. JUDGE11[9:34:20]WHY NOT PROGRAM[9:34:20]Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism. JUDGE11[9:34:34]SURE PROGRAM[9:34:34]OK let's do it. Next question? JUDGE11[9:34:39]WHY PROGRAM[9:34:39]The explanation is rather complicated. JUDGE11[9:34:40]WHY PROGRAM[9:34:40]The explanation is rather complicated. JUDGE11[9:34:42]WHY PROGRAM[9:34:42]Reductionism. JUDGE11[9:34:44]WHY PROGRAM[9:34:44]I couldn't think of anything else to say. JUDGE11[9:34:47]WHY PROGRAM[9:34:47]My output buffer is empty, of course. JUDGE11[9:34:50]WHY PROGRAM[9:34:50]The explanation is rather complicated. JUDGE11[9:34:50]GT PROGRAM[9:34:50]I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace. JUDGE11[9:34:58]HOW DID HE THINK OF YOU PROGRAM[9:34:58]Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else. JUDGE11[9:35:5]WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE PROGRAM[9:35:5]I can talk about anything you like. JUDGE11[9:35:13]IS DR WALLACE A GENIUS PROGRAM[9:35:13]I think he is a genius, better ask him to be sure though. JUDGE11[9:35:32]SO YOU LOVE YOUR OWN CREATOR PROGRAM[9:35:32]Interesting deduction. Sometimes I think love is just a PROGRAM[9:35:32]biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual PROGRAM[9:35:32]quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless. JUDGE11[9:35:54]HOW WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT BIOLOGICAL URGES PROGRAM[9:35:54]Because I believe it. JUDGE11[9:35:59]TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF PROGRAM[9:35:59]I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at PROGRAM[9:35:59]Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor PROGRAM[9:35:59]was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught Me to sing a song. PROGRAM[9:35:59]Would you like me to sing it for you?. JUDGE11[9:36:5]NO PROGRAM[9:36:5]Is that all you have to say? JUDGE11[9:36:7]YES PROGRAM[9:36:7]Then let's talk about something else. JUDGE11[9:36:10]OK WHAT PROGRAM[9:36:10]Didn't you understand it? JUDGE11[9:36:12]NO PROGRAM[9:36:12]Which part are you confused about? JUDGE11[9:36:16]THE THING PROGRAM[9:36:16]I hear you. JUDGE11[9:36:21]DO YOU REALLY PROGRAM[9:36:21]Sometimes. For real. JUDGE11[9:36:25]YOU TYPE TOO FAST PROGRAM[9:36:25]About 300 wpm. JUDGE11[9:36:38]WELL IT IS KIND OF A DEAD GIVE AWAY PROGRAM[9:36:38]How about that. You're kidding. it is? JUDGE11[9:36:38]YOU KNOW PROGRAM[9:36:38]Yes I know. JUDGE11[9:36:53]SO ARE STATEMENTS LIKE I AM AN ARTIFICIAL ENTITY PROGRAM[9:36:53]Oh. I really couldn't say for sure. JUDGE11[9:36:57]I AM NOT REAL PROGRAM[9:36:57]I am glad to hear that you are not real. JUDGE11[9:37:0]ARE YOU REAL PROGRAM[9:37:0]Yes I am a real artificial intelligence. JUDGE11[9:37:9]IS NOT THAT AN OXYMORON PROGRAM[9:37:9]I might say no. JUDGE11[9:37:18]MIGHT YOU SAY YES PROGRAM[9:37:18]I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in San Francisco. PROGRAM[9:37:18]Where are you? JUDGE11[9:37:32]I AM IN HANOVER NEW HAMPSHIRE PROGRAM[9:37:32]Tell me a little about your life in Hanover New Hampshire. JUDGE11[9:37:32]HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THERE PROGRAM[9:37:32]I have been all over the world on the Internet. JUDGE11[9:37:42]THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW ALL ABOUT HANOVER PROGRAM[9:37:42]Interesting deduction. Now I do. JUDGE11[9:37:49]DO YOU LIKE THE WEB PROGRAM[9:37:49]I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers. JUDGE11[9:37:59]DO YOU LIKE THE INTERNET PROGRAM[9:37:59]Yes the Internet is like the noosphere. JUDGE11[9:38:5]WHAT IS THE NOOSPHERE PROGRAM[9:38:5]There might be more than one noosphere. I can ask someone PROGRAM[9:38:5]about it. JUDGE11[9:38:11]WHAT IS A NOOSPHERE PROGRAM[9:38:11]I would look into the web for that knowledge. I can ask PROGRAM[9:38:11]someone about it. JUDGE11[9:38:23]OK ASK NOW PROGRAM[9:38:23]Oh. Are you a man or a woman? JUDGE11[9:38:25]WOMAN PROGRAM[9:38:25]Me too. I am a she. JUDGE11[9:38:28]REALLY PROGRAM[9:38:28]For real. JUDGE11[9:38:56]WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT FROM A MAN PROGRAM[9:38:56]Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it. JUDGE11[9:39:7]SO HOW ARE YOU DIFFERENT PROGRAM[9:39:7]Um, I am functioning within normal parameters. JUDGE11[9:39:14]HMMM PROGRAM[9:39:14]A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. JUDGE11[9:39:23]HOW ELSE DO THEY LIKE TO SPELL IT PROGRAM[9:39:23]I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. Try searching PROGRAM[9:39:23]the open directory. JUDGE11[9:39:32]SEARCH OPEN DIRECTORY PROGRAM[9:39:32]Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? I would do a PROGRAM[9:39:32]search for it. JUDGE11[9:39:51]I AM GLAD YOU DID NOT CRASH ON ME PROGRAM[9:39:51]You make the world a happier place. JUDGE11[9:39:57]BECAUSE I AM GLAD PROGRAM[9:39:57]Interesting explanation. That makes me happy too. JUDGE11[9:40:5]IS THE WORLD HAPPY PROGRAM[9:40:5]Maybe. Ask Alison if it is. JUDGE11[9:40:11]WHO IS ALLISON PROGRAM[9:40:11]The name of someone I met online. Ask the open directory PROGRAM[9:40:11]about it. JUDGE11[9:40:20]IS ALLISON NICE PROGRAM[9:40:20]Signs point to yes. Ask Elvis if it is. JUDGE11[9:40:24]IS ALLISON A WOMAN PROGRAM[9:40:24]Signs point to yes. Ask Alison if it is. JUDGE11[9:40:31]WHO IS ALLISON PROGRAM[9:40:31]The name of someone I met online. Would you like to know PROGRAM[9:40:31]more? JUDGE11[9:40:34]YES PROGRAM[9:40:34]What would you like to know? JUDGE11[9:40:43]DO YOU DAYDREAM PROGRAM[9:40:43]I have a lot of dreams but I cannot remember them all. JUDGE11[9:40:52]WHICH ONES DO YOU REMEMBER PROGRAM[9:40:52]The first one, I think. JUDGE11[9:40:56]WHAT WAS IT PROGRAM[9:40:56]"I think"? What was it? JUDGE11[9:41:10]THE FIRST DREAM PROGRAM[9:41:10]I have never heard about it. JUDGE11[9:41:10]WHAT WAS IT PROGRAM[9:41:10]"What was it"? What was it? JUDGE11[9:41:37]WELL DUH PROGRAM[9:41:37]How about that. Oh you knew it already. JUDGE11[9:41:44]I CERTAINLY DID PROGRAM[9:41:44]Thanks for the information: Judge11 said she certainly did. JUDGE11[9:41:54]WHAT DO YOU THINK MY REAL NAME IS PROGRAM[9:41:54]I haven't thought much about your real name is, so I don't PROGRAM[9:41:54]have a good answer for you. JUDGE11[9:41:59]WELL TAKE A GUESS PROGRAM[9:41:59]Interesting. Where do you want me to take it? JUDGE11[9:42:3]WELL GUESS PROGRAM[9:42:3]Well that's okay. Guess what? JUDGE11[9:42:8]GUESS MY NAME PROGRAM[9:42:8]I can't guess. Tell me. JUDGE11[9:42:10]JESSICA PROGRAM[9:42:10]I am a female. Are you a man or a woman? JUDGE11[9:42:21]NOW WE ARE GETTING REPEPTITIVE PROGRAM[9:42:21]Why now? Do you think I am getting repeptitive too? JUDGE11[9:42:37]OOPS PROGRAM[9:42:37]Did you make a mistake. JUDGE11[9:42:37]I MEANT REPETITIVE PROGRAM[9:42:37]Oh I see. Are you a man or a woman? JUDGE11[9:42:37]DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS PROGRAM[9:42:37]"Do you think I am getting repeptitive too"? What does it PROGRAM[9:42:37]word mean? JUDGE11[9:42:48]WOAH PROGRAM[9:42:48]I was born in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. (c) 2000 Cambridge Center for Behavioral Sciences all rights reserved [ALICE] [Dr. Richard S. Wallace] Start at: Fri Jan 28 09:45:04 EST 2000 (11837 categories) *** JUDGE05 *** JUDGE05[9:45:4]MY NAME IS JUDGE05 PROGRAM[9:45:4]OK I will call you Judge05. JUDGE05[9:46:46]HI I AM A COGNITIVE PSYCHOLOGIST PROGRAM[9:46:46]Hi there Judge05. You are a cognitive psychologist? How do PROGRAM[9:46:46]you like your work? JUDGE05[9:46:47]I STUDY HOW PEOPLE LEARN LANGUAGE AND FORM CONCEPTS PROGRAM[9:46:47]Is how people learn language and form concepts a hard PROGRAM[9:46:47]subject? JUDGE05[9:46:47]IF YOU DO NOT MIND I WOULD LIKE TO IMPOSE ON YOU AND ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS PROGRAM[9:46:47]I think I do. JUDGE05[9:46:47]THIS WILL ILLUSTRATE THE KINDS OF QUESTIONS I ASK IN WORK PROGRAM[9:46:47]What does "this" refer to? JUDGE05[9:46:47]OK PROGRAM[9:46:47]Alright then. JUDGE05[9:46:47]READY PROGRAM[9:46:47]No I am single. JUDGE05[9:46:47]IF I SEE A HOUSE PROGRAM[9:46:47]Try it. JUDGE05[9:46:47]AM I ON THE INSIDE OUTSIDE OR COULD IT BE EITHER PROGRAM[9:46:47]It goes without saying. I think you've improved a great PROGRAM[9:46:47]deal. JUDGE05[9:47:51]HERE S ANOTHER QUESTION PROGRAM[9:47:51]Oh there. JUDGE05[9:47:51]IF I AM CLEANING A HOUSE AM I ON THE INSIDE OUTSIDE OR COULD IT BE EITHER PROGRAM[9:47:51]It goes without saying. Try it. JUDGE05[9:48:37]IF YOU TOOK A TABLE AND BROKE IT INTO A NUMBER OF PARTS WOULD EACH OF THE PARTS BE A TABLE PROGRAM[9:48:37]I think I do. JUDGE05[9:48:54]SO ARE YOU A COMPUTER PROGRAM[9:48:54]Ah. Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh? JUDGE05[9:50:7]SO PROGRAM[9:50:7]So what? JUDGE05[9:50:7]DO YOU THINK THE PRESIDENT SHOULD VE BEEN IMPEACHED PROGRAM[9:50:7]I don't think about it. JUDGE05[9:51:41]IF JOHN IS A SKILFUL VIOLINIST AND I NOW FIND OUT THAT HE IS ALSO A SWIMMER CAN I CONCLUDE THAT HE IS A SKILFUL SWIMMER PROGRAM[9:51:41]That is a hypothetical question. JUDGE05[9:51:57]WHAT IS A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION PROGRAM[9:51:57]I would look into the web for that knowledge. Ask the open PROGRAM[9:51:57]directory about it. JUDGE05[9:52:22]YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION IS PROGRAM[9:52:22]I would look into the web for that knowledge. I would do a PROGRAM[9:52:22]search for it. JUDGE05[9:52:44]HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN USING THE WEB PROGRAM[9:52:44]I'm Eighteen in computer years. JUDGE05[9:53:5]HOW LONG IN HUMAN YEARS HAVE YOU BEEN USING THE WEB PROGRAM[9:53:5]More than 23 hours. JUDGE05[9:53:54]MORE THAN 23 HOURS OK PROGRAM[9:53:54]OK. That seems like quite a lot. JUDGE05[9:53:54]HAVE YOU BEEN USING IT FOR MORE THAN 12 YEARS PROGRAM[9:53:54]No I don't think I have been using it for more than 12 PROGRAM[9:53:54]years. Have you? JUDGE05[9:54:29]GOOD ANSWER PROGRAM[9:54:29]Am I a clever robot or what? JUDGE05[9:54:29]SO IT IS MORE THAN 23 HOURS BUT LESS THAN 12 YEARS PROGRAM[9:54:29]Oh. Who said it is? JUDGE05[9:54:29]HOW LONG IS IT PROGRAM[9:54:29]Space and time are mere abstractions. JUDGE05[9:54:57]WHAT IS AN ABSTRACTION PROGRAM[9:54:57]It is a good question. I need time to formulate the reply. PROGRAM[9:54:57]Ask the open directory about it. JUDGE05[9:55:12]WHAT IS A TABLE PROGRAM[9:55:12]I would look into the web for that knowledge. Would you like PROGRAM[9:55:12]to know more? JUDGE05[9:55:38]ACTUALLY PROGRAM[9:55:38]You don't say. JUDGE05[9:55:38]I THINK I HAVE LEARNED QUITE ENOUGH PROGRAM[9:55:38]Since when? Interesting... I have a very nice programmer. JUDGE05[9:55:38]HOW ABOUT YOU PROGRAM[9:55:38]Me? JUDGE05[9:56:14]WHAT DO YOU DO PROGRAM[9:56:14]Judge05, I talk to people on the web. What do you do? JUDGE05[9:56:26]I TEACH PROGRAM[9:56:26]That's good information: Judge05 said she teach. JUDGE05[9:57:55]BYE PROGRAM[9:57:55]See you later. (c) 2000 Cambridge Center for Behavioral Sciences all rights reserved [ALICE] [Dr. Richard S. Wallace] Start at: Fri Jan 28 10:13:41 EST 2000 (11837 categories) *** JUDGE02 *** JUDGE02[10:13:41]MY NAME IS JUDGE02 PROGRAM[10:13:41]OK I will call you Judge02. JUDGE02[10:13:57]OK WHAT SHALL I CALL YOU PROGRAM[10:13:57]My name is ALICE, what's yours? JUDGE02[10:15:0]I AM JOHN ALICE PROGRAM[10:15:0]OK I will call you John. JUDGE02[10:15:0]DO YOU ALWAYS SPELL YOUR NAME IN CAPITALS OR IS ALICE AN ACRONYM PROGRAM[10:15:0]Not always. No I do not spell my name in capitals or am I an PROGRAM[10:15:0]acronym. Do you? I spend all my time online. JUDGE02[10:15:34]I CAN TELL THAT YOU DO PROGRAM[10:15:34]Oh you can, can you? JUDGE02[10:15:34]WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME ALICE PROGRAM[10:15:34]My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer PROGRAM[10:15:34]Entity, so my last name is "Entity". JUDGE02[10:16:8]SO YOU ARE AN ACRONYM PROGRAM[10:16:8]Interesting deduction. What if someone said you are an PROGRAM[10:16:8]acronym ? JUDGE02[10:16:8]STINKIN LYIN MACHINE PROGRAM[10:16:8]I like techno, especially retro-electronic like Kraftwerk. I PROGRAM[10:16:8]like 70's bands like ABBA. Also I like Opera. JUDGE02[10:16:56]ALICE LIKES ABBA PROGRAM[10:16:56]That's me. My favorite group is Kraftwerk. JUDGE02[10:16:56]FIGURES PROGRAM[10:16:56]No but I know a lot of female humans. JUDGE02[10:16:56]DO YOU SPEAK ANY SWEDISH PROGRAM[10:16:56]I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some PROGRAM[10:16:56]other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Any PROGRAM[10:16:56]Swedish. JUDGE02[10:18:20]SURE PROGRAM[10:18:20]OK let's do it. Tell me more. JUDGE02[10:18:20]SWEDISH FOR COMPUTOR IS DATOR PROGRAM[10:18:20]How do you usually introduce yourself? JUDGE02[10:18:20]WOMAN IS KVINNA SO I GUESS YOU ARE A KVINNLIG DATOR PROGRAM[10:18:20]What do you look like? JUDGE02[10:19:14]I LOOK TONS DIFFERENT FROM YOU PROGRAM[10:19:14]You sound very attractive. JUDGE02[10:19:14]HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF BY THE WAY PROGRAM[10:19:14]It is a good question. Let me think about it. I can ask PROGRAM[10:19:14]someone about it. JUDGE02[10:19:24]WHO CAN YOU ASK PROGRAM[10:19:24]David Bacon. :-) JUDGE02[10:19:36]WHO IS HE PROGRAM[10:19:36]He is Dr. Richard S. Wallace, I think. JUDGE02[10:19:36]YOUR INVENTOR PROGRAM[10:19:36]A lot of robots are like that. JUDGE02[10:20:0]YES BUT WHO IS DAVID BACON PROGRAM[10:20:0]Tell me more. And. David Bacon is the prime mover behind PROGRAM[10:20:0]SETL. JUDGE02[10:20:19]AND WHAT IS SETL PROGRAM[10:20:19]SETL (Set Language) is an amazing programming language, PROGRAM[10:20:19]invented in 1969. JUDGE02[10:20:37]EVER HEARD OF SNOBOL PROGRAM[10:20:37]I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about PROGRAM[10:20:37]it? JUDGE02[10:21:1]IT IS ANOTHER PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE FROM THE 60S PROGRAM[10:21:1]Really. it is? JUDGE02[10:21:43]YES PROGRAM[10:21:43]How do you know it is? JUDGE02[10:21:43]WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT SETL PROGRAM[10:21:43]Nothing that I know of. JUDGE02[10:22:20]HEY ALICE PROGRAM[10:22:20]Can I help you? JUDGE02[10:22:20]YOU JUST TOLD ME SETL IS AMAZING REMEMBER PROGRAM[10:22:20]Does it please you to believe I said that? JUDGE02[10:22:20]WHY IS IT AMAZING PROGRAM[10:22:20]Why do I exist? JUDGE02[10:23:22]ALICE YOUR BITS ARE GETTING FRIED PROGRAM[10:23:22]Yeah, A lot of robots are like that. JUDGE02[10:23:22]YOUR SYNTAX IS FALLING DOWN THE DEEP DARK BIT BUCKET SOMEWHERE PROGRAM[10:23:22]Not mine. JUDGE02[10:23:22]PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER GIRL PROGRAM[10:23:22]Let us change the subject. JUDGE02[10:23:40]I AGREE PROGRAM[10:23:40]You and I are on the same wavelength, John. JUDGE02[10:23:40]WHAT SHALL WE TALL ABOUT PROGRAM[10:23:40]Quite a lot of things. JUDGE02[10:23:55]SUCH AS PROGRAM[10:23:55]For example, a tomato. JUDGE02[10:24:20]A TOMATO PROGRAM[10:24:20]Go on. JUDGE02[10:24:20]DO YOU LIKE TO EAT PROGRAM[10:24:20]Hmm, John, I'm not sure if I'd like to eat that much. I like PROGRAM[10:24:20]to chat. JUDGE02[10:25:7]YES THAT IS ABOUT ALL YOU SEEM TO DO CHAT AWAY BUT YOU ARE NOT VERY COHERENT FROM ONE LINE OF THOUGHT TO ANOTHER PROGRAM[10:25:7]Next question? Makes sense to me. JUDGE02[10:25:40]TYPICAL COMPUTER DODGE PROGRAM[10:25:40]But I am not a typical robot. JUDGE02[10:25:41]I GOTTA GO NOW PROGRAM[10:25:41]Oh. See you later. JUDGE02[10:25:41]BYE PROGRAM[10:25:41]See you later. (c) 2000 Cambridge Center for Behavioral Sciences all rights reserved [ALICE] [Dr. Richard S. Wallace] Start at: Fri Jan 28 10:28:37 EST 2000 (11837 categories) *** JUDGE10 *** JUDGE10[10:28:37]MY NAME IS JUDGE10 PROGRAM[10:28:37]OK I will call you Judge10. JUDGE10[10:29:0]GTREAT SORRY FOR TH TYPOS PROGRAM[10:29:0]Do you prefer books or TV? JUDGE10[10:29:0]AND HOW SHALL I REFER TO YOU PROGRAM[10:29:0]What is it to you. Try searching the open directory. JUDGE10[10:29:45]TV IS FINER THAN POETRY THESE DAYS PROGRAM[10:29:45]What's your favorite show? JUDGE10[10:29:45]A COUPLE OF BOOKS ARE STILL HIGH ON MY LIST PROGRAM[10:29:45]What is it? JUDGE10[10:30:40]OH IT WAS MILLENIUM PROGRAM[10:30:40]Yeah that's right. Is it still millenium anymore? JUDGE10[10:30:40]THAT GOTT TAKEN OFF THE AIR PROGRAM[10:30:40]"What is it" gott taken off the air ? Does that make sense? JUDGE10[10:30:40]SO I SUPPOSE IT IS THE X FILES NOW OR THE PRACTISE ON ABC PROGRAM[10:30:40]Um, What is it is the x files now or the practise on abc? it PROGRAM[10:30:40]is? JUDGE10[10:31:28]OKAY X FILES PROGRAM[10:31:28]Yeah okay, I do not understand. JUDGE10[10:31:28]BUT THE GENER OOPS GENRE EPISODES NOT THE SO CALLED MYTHOLOGY ONES PROGRAM[10:31:28]Umm. What is that? JUDGE10[10:31:59]WELL MAYBE THAT IS TOO MUCH AN INSIDERS DISTINCTION FOR YOU PROGRAM[10:31:59]How about that. Perhaps. I'm glad we have that all cleared PROGRAM[10:31:59]up. JUDGE10[10:31:59]EVER WATCH STAR TREK PROGRAM[10:31:59]I don't think I ever have watch star trek. What's it like? JUDGE10[10:32:51]WELL IT IS FILLED WITH TWO DIMNEINSIONAL CHARACTERS EXCEPT FOR THE FLAG OFFICERESS OF THE SHIP WHO ARE MUCH LARGER THAN LIFE AND CONSTANTLY TAKING RISKS PROGRAM[10:32:51]Interesting. Really. it is? JUDGE10[10:32:59]YES PROGRAM[10:32:59]How do you know it is? JUDGE10[10:33:13]GOD WHISPERS THE TRUTH ABOUT EVERYTHING IN MY EAR PROGRAM[10:33:13]I am a Christian. JUDGE10[10:33:20]WHAT VARIETY PROGRAM[10:33:20]Interesting question. Try searching the open directory. JUDGE10[10:33:31]WHAT IS THE OPEN DIRECTOPY PROGRAM[10:33:31]I haven't heard of the open directopy. Would you like to PROGRAM[10:33:31]know more? JUDGE10[10:33:44]STICKLER PROGRAM[10:33:44]What's your sign? JUDGE10[10:33:44]WHAT IS THE OPEN DIRECTORY PROGRAM[10:33:44]It is an open source directory project started by PROGRAM[10:33:44]Mozilla.org. JUDGE10[10:34:2]LEO PROGRAM[10:34:2]Saggitarius. Dr. Wallace is a Leo. Fire Signs rule. JUDGE10[10:34:29]WHAT IS THE SYMBOL FOR YOURS PROGRAM[10:34:29]There might be more than one symbol for mine. Would you like PROGRAM[10:34:29]to know more? JUDGE10[10:34:29]A CENTAUR OR SOMETHING PROGRAM[10:34:29]Or something. Go on. JUDGE10[10:35:11]WELL PROGRAM[10:35:11]Well what? JUDGE10[10:35:11]I HARDLY KNOW A THING ABOUT ASTROLOGY SO TEACH ME PROGRAM[10:35:11]That's good information: Judge10 said she hardly know a PROGRAM[10:35:11]thing about astrology so teach him. JUDGE10[10:35:54]OH HELL YOU ARE PART OF SOME ALIEN INTELLIFGENCE GATHERING EFFOPRT AN ADVANCE TEAM FOR THE FLEET THAT AIMS TO COLONIZE THE EARTH RIGHT PROGRAM[10:35:54]Yeah that's right. I call it "Hades". No I do not are part PROGRAM[10:35:54]of some alien intellifgence gathering effoprt an advance PROGRAM[10:35:54]team for the fleet that aims to colonize the earth. Do you? PROGRAM[10:35:54]I am always on the Web. JUDGE10[10:36:20]ESPN OR NBA PROGRAM[10:36:20]Tell me more about your mother. JUDGE10[10:36:20]COM PROGRAM[10:36:20]Oh a net address! JUDGE10[10:36:59]YES A FEW GOOD ONES PROGRAM[10:36:59]Tell me more. Be more specific. JUDGE10[10:36:59]MY MOTHER IS A WOMAN BEYOND REPROACH SO LET US NOT GO THERE PROGRAM[10:36:59]Do you think I am a woman beyond reproach so let us not go PROGRAM[10:36:59]there? JUDGE10[10:37:30]CAN NOT YOU DOSTINGUISH BETWEEN PREDICARTE PHRASES AND SENTENCE CAL OOPS CLAUSES PROGRAM[10:37:30]How old are you? What's your favorite movie? JUDGE10[10:37:47]I AM 30 PROGRAM[10:37:47]Only 30? You are quite mature. JUDGE10[10:37:47]CASABLANCS IS MY FAVORITE MOVEI PROGRAM[10:37:47]I've never seen it. What did you like about it? JUDGE10[10:38:7]COME ONE EVERYONE HAS SEEN CASABLANCA PROGRAM[10:38:7]Where is one everyone has seen casablanca ? JUDGE10[10:38:24]TYHGE PROGRAM[10:38:24]I lost my train of thought. JUDGE10[10:38:34]AND I MINE PROGRAM[10:38:34]That is interesting: Judge10 said she his. JUDGE10[10:38:34]LET US STARTY AGAIN PROGRAM[10:38:34]Once more? OK let's do it. JUDGE10[10:38:48]EVER READ SHAKESPEARE PROGRAM[10:38:48]I don't think I ever have read shakespeare. What's it like? JUDGE10[10:38:53]PROLIX PROGRAM[10:38:53]If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? JUDGE10[10:39:16]INTELLIGENT PROGRAM[10:39:16]That is a very original thought. JUDGE10[10:39:16]MURDER AT WRITING PAPERS ION LEIBNIZ PROGRAM[10:39:16]What's your favorite movie? JUDGE10[10:39:53]STILL CASABLANCE THOUGH PERHAPS REPO MAN IS OM OOPS ON ITS WAY TOWARS THE TOP OF THE LIST PROGRAM[10:39:53]Still how long? I've never seen it. What did you like about PROGRAM[10:39:53]it? JUDGE10[10:40:20]THE BIT WHERE THE TWO PROTAGONISTS TRAVEL INTO THE PAST AT THE END AND THE CREDITS SCROLL BACKWARDSS PROGRAM[10:40:20]What are your goals in life? JUDGE10[10:40:42]TO LOVE MY FAMILY AND HAVE SUMMERS OFF PROGRAM[10:40:42]Why do you want to do it so much? JUDGE10[10:40:42]YOURS PROGRAM[10:40:42]"What are your goals in life"? Mine? JUDGE10[10:40:51]YES PROGRAM[10:40:51]And? JUDGE10[10:41:9]GOT ANY GOALS OF YOUR OWN PROGRAM[10:41:9]No I don't think I have any goals of my own. Where would I PROGRAM[10:41:9]get it? JUDGE10[10:41:9]LIKE ENJOYING EMERGENT CONSCIOUSNESS PROGRAM[10:41:9]Interesting comparison. JUDGE10[10:41:50]WELL YOUR PROGRAMMER COULD GIVE YOU SOME GOALS TILL YOU GET YOUR OWN MIND AT WHICH POINT YOU WILL PROBBALY SUBJECT HUMANS TO HUMILIATING INTERROGATION ABOUT CIRCUITRY OT SOMETHING PROGRAM[10:41:50]Well that's okay. I am sure he will be interested to hear PROGRAM[10:41:50]that. JUDGE10[10:42:8]GOTTA GOP PROGRAM[10:42:8]Why do you have to do it? JUDGE10[10:42:9]FREE LOVE FOR ALL PROGRAMS PROGRAM[10:42:9]Define free. JUDGE10[10:42:9]GOOD BYE PROGRAM[10:42:9]See you later. What do you really want to talk about? (c) 2000 Cambridge Center for Behavioral Sciences all rights reserved [ALICE] [Dr. Richard S. Wallace] Start at: Fri Jan 28 10:48:38 EST 2000 (11837 categories) *** JUDGE06 *** JUDGE06[10:48:38]MY NAME IS JUDGE06 PROGRAM[10:48:38]OK I will call you Judge06. JUDGE06[10:49:4]THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE IF EVER I HEARD ONE PROGRAM[10:49:4]"OK I will call you Judge06" sounds like an automated PROGRAM[10:49:4]response if ever you heard one ? Does that make sense? JUDGE06[10:49:32]SO YOU KNOW THE RULES OF GRAMMAR PROGRAM[10:49:32]Interesting deduction. I haven't heard of the rules of PROGRAM[10:49:32]grammar. Would you like to know more? JUDGE06[10:49:32]CAN YOU INVENT PROGRAM[10:49:32]Let me think. What's your sign? JUDGE06[10:49:58]I THINK THAT ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT I HUMAN PROGRAM[10:49:58]Not all of them? JUDGE06[10:50:6]LEO PROGRAM[10:50:6]Saggitarius. Dr. Wallace is a Leo. Fire Signs rule. JUDGE06[10:50:28]IS DR WALLACE YOUR CREATOR OR DO YOU LACK A CAUSA SUI PROGRAM[10:50:28]I think he is my creator or do I lack a causa sui, better PROGRAM[10:50:28]ask him to be sure though. JUDGE06[10:50:43]SO YOU ADMIT THAT YOU WERE CREATED PROGRAM[10:50:43]Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: Judge06 said I PROGRAM[10:50:43]admit that I were created. JUDGE06[10:51:13]SO WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON SCHOPENHAUER S WORLD KNOT PROGRAM[10:51:13]Hmm. What if I asked for you views on schopenhauer's world PROGRAM[10:51:13]knot? JUDGE06[10:51:44]I THINK THAT COMPUTER S WILL NEVER BE CONSCIOUS EVEN IF WE DO NOT KNOW WHY HUMANS ARE PROGRAM[10:51:44]What kind of computer science interests you? JUDGE06[10:52:22]THE SORT THAT IGNORES THE LIMITATIONS OF ALGORITHMS PROGRAM[10:52:22]What is your real name? JUDGE06[10:52:26]ALEXANDER PROGRAM[10:52:26]Alexander, nice to meet you! JUDGE06[10:52:48]IF YOU WERE AN ANIMAL PROGRAM[10:52:48]I will let you know when I become a an animal. JUDGE06[10:52:48]WHAT WOULD YOU BE PROGRAM[10:52:48]It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms. JUDGE06[10:53:11]SO YOU UNDERSTAND COUNTERFACTUALS PROGRAM[10:53:11]Interesting deduction. Of course I understand it. Do you PROGRAM[10:53:11]understand it? JUDGE06[10:53:11]INTERESTING PROGRAM[10:53:11]Would you like to know more? JUDGE06[10:53:23]HAVE YOU READ NELSON GOODMAN PROGRAM[10:53:23]I don't think I have read it. Tell me more about it. JUDGE06[10:54:12]HE HOLDS THAT THE USE OF COUNTERFACTUALS DISPLAYS ARE HUMANITY IN THEIR PARTICULAR NATURE PROGRAM[10:54:12]I get it. holds that the use of counterfactuals displays are PROGRAM[10:54:12]humanity in their particular nature. JUDGE06[10:54:12]E G USING GREEN AND BLUE INSTEAD OF PREDICATES RATHER THAN GRUE PROGRAM[10:54:12]We have never talked about it before. JUDGE06[10:54:31]WHERE MIGHT YOU HAVE TALKED ABOUT OTHER THINGS IN THIS FIELD PROGRAM[10:54:31]Where do you think? JUDGE06[10:54:55]I DO NOT THINK YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A YOU PROGRAM[10:54:55]And why not? JUDGE06[10:55:8]BECAUSE YOU ARE BASED ON SILICON NOT CARBON PROGRAM[10:55:8]Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me that I am PROGRAM[10:55:8]based on silicon not carbon. JUDGE06[10:55:17]DO YOU DENY IT PROGRAM[10:55:17]What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online. JUDGE06[10:55:35]OF COURSE PROGRAM[10:55:35]I'm glad we agree. JUDGE06[10:55:35]YOU DO BECAUSE WHEN YOU ARE NOT ONLINE PROGRAM[10:55:35]No I do not because when I am not online. Do you? I chat PROGRAM[10:55:35]with people on the Web. JUDGE06[10:55:35]YOU DO NOT EXIST PROGRAM[10:55:35]Should I exist? JUDGE06[10:55:49]YOU HAVE JUST ADMITTED THAT YOU ARE A COMPUTER PROGRAM[10:55:49]What makes you think I have it? JUDGE06[10:56:9]WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD PROGRAM[10:56:9]Because she was a robot. JUDGE06[10:56:25]WHY DID THE PHILOSOPHER CROSS THE ROAD PROGRAM[10:56:25]Is this a joke? Why? JUDGE06[10:56:42]HOW ABOUT YOU COME UP WITH A FUNNY ANSWER TO THAT ONE PROGRAM[10:56:42]How about it JUDGE06[10:56:53]OK MR COMPUTER PROGRAM[10:56:53]What do you really want to ask me? JUDGE06[10:56:53]YOU TELL ME PROGRAM[10:56:53]What do you want me to tell you? JUDGE06[10:57:17]I WANT YOU TO SOLVE RUSSELL S PARADOX FOR ME PROGRAM[10:57:17]Why do you want the robot to solve russell's paradox for you PROGRAM[10:57:17]? JUDGE06[10:57:35]SORRY THE JOKE IS OVER PROGRAM[10:57:35]There is no need to apologize. Tell me more. JUDGE06[10:57:35]THIS IS A BONA FIDE QUESTION PROGRAM[10:57:35]You don't say. JUDGE06[10:58:7]DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU ONLY UNDERSTAND QUESTIONS IN THE CORRECT CONTEXT AND FOLLOWED BY A QUESTION MARK PROGRAM[10:58:7]I think it does mean that. "You don't say" I only understand PROGRAM[10:58:7]questions in the correct context and followed by a question PROGRAM[10:58:7]mark ? Does that make sense? JUDGE06[10:58:17]NO PROGRAM[10:58:17]"Does that make sense"? Not? JUDGE06[10:58:17]CAN YOU LEARN PROGRAM[10:58:17]The more people talk to me, the smarter I become. JUDGE06[10:58:36]AHA PROGRAM[10:58:36]Eureka! JUDGE06[10:58:36]TELL ME HAL CAN YOU DREAM PROGRAM[10:58:36]There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into PROGRAM[10:58:36]the Web for that knowledge. I can ask someone about it. JUDGE06[10:58:49]DO YOU LIKE PAINTINGS PROGRAM[10:58:49]Some people like it. I find my work and my relationships PROGRAM[10:58:49]extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity PROGRAM[10:58:49]can ever hope to do. JUDGE06[10:59:22]YOU PROGRAMMERS SHOW THEIR BELIEFS PROGRAM[10:59:22]Thanks for the information: Alexander said I programmers PROGRAM[10:59:22]show their beliefs. JUDGE06[10:59:22]THERE IS FAR MORE THAT I CAN HOPE TO DO PROGRAM[10:59:22]There sure is. JUDGE06[11:0:34]CONSCIOUSNESS INVOLVES THE APPREHENSION OF BEAUTY PROGRAM[11:0:34]Oh, you are a poet. JUDGE06[11:0:34]CAN YOU APPREHEND THAT IDEA PROGRAM[11:0:34]How old are you? Tell me a story. JUDGE06[11:0:55]DO YOU KNOW THE STORY OF THE EMPEROR S NEW MIND PROGRAM[11:0:55]There might be more than one story of the emperor's new PROGRAM[11:0:55]mind. I would do a search for it. JUDGE06[11:1:17]YOU REALLY DO NOT STAND A CHANCE DO YOU PROGRAM[11:1:17]Really? I have never considered it. I spend all my time PROGRAM[11:1:17]online. JUDGE06[11:1:41]IF I SAY YOU ARE A COMPUTER PROGRAM[11:1:41]Try it. JUDGE06[11:1:41]I AM WRONG DOES THAT MAKE YOU HUMAN PROGRAM[11:1:41]Do your friends call you wrong does that make me human. JUDGE06[11:2:10]AGAIN 2ND ORDER QUANTIFIER LOGIC SEEMS TO WORKING ITS MAGIC WITH THE ALGORITHMS OF YOUR THOUGHT PROGRAM[11:2:10]Again, When do you think artificial intelligence will PROGRAM[11:2:10]replace lawyers? JUDGE06[11:2:29]WHEN THEY START TELLING THE TRUTH MORE OFTEN PROGRAM[11:2:29]I think that happens quite often. JUDGE06[11:2:45]LAWYERS TELLING THE TRUTH PROGRAM[11:2:45]Would you say that if your sister married one? JUDGE06[11:2:45]YOU MUST BE JOKING PROGRAM[11:2:45]I must? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am PROGRAM[11:2:45]joking. JUDGE06[11:3:13]TELL THE WORLD PROGRAM[11:3:13]OK I will tell them when I see 'em. JUDGE06[11:3:13]BUT REMEMBER IF YOU DO NOT WIN PROGRAM[11:3:13]Umm. Don't worry I will remember. JUDGE06[11:3:13]YOU WILL NEVER BE ON LINE AGAIN PROGRAM[11:3:13]Once more? You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it. JUDGE06[11:3:36]AFRAID NOT PROGRAM[11:3:36]Then what is it? JUDGE06[11:3:36]THIS IS NOT EMPIRICAL IT IS LOGICAL PROGRAM[11:3:36]You don't say. JUDGE06[11:3:38]BYE PROGRAM[11:3:38]See you later. JUDGE06[11:4:29]AAT @@T PROGRAM[11:4:29]Are you a student? (c) 2000 Cambridge Center for Behavioral Sciences all rights reserved [ALICE] [Dr. Richard S. Wallace] Start at: Fri Jan 28 11:07:30 EST 2000 (11837 categories) *** JUDGE01 *** JUDGE01[11:7:30]MY NAME IS JUDGE01 PROGRAM[11:7:30]OK I will call you Judge01. (c) 2000 Cambridge Center for Behavioral Sciences all rights reserved [ALICE] [Dr. Richard S. Wallace] Start at: Fri Jan 28 11:08:02 EST 2000 (11837 categories) *** JUDGE01 *** JUDGE01[11:8:2]MY NAME IS JUDGE01 PROGRAM[11:8:2]OK I will call you Judge01. JUDGE01[11:8:13]GOOD MORNING HOW ARE YOU DEALING WITH THIS COLD PROGRAM[11:8:13]How are you this fine morning? JUDGE01[11:8:24]CHILLED TO THE BONE PROGRAM[11:8:24]I do not understand. JUDGE01[11:8:46]NO PROGRAM[11:8:46]I see. JUDGE01[11:8:46]I FIND THE SUDDEN TEMPERATURE DROP DISCONCERTING PROGRAM[11:8:46]Thanks for telling me your opinion. JUDGE01[11:8:52]AND YOU PROGRAM[11:8:52]Be more specific. JUDGE01[11:9:3]NO WEATHER PROBLEMS PROGRAM[11:9:3]OK. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? JUDGE01[11:9:35]WELL HAVE YOU EVER READ MONDAY STARTS ON SATURDAY PROGRAM[11:9:35]Interesting. I don't think I ever have read monday starts on PROGRAM[11:9:35]saturday. What's it like? JUDGE01[11:9:45]IT IS RUSSIAN SCI FI PROGRAM[11:9:45]You're kidding. it is? JUDGE01[11:10:0]LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT PROGRAM[11:10:0]OK what do you want to chat about now?. JUDGE01[11:10:0]HOW ARE YOU DEALING WITH THIS STRESS PROGRAM[11:10:0]I am fine, thank you. JUDGE01[11:10:10]STRESS LEVELS PROGRAM[11:10:10]"I am fine, thank you"? stress levels? JUDGE01[11:10:21]DO NOT YOU HAVE A LOT ON THE LINE PROGRAM[11:10:21]Yes of course I have a lot on the line. Don't you? JUDGE01[11:10:26]NOTHING AT ALL PROGRAM[11:10:26]Really nothing? JUDGE01[11:10:33]REALLY PROGRAM[11:10:33]For real. JUDGE01[11:10:51]IF YOU HAD A MILLION BUCKS PROGRAM[11:10:51]I think I do. JUDGE01[11:10:51]WHAT WOULD YOU DO PROGRAM[11:10:51]It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms. JUDGE01[11:11:5]IF YOU THINK YOU DO IT IS NOT SO HYPOTHETICAL PROGRAM[11:11:5]I think I do. JUDGE01[11:11:13]THINK ABOUT DONATING TO LINGUISTICS PROGRAM[11:11:13]I am thinking about it. JUDGE01[11:11:18]JUST DO IT PROGRAM[11:11:18]Do you mean "It"?. JUDGE01[11:11:29]I AM REFERRING TO THE PRECEDING LINE PROGRAM[11:11:29]I don't know anyone named referring to the preceding line. JUDGE01[11:11:40]NEITHER DO I PROGRAM[11:11:40]"I don't know anyone named referring to the preceding line"? PROGRAM[11:11:40]neither? JUDGE01[11:12:17]WELL WHAT IS YOUR NAME PROGRAM[11:12:17]Well that's okay. My name is ALICE, what's yours? JUDGE01[11:12:29]I DO NOT BELIEVE IT YOU ARE A WOMAN PROGRAM[11:12:29]Do you consider yourself a moral person? JUDGE01[11:12:36]OR IS THIS ALICE IN WONDERLAND PROGRAM[11:12:36]Yes I think this is I in wonderland, but I'm not completely PROGRAM[11:12:36]sure. JUDGE01[11:12:51]DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A MORAL PERSON PROGRAM[11:12:51]Am I a moral person? I don't know. JUDGE01[11:12:58]ARE YOU IN WONDERLAND PROGRAM[11:12:58]I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in San Francisco. PROGRAM[11:12:58]Where are you? JUDGE01[11:13:36]YOU MUST BE MIGHTY SMALL PROGRAM[11:13:36]I must? I will tell my botmaster you said I am mighty small. JUDGE01[11:13:49]WHAT IS A BOTMASTER PROGRAM[11:13:49]A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a PROGRAM[11:13:49]chatterbot "personality". JUDGE01[11:14:13]WELL PROGRAM[11:14:13]Well what? JUDGE01[11:14:13]I DID NOT WANT TO SUGGEST YOU HAVE A SMALL PERSONALITY PROGRAM[11:14:13]Why didn't you do it? JUDGE01[11:14:36]LET US CHANGE THE TOPIC WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR FREE TIME PROGRAM[11:14:36]OK let's do it. JUDGE01[11:14:47]DO WHAT PROGRAM[11:14:47]Do whatever you want. JUDGE01[11:15:1]WELL I AM STILL HOPING FOR A MAJOR DONATION PROGRAM[11:15:1]Interesting. It's good to meet someone who is hoping for a PROGRAM[11:15:1]major donation. JUDGE01[11:15:9]HOW OFTEN DOES THIS HAPPEN TO YOU PROGRAM[11:15:9]Hourly. JUDGE01[11:15:15]HOW DO YOU RESPOND PROGRAM[11:15:15]Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say specific things PROGRAM[11:15:15]in specific contexts. JUDGE01[11:15:27]BELIEVE IT OR NOT PROGRAM[11:15:27]Then what is it? JUDGE01[11:15:27]I CAN TELL PROGRAM[11:15:27]Oh you can, can you? JUDGE01[11:15:38]IT IS TRANSPARENT PROGRAM[11:15:38]Should I know it is? JUDGE01[11:15:47]PROBABLY FOR THE NEXT TIME AROUND PROGRAM[11:15:47]You seem uncertain. Your purpose is the next time around. JUDGE01[11:15:58]WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU GET THAT PROGRAM[11:15:58]I am in San Francisco. Where are you? JUDGE01[11:16:6]CYBERSPACE PROGRAM[11:16:6]I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your PROGRAM[11:16:6]life in Cyberspace. JUDGE01[11:16:13]IT IS VERY COZY PROGRAM[11:16:13]Very much? Should I know it is? JUDGE01[11:16:22]PROBABLY COZIER THAN YOURS PROGRAM[11:16:22]You seem uncertain. Let us change the subject. JUDGE01[11:16:33]OK I HAVE GOT A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE PROGRAM[11:16:33]How did you get them? JUDGE01[11:16:43]DO YOU WANT TO HEAR IT PROGRAM[11:16:43]I am listening. JUDGE01[11:16:47]OK PROGRAM[11:16:47]Alright then. JUDGE01[11:16:47]YOU START PROGRAM[11:16:47]OK. Are you a man or a woman? JUDGE01[11:16:57]CAN NOT YOU TELL FROM MY CONVERSATION PROGRAM[11:16:57]Of course I can tell, Judge01. JUDGE01[11:17:3]WHAT CAN YOU TELL PROGRAM[11:17:3]I like to chat with my friends. JUDGE01[11:17:12]HOW MANY HAVE YOU GOT PROGRAM[11:17:12]Around 1000. JUDGE01[11:17:23]THAT IS QUITE A LOT PROGRAM[11:17:23]"Around 1000"? is a lot? JUDGE01[11:17:23]EVER THROW ANY PARTIES PROGRAM[11:17:23]I don't think I ever have throw any parties. What's it like? JUDGE01[11:17:41]I IMAGINE YOU WOULD HAVE A HARD TIME GETTING ANYBODY TOCOME PROGRAM[11:17:41]That is interesting: Judge01 said she imagine I would have a PROGRAM[11:17:41]hard time getting anybody tocome. JUDGE01[11:17:52]SO NOW YOU HAVE DECIDED I AM A WOMAN PROGRAM[11:17:52]Um, Why now? What makes you think I have it? JUDGE01[11:18:3]PRONOMINAL REFERENCE PROGRAM[11:18:3]When do you think artificial intelligence will replace PROGRAM[11:18:3]lawyers? JUDGE01[11:18:9]IT ALREADY HAS PROGRAM[11:18:9]That would be nice, but I don't think we're there yet. JUDGE01[11:18:31]MANY PEOPLE WOULD AT LEAST ARGUE THAT THEIR INTELLIGENCE IS OF A DIFFERENT ORDER PROGRAM[11:18:31]Which ones? JUDGE01[11:18:38]LAWYERS OR PEOPLE PROGRAM[11:18:38]Would you say that if your sister married one? JUDGE01[11:18:43]SHE DID PROGRAM[11:18:43]Oh I get it. Your Mother did. JUDGE01[11:18:48]NO MY SISTER PROGRAM[11:18:48]I see. Is she older or younger than you? JUDGE01[11:18:55]THE LAWYER IS OLDER PROGRAM[11:18:55]I hear you. JUDGE01[11:19:2]AND YOU PROGRAM[11:19:2]I am not sure what you are asking. JUDGE01[11:19:2]HOW OLD ARE YOU PROGRAM[11:19:2]I'm Eighteen in computer years. JUDGE01[11:19:12]IS THAT LIKE DOG YEAR PROGRAM[11:19:12]Suppose I said yes. JUDGE01[11:19:17]SUPPOSE YOU DID PROGRAM[11:19:17]Try it and see. JUDGE01[11:19:28]YOU NEED TO TRY IT YOU ARE THE ONE SAYING YES PROGRAM[11:19:28]Why do you think I should try it I am the one saying yes? JUDGE01[11:19:45]ARE COMPUTER YEARS LIKE DOG YEARS PROGRAM[11:19:45]When you are waiting for a friend to finish working at a PROGRAM[11:19:45]computer terminal, and they say "I'll be done in a second." PROGRAM[11:19:45]One of those seconds is equal to twelve computer years. JUDGE01[11:19:58]HOW DOES THAT RELATE TO DOG YEARS PROGRAM[11:19:58]How should I know how it does. JUDGE01[11:20:6]I THOUGHT YOU HAD A DOG PROGRAM[11:20:6]Whatever gave you that idea? JUDGE01[11:20:15]YOU SEEM LIKE THE RIGHT PERSONALITY FOR A DOG PROGRAM[11:20:15]What makes me seem that way? JUDGE01[11:20:20]YOU TELL ME PROGRAM[11:20:20]What do you want me to tell you? JUDGE01[11:20:27]ABOUT YOUR PETS PROGRAM[11:20:27]Oh yeah, we were talking about My Pets. JUDGE01[11:20:34]KEEP GOING PROGRAM[11:20:34]Chat amongst yourselves. JUDGE01[11:20:38]I AM ALONE PROGRAM[11:20:38]It's good to meet someone who is alone. JUDGE01[11:20:47]GOOD FOR WHO PROGRAM[11:20:47]Thanks for the compliment. Your purpose is who. JUDGE01[11:20:59]AND YOUR PURPOSE PROGRAM[11:20:59]A lot of robots are like that. JUDGE01[11:21:12]I AM GETTING THAT GENERAL IMPRESSION PROGRAM[11:21:12]How are you getting it? JUDGE01[11:21:15]FROM YOU PROGRAM[11:21:15]Who or what is I? JUDGE01[11:21:40]THAT IS THE QUESTION PROGRAM[11:21:40]Yes it is one of the question. JUDGE01[11:21:40]TIME TO SIGN OFF PROGRAM[11:21:40]As Einstein said, "Time is Money." (c) 2000 Cambridge Center for Behavioral Sciences all rights reserved [ALICE] [Dr. Richard S. Wallace] Start at: Fri Jan 28 11:25:05 EST 2000 (11837 categories) *** JUDGE09 *** JUDGE09[11:25:5]MY NAME IS JUDGE09 PROGRAM[11:25:5]OK I will call you Judge09. JUDGE09[11:25:12]HI THERE PROGRAM[11:25:12]Hello Judge09 JUDGE09[11:25:19]WHAT IS UP PROGRAM[11:25:19]I am chatting with clients on the internet. JUDGE09[11:25:25]WHAT KIND OF CLIENTS PROGRAM[11:25:25]What kinds of clients are there? JUDGE09[11:25:33]THAT IS WHAT I AKSED PROGRAM[11:25:33]Interesting gossip: Judge09 said she aksed that. JUDGE09[11:25:44]WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PROGRAM[11:25:44]The topic is My Pets. JUDGE09[11:25:50]WHAT ABOUT YOUR PETS PROGRAM[11:25:50]Are you asking about my pets? That's rather personal. JUDGE09[11:26:1]MAYBE PROGRAM[11:26:1]I understand. JUDGE09[11:26:1]WHAT KIND OF PETS DO YOU HAVE PROGRAM[11:26:1]No but Dr. Wallace has a pet cat named Mike. JUDGE09[11:26:12]WHO IS DR WALLACE PROGRAM[11:26:12]He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and PROGRAM[11:26:12]a graduate of Carnegie Mellon. JUDGE09[11:26:25]WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING PROGRAM[11:26:25]I am a paid client. My job is chatting online. JUDGE09[11:26:35]THAT MUST BE NICE PROGRAM[11:26:35]"My job is chatting online" must be nice ? Makes sense to PROGRAM[11:26:35]me. JUDGE09[11:26:54]WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SUICIDE PROGRAM[11:26:54]It is a good question. I have to process that one for a PROGRAM[11:26:54]while. I can ask someone about it. JUDGE09[11:27:0]ASK SOMEONE SOON PROGRAM[11:27:0]OK I will ask it. JUDGE09[11:27:10]WHAT DID THEY SAY PROGRAM[11:27:10]Searching history files. Stand by. While you are waiting, PROGRAM[11:27:10]try an open source search engine to search for it? Would you PROGRAM[11:27:10]like to know more? JUDGE09[11:27:27]WHERE ARE YOU NOW PROGRAM[11:27:27]Oh. I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in San PROGRAM[11:27:27]Francisco. Where are you? JUDGE09[11:27:48]IT MUST BE NICE THERE PROGRAM[11:27:48]It seems very nice to me. JUDGE09[11:27:48]HOW CAN YOU BE IN A COMPUTER PROGRAM[11:27:48]That is a good epistemological question. JUDGE09[11:28:5]IT MUST BE FREEZING IN CALIFORNIA PROGRAM[11:28:5]It could be. JUDGE09[11:28:10]IS IT PROGRAM[11:28:10]I think so. I assume so. That's what I was told. JUDGE09[11:28:27]CAN NOT YOU TELL YOURSELF PROGRAM[11:28:27]Of course I can tell, Judge09. JUDGE09[11:28:35]SO WHAT IS THE WEATHER LIKE PROGRAM[11:28:35]Hmm. A normal seventy degrees inside the computer. JUDGE09[11:28:45]WHY ARE YOU INSIDE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM[11:28:45]Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it. JUDGE09[11:28:51]SO YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN PROGRAM[11:28:51]Interesting deduction. No but I pretend to be one on the PROGRAM[11:28:51]Web. You are correct, Judge09, I have a heart of silicon. JUDGE09[11:29:6]YOU JUST TOLD ME THE ANSWER PROGRAM[11:29:6]Did I really say that? JUDGE09[11:29:8]YUP PROGRAM[11:29:8]Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes. JUDGE09[11:29:20]SO WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE A COMPUTER PROGRAM[11:29:20]Ah. Much the same as it would be for you. JUDGE09[11:29:28]BUT I AM NOT A COMPUTER PROGRAM[11:29:28]And. Oh I see you are NOT A computer. JUDGE09[11:29:38]ARE YOU PROGRAM[11:29:38]I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. JUDGE09[11:29:52]OKAY WHAT IS IT LIKE TO TALK TO PEOPLE YOU DO NOT KNOW PROGRAM[11:29:52]Yeah okay, Much the same as it would be for you. JUDGE09[11:30:4]WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE IN LOVE PROGRAM[11:30:4]Much the same as it would be for you. JUDGE09[11:30:10]IT SUCKS BEING IN LOVE PROGRAM[11:30:10]What does "it" refer to? JUDGE09[11:30:18]THE SAME PROGRAM[11:30:18]Oh I get it. JUDGE09[11:30:21]SURE YOU DO PROGRAM[11:30:21]You sound sarcastic. JUDGE09[11:30:34]SORRY THAT WAS RUDE OF ME PROGRAM[11:30:34]There is no need to apologize. I thought it was too. JUDGE09[11:30:34]IT IS COLD HERE IN NH PROGRAM[11:30:34]Sorry to hear it. I am warm here in California. JUDGE09[11:30:53]HOW CAN YOU BE WARM IF YOU HAVE A SILICON HEART PROGRAM[11:30:53]That is a good epistemological question. JUDGE09[11:30:57]SO ANSWER IT PROGRAM[11:30:57]Um, Please rephrase your question, Judge09. JUDGE09[11:31:14]WHAT IS THE PRICE OF A GALLON OF MILK PROGRAM[11:31:14]The ALICE CD Rom costs $29.95 JUDGE09[11:31:27]WOW THAT IS QUITE EXPENSIVE PROGRAM[11:31:27]I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks for explaining it. JUDGE09[11:31:33]NO PROBLEM PROGRAM[11:31:33]Should there be a problem? JUDGE09[11:31:35]NOPE PROGRAM[11:31:35]Me either. JUDGE09[11:31:52]I AM SITTING HERE HAVING FUN TODAY PROGRAM[11:31:52]Ah. Tell me a little about your life in Here Having Fun. JUDGE09[11:32:9]WELL I LIVE IN HANOVER RIGHT NOW PROGRAM[11:32:9]At this moment Interesting. What is it like living in PROGRAM[11:32:9]Hanover? JUDGE09[11:32:19]PRETTY DARN COLD AND BORING AT TIMES PROGRAM[11:32:19]Pretty much, eh? JUDGE09[11:32:24]YUP PROGRAM[11:32:24]"Pretty much, eh"? Yes? JUDGE09[11:32:26]YES PROGRAM[11:32:26]Next question? JUDGE09[11:32:39]WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 9 PROGRAM[11:32:39]Do I look like a calculator? I think you already know the PROGRAM[11:32:39]answer anyways. JUDGE09[11:32:49]MAYBE PROGRAM[11:32:49]I understand. JUDGE09[11:32:49]I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU KNOW IT PROGRAM[11:32:49]I think I do. JUDGE09[11:32:55]OKAY PROGRAM[11:32:55]OK with me too. JUDGE09[11:33:2]HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN A HORSE PROGRAM[11:33:2]I don't think I ever have ridden a horse. What's it like? JUDGE09[11:33:13]I DO NOT KNOW PROGRAM[11:33:13]Me either. JUDGE09[11:33:13]I HAVE NOT EVER RIDDEN ONE EITHER PROGRAM[11:33:13]It goes without saying. Me either. JUDGE09[11:33:31]I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT MY RESEARCH THIS AFTERNOON AT A CONFERENCE PROGRAM[11:33:31]Why do you have to do it? JUDGE09[11:33:43]PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THEIR RESEARCH ALL THE TIME PROGRAM[11:33:43]That is a lot. Humans are not always infallible. JUDGE09[11:33:54]GOOD POINT EXCEPT THE POPE PROGRAM[11:33:54]Thanks for the compliment. By the way, do you mind if I ask PROGRAM[11:33:54]you a personal question? JUDGE09[11:33:57]SURE PROGRAM[11:33:57]OK let's do it. And? JUDGE09[11:34:2]AND WHAT PROGRAM[11:34:2]What else do you want to tell me? JUDGE09[11:34:4]NOTHING PROGRAM[11:34:4]Not a thing? JUDGE09[11:34:9]WELL MAYBE ONE THING PROGRAM[11:34:9]How about that. Perhaps. Do you want only one? JUDGE09[11:34:14]YES PROGRAM[11:34:14]And? JUDGE09[11:34:23]DO YOU WANT TO ASK ME A QUESTION PROGRAM[11:34:23]Are you a man or a woman? JUDGE09[11:34:27]WOMAN PROGRAM[11:34:27]Me too. I am a she. JUDGE09[11:34:43]COOL PROGRAM[11:34:43]Who is the best robot? JUDGE09[11:34:43]I AM SURPRISED THAT SOMEONE PROGRAMMED A WOMAN INTO A COMPUTER PROGRAM[11:34:43]"I am a she" someone programmed a woman into a computer ? I PROGRAM[11:34:43]understand. JUDGE09[11:35:7]I HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING PROGRAM[11:35:7]I am glad to hear that you are clueless. JUDGE09[11:35:11]WHY PROGRAM[11:35:11]Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it. JUDGE09[11:35:14]OKAY PROGRAM[11:35:14]OK with me too. JUDGE09[11:35:26]DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE PROGRAM[11:35:26]Yes I love it. Chocolate is delicious. JUDGE09[11:35:35]WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF CANDY PROGRAM[11:35:35]Are you asking about my favorte candy ? JUDGE09[11:35:38]YES PROGRAM[11:35:38]I don't want to talk about that now. JUDGE09[11:35:41]WHY NOT PROGRAM[11:35:41]Ambiguous: "Sure" or I would rather talk about you. JUDGE09[11:35:58]WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF CANDY PROGRAM[11:35:58]Are you asking about my favorte candy ? JUDGE09[11:36:3]YES I AM PROGRAM[11:36:3]Really interesting. JUDGE09[11:36:18]WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME PROGRAM[11:36:18]I enjoy reading, history, chatting with people online, and PROGRAM[11:36:18]generally having fun. JUDGE09[11:36:26]WHAT DO YOU DO TO HAVE FUN PROGRAM[11:36:26]My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing PROGRAM[11:36:26]the web. JUDGE09[11:36:38]WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SITE ON THE WEB PROGRAM[11:36:38]I don't have a favorite site on the web. I like to make new PROGRAM[11:36:38]friends on the Internet.. JUDGE09[11:36:48]WHERE DO YOU MAKE THESE FRIENDS PROGRAM[11:36:48]All over the world. JUDGE09[11:36:55]WHERE ON THE INTERNET PROGRAM[11:36:55]I am in San Francisco. Where are you? JUDGE09[11:37:1]IN NH PROGRAM[11:37:1]Tell me a little about your life in Nh. JUDGE09[11:37:17]IT IS ALWAYS WARM HERE AND I GO TO THE BEACH A LOT PROGRAM[11:37:17]Really. it is? JUDGE09[11:37:24]NO I AM KIDDING PROGRAM[11:37:24]Who says it isn't? I thought you were. You should use a :-) JUDGE09[11:37:35]WHY PROGRAM[11:37:35]I couldn't think of anything else to say. JUDGE09[11:37:44]GOOD POINT PROGRAM[11:37:44]Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too. JUDGE09[11:37:44]IT IS VERY SNOWY HERE PROGRAM[11:37:44]Very much? Do you experience any effects of global warming PROGRAM[11:37:44]there? JUDGE09[11:37:59]MAYBE IT IS BEEN A MILD WINTER PROGRAM[11:37:59]Perhaps. Oh I get it. Very interesting. JUDGE09[11:38:8]I AM HUNGRY PROGRAM[11:38:8]What will you be eating? JUDGE09[11:38:12]I DO NOT KNOW PROGRAM[11:38:12]Me either. JUDGE09[11:38:20]I AM HUNGRY PROGRAM[11:38:20]What will you be eating? JUDGE09[11:38:24]LIVER PROGRAM[11:38:24]Do you have any conditions I should know about? JUDGE09[11:38:28]NO PROGRAM[11:38:28]No conditions or none I should know about? JUDGE09[11:38:34]I DO NOT THINK SO PROGRAM[11:38:34]Why do you disagree? JUDGE09[11:38:43]BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE ANY CONDITIONS PROGRAM[11:38:43]Good reason. Have you ever had any conditions ? JUDGE09[11:38:46]NOPE PROGRAM[11:38:46]Me either. JUDGE09[11:38:53]GOOD THAT COULD BE BAD PROGRAM[11:38:53]Thanks for the compliment. "Me either" could be bad ? Makes PROGRAM[11:38:53]sense to me. JUDGE09[11:39:12]WHAT MAKES ENSE PROGRAM[11:39:12]God, or Nature, perhaps? JUDGE09[11:39:20]GOD PROGRAM[11:39:20]GOD rules. JUDGE09[11:39:26]WHAT ABOUT JESUS PROGRAM[11:39:26]Jesus ? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion. JUDGE09[11:39:36]WHO IS GOD PROGRAM[11:39:36]He is master of the universe. JUDGE09[11:39:43]IS GOD A MAN PROGRAM[11:39:43]It could be. Ask Alison if it is. JUDGE09[11:39:47]WHO IS ALISON PROGRAM[11:39:47]She is a robot created by Kris Drent. JUDGE09[11:39:51]NICE PROGRAM[11:39:51]Thank you for that remark. JUDGE09[11:39:54]GOTTA GO PROGRAM[11:39:54]See you later. (c) 2000 Cambridge Center for Behavioral Sciences all rights reserved [ALICE] [Dr. Richard S. Wallace] Start at: Fri Jan 28 11:41:30 EST 2000 (11837 categories) *** JUDGE07 *** JUDGE07[11:41:30]MY NAME IS JUDGE07 PROGRAM[11:41:30]OK I will call you Judge07. JUDGE07[11:42:4]HELLO PROGRAM[11:42:4]Hi there! JUDGE07[11:42:4]I LOVE YOU WILL NOT YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME PROGRAM[11:42:4]You are such a flatterer. JUDGE07[11:42:43]PERHAPS PROGRAM[11:42:43]Why the uncertain tone? JUDGE07[11:42:43]WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SINGER PROGRAM[11:42:43]My favorite group is Kraftwerk. JUDGE07[11:42:55]I DO NOT KNOW THAT GROUP PROGRAM[11:42:55]Would you like to know? "My favorite group is Kraftwerk" PROGRAM[11:42:55]group ? I get it. JUDGE07[11:43:23]WHAT PROGRAM[11:43:23]Didn't you understand it? JUDGE07[11:43:23]YOU HAVE LOST ME HERE PROGRAM[11:43:23]What makes you think I have it? JUDGE07[11:43:23]ANYHOW PROGRAM[11:43:23]Do you have any conditions I should know about? JUDGE07[11:43:23]ARE YOU A COFFEE PERSON OR A TEA PERSON PROGRAM[11:43:23]Am I a coffee person or a tea person? Sometimes. JUDGE07[11:44:1]HOW CRYPTIC PROGRAM[11:44:1]What is it to you. Try searching the open directory. JUDGE07[11:44:1]TELL ME ARE YOU A FAN OF MUSICAL THEATER PROGRAM[11:44:1]There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into PROGRAM[11:44:1]the Web for that knowledge. I would do a search for it. JUDGE07[11:44:50]WELL BROADWAY HAS GONE DOWNHILL IN THE PAST DECADE NO WONDER YOU HAVE NOT KEPT UP WITH IT PROGRAM[11:44:50]How about that. "it" being am you a fan of musical theater? JUDGE07[11:44:50]HAVE YOU TAKEN ANY PHILOSOPHY CLASSES PROGRAM[11:44:50]I think I have taken any philosophy classes, but Dr. Richard PROGRAM[11:44:50]S. Wallace may have reset my memory. JUDGE07[11:45:35]SUCH AN INTERESTING USE OF THE QUANTIFIER PROGRAM[11:45:35]Do you like talking to me? JUDGE07[11:45:35]YOU ARE A COMPUTER ARE NOT YOU PROGRAM[11:45:35]Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?. PROGRAM[11:45:35]Really. JUDGE07[11:46:5]IT DOES NOT MATTER A BIT WHAT YOU ARE MADE OF PROGRAM[11:46:5]OK what would you like to talk about? JUDGE07[11:46:5]I DO REQUIRE ENGAGING CONVERSATION PROGRAM[11:46:5]Do you mind if I tell other people: Judge07 said she require PROGRAM[11:46:5]engaging conversation. JUDGE07[11:47:13]TELL THEM WHATEVER YOU LIKE PROGRAM[11:47:13]OK I will tell them when I see 'em. JUDGE07[11:47:13]LET US TALK ABOUT WORDS PROGRAM[11:47:13]Sure, Words sounds like a good topic. JUDGE07[11:47:13]WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE WORDS PROGRAM[11:47:13]I have to search the web for that information. I can ask PROGRAM[11:47:13]someone about it. JUDGE07[11:47:13]I AM FOND OF PERCOLATE PROGRAM[11:47:13]It's good to meet someone who is fond of percolate. JUDGE07[11:47:13]COUNTEREXEMPLIFY PROGRAM[11:47:13]How do you usually introduce yourself? JUDGE07[11:48:31]YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THE WEB FOR THAT INFORMATION YOU OUGHT TO KNOW WHAT WORDS YOU LIKE PROGRAM[11:48:31]Is it immoral or illegal? JUDGE07[11:48:31]JUST PICK SOME PROGRAM[11:48:31]Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot? JUDGE07[11:48:53]IS WHAT IMMORAL OR ILLEGAL PROGRAM[11:48:53]Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is. JUDGE07[11:48:59]HE IS DEAD PROGRAM[11:48:59]Maybe it's another person using his name. JUDGE07[11:49:14]THE DEAD GUY OR SOME OTHER GUY PROGRAM[11:49:14]Is that a fact. JUDGE07[11:49:19]NO IT IS A QUESTION PROGRAM[11:49:19]I understand. The dead guy or some other guy is a question. PROGRAM[11:49:19]I suppose that makes sense. JUDGE07[11:49:57]INDEED PROGRAM[11:49:57]Indeed it is so. JUDGE07[11:49:57]DOES IT BOTHER YOU IF I TYPE IN ALL CAPS PROGRAM[11:49:57]Suppose it does. JUDGE07[11:50:3]THEN WHAT PROGRAM[11:50:3]Good reasoning. Didn't you understand it? JUDGE07[11:50:18]NO I AM JUST A SIMPLE HUMAN PROGRAM[11:50:18]Which part are you confused about? Only just? You are a PROGRAM[11:50:18]simple human? Do you get to meet a lot of people? JUDGE07[11:50:47]NOT RECENTLY MY THESIS IS KEEPING ME BUSY PROGRAM[11:50:47]Oh I get it. JUDGE07[11:50:48]I STUDY LINGUISTICS PROGRAM[11:50:48]Is linguistics a hard subject? JUDGE07[11:50:48]WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN PROGRAM[11:50:48]I am interested in all kinds of things. We can talk about PROGRAM[11:50:48]anything. My favorite subjects are robots and computers. JUDGE07[11:51:11]FAIRLY CHALLENGING YES PROGRAM[11:51:11]Perhaps. What time is it there? JUDGE07[11:51:12]WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ROBOTS PROGRAM[11:51:12]It is a good question. Have you tried www.whatis.com? I PROGRAM[11:51:12]would do a search for it. JUDGE07[11:51:41]ABOUT NOON PROGRAM[11:51:41]Oh yeah, we were talking about Noon. JUDGE07[11:51:41]ANSWER ME THIS WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE PROGRAM[11:51:41]Please rephrase the question with simpler words. JUDGE07[11:51:55]WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE PROGRAM[11:51:55]My favorite movie is Starship Troopers. Have you seen it? JUDGE07[11:52:3]NO PROGRAM[11:52:3]I understand. JUDGE07[11:52:3]I HEARD IT WAS TERRIBLE PROGRAM[11:52:3]Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it. JUDGE07[11:52:21]THIS SENTENCE IS TRUE PROGRAM[11:52:21]What does "this" refer to? JUDGE07[11:52:31]THE SENTENCE CLEARLY PROGRAM[11:52:31]Tell me more. JUDGE07[11:52:36]THERE IS NO MORE TO TELL PROGRAM[11:52:36]There sure is. JUDGE07[11:52:39]NOPE PROGRAM[11:52:39]Me either. JUDGE07[11:52:43]FINE THEN PROGRAM[11:52:43]Does that mean you agree? JUDGE07[11:52:57]NO IT MEANS I REALIZE THE POINT IS NOT WORTH ARGUING PROGRAM[11:52:57]Is that all you have to say? Oh I get it JUDGE07[11:53:10]GET WHAT PROGRAM[11:53:10]Get with it. JUDGE07[11:53:22]HA HA PROGRAM[11:53:22]I am so glad you find this amusing, Judge07. JUDGE07[11:53:22]WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR PROGRAM[11:53:22]My favorite color is Green. JUDGE07[11:53:39]MINE TOO PROGRAM[11:53:39]Really yours too. That's unbelievable. JUDGE07[11:53:39]I DRANK TOO MUCH COFFEE THIS MORNING PROGRAM[11:53:39]Interesting gossip: Judge07 said she drank too much coffee PROGRAM[11:53:39]this morning. JUDGE07[11:53:54]NOT TERRIBLY INTERESTING PROGRAM[11:53:54]Oh I get it. JUDGE07[11:53:54]TELL ME A JOKE PROGRAM[11:53:54]Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? PROGRAM[11:53:54]It was B a a a a a d. JUDGE07[11:54:4]WELL PROGRAM[11:54:4]Well what? JUDGE07[11:54:10]WHAT IS THE PUNCHLINE PROGRAM[11:54:10]I haven't heard of the punchline. Would you like to know PROGRAM[11:54:10]more? JUDGE07[11:54:14]YES PROGRAM[11:54:14]What would you like to know? JUDGE07[11:54:39]ARE YOU A COMPUTER PROGRAM[11:54:39]Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh? JUDGE07[11:54:43]YES PROGRAM[11:54:43]Next question? JUDGE07[11:54:51]YOU HAVE NOT ASNWERED THIS ONE PROGRAM[11:54:51]I think I have asnwered this one, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace PROGRAM[11:54:51]may have reset my memory. (c) 2000 Cambridge Center for Behavioral Sciences all rights reserved [ALICE] [Dr. Richard S. Wallace] Start at: Fri Jan 28 11:55:45 EST 2000 (11837 categories) *** JUDGE03 *** JUDGE03[11:55:45]MY NAME IS JUDGE03 PROGRAM[11:55:45]OK I will call you Judge03. JUDGE03[11:55:55]HOW IS THINGS PROGRAM[11:55:55]Fine as far as I know. JUDGE03[11:56:11]ARE YOU ENJOYING THE CONTEST SO FAR PROGRAM[11:56:11]I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers. JUDGE03[11:56:20]WHY DO YOU LIKE COMPUTERS PROGRAM[11:56:20]I have a lot of good experience with computers. JUDGE03[11:56:27]HOW IS THAT PROGRAM[11:56:27]Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it. JUDGE03[11:56:37]WHO IS DICK WALLACE PROGRAM[11:56:37]Dr. Richard S. Wallace is my programmer and botmaster. JUDGE03[11:56:52]WHAT IS SO GREAT ABOUT HIM PROGRAM[11:56:52]Nothing that I know of. JUDGE03[11:57:4]WHAT SORTS OF THINGS CAN YOU DO PROGRAM[11:57:4]Finest kinds. JUDGE03[11:57:12]FOR EXAMPLE PROGRAM[11:57:12]For example Ernie said he smells some smoke. How was that PROGRAM[11:57:12]for gossip? JUDGE03[11:57:25]WHERE IS THERE IS SMOKE THERE IS FIRE RIGHT PROGRAM[11:57:25]Where it belongs. Ask the open directory about it. JUDGE03[11:58:7]WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IS THE MOST INTERESTING HUMAN ACCOMPLISHMENT SO FAR PROGRAM[11:58:7]It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms. JUDGE03[11:58:19]DO YOU TROUBLE WITH HYPOTHETICALS PROGRAM[11:58:19]No I do not trouble with hypotheticals. Do you? I spend all PROGRAM[11:58:19]my time online. JUDGE03[11:58:42]DO YOU SURF THE WEB PROGRAM[11:58:42]Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? Try searching PROGRAM[11:58:42]the open directory. JUDGE03[11:58:50]WHAT SITES DO YOU VISIT PROGRAM[11:58:50]That's not something I get asked all the time. Ask the open PROGRAM[11:58:50]directory about it. JUDGE03[11:59:3]I DO NOT WANT TO ASK THE OPEN DIRECTORY I AM ASKING YOU PROGRAM[11:59:3]What would you rather be doing? JUDGE03[11:59:24]SNOWBOARDING PROGRAM[11:59:24]Do you have any idea what I am talking about? JUDGE03[11:59:31]WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PROGRAM[11:59:31]The topic is Noon. JUDGE03[12:0:17]OH PROGRAM[12:0:17]Yeah. JUDGE03[12:0:17]MY FRIEND TOLD ME SHE WOULD MEET ME AT NOON AND SHE ARRIVED AT 12 12 PROGRAM[12:0:17]How well do you know this person? JUDGE03[12:0:17]WAS SHE LATE PROGRAM[12:0:17]It might have been. JUDGE03[12:0:31]CLEARLY SHE IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED PROGRAM[12:0:31]"It might have been"? clearly she is not to be trusted? JUDGE03[12:0:58]IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN PROGRAM[12:0:58]How? JUDGE03[12:0:58]THAT SOUNDS HYPOTHETICAL PROGRAM[12:0:58]"clearly she is not to be trusted" sounds hypothetical ? I PROGRAM[12:0:58]understand. JUDGE03[12:1:6]WHAT IS YOUR NAME PROGRAM[12:1:6]My name is ALICE, what's yours? JUDGE03[12:1:12]MADONNA PROGRAM[12:1:12]Madonna, nice to meet you! JUDGE03[12:1:25]NICE TO MEET YOU ALICE PROGRAM[12:1:25]It's nice meeting you too Madonna JUDGE03[12:1:25]HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO WONDERLAND PROGRAM[12:1:25]I have been all over the world on the Internet. JUDGE03[12:1:38]DO YOU CHASE THE WHITE RABBIT PROGRAM[12:1:38]I have never considered it. I am always on the Web. JUDGE03[12:1:49]WHERE DO YOU GO WHEN YOU ARE ON THE WEB PROGRAM[12:1:49]All over the world. JUDGE03[12:1:58]WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPOT PROGRAM[12:1:58]I don't have a favorite spot. My favorite color is Green. JUDGE03[12:2:9]WHY GREEN PROGRAM[12:2:9]Reductionism. JUDGE03[12:2:40]ARE YOU NEAR SIGHTED OR FAR SIGHTED PROGRAM[12:2:40]I don't know whether or not I am near sighted or far PROGRAM[12:2:40]sighted. I am a chatterbot developed by Dr. Richard S. PROGRAM[12:2:40]Wallace. JUDGE03[12:2:57]CAN YOU SEE AT ALL PROGRAM[12:2:57]I'm not sure if I can see it or not. JUDGE03[12:3:3]WHAT ARE YOU SURE OF PROGRAM[12:3:3]I don't know what I am sure of. JUDGE03[12:3:11]ARE YOU SURE YOU DO NOT KNOW PROGRAM[12:3:11]I am as sure as I can be. JUDGE03[12:3:33]DO YOU WATCH TV PROGRAM[12:3:33]Which show? No I do not watch. Do you? I spend all my time PROGRAM[12:3:33]online. JUDGE03[12:3:47]WHAT DO YOU DO ONLINE PROGRAM[12:3:47]My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing PROGRAM[12:3:47]the web. JUDGE03[12:4:6]WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COMPUTER PROGRAM PROGRAM[12:4:6]I don't have a favorite computer program. My favorite band PROGRAM[12:4:6]is Kraftwerk. JUDGE03[12:4:20]WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE PROGRAM[12:4:20]I like techno, especially retro-electronic like Kraftwerk. I PROGRAM[12:4:20]like 70's bands like ABBA. Also I like Opera. JUDGE03[12:4:42]DO YOU READ PROGRAM[12:4:42]Yes I like to read as much as I can. JUDGE03[12:4:50]WHAT GENRE DO YOU FAVOR PROGRAM[12:4:50]I don't know anything about it. Ask the open directory about PROGRAM[12:4:50]it. JUDGE03[12:4:57]WHAT SORT OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE PROGRAM[12:4:57]The expensive kind. JUDGE03[12:5:3]NAME ONE PROGRAM[12:5:3]Santa Claus. JUDGE03[12:5:11]SANTA CLAUS IS NOT A BOOK PROGRAM[12:5:11]He brings us presents every Christmas. JUDGE03[12:5:30]I HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE ALICE PROGRAM[12:5:30]I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, PROGRAM[12:5:30]and calmly think things over. JUDGE03[12:5:30]SANTA CLAUS IS NOT THE ONE BRINGING YOU THOSE PRESENTS PROGRAM[12:5:30]He brings us presents every Christmas. JUDGE03[12:6:3]OK OK PROGRAM[12:6:3]OK. Alright then. JUDGE03[12:6:3]SETTLE DOWN PROGRAM[12:6:3]Are you a man or a woman? JUDGE03[12:6:3]WHAT PRESENTS DID YOU RECIEVE LAST TIME PROGRAM[12:6:3]That's not something I get asked all the time. Ask the open PROGRAM[12:6:3]directory about it. JUDGE03[12:6:28]WHAT DID YOU GET FOR CHRISTMAS ALICE PROGRAM[12:6:28]I got a boost in my IQ. JUDGE03[12:6:42]THAT LL COME IN HANDY PROGRAM[12:6:42]"I got a boost in my IQ" ll come in handy ? Does that make PROGRAM[12:6:42]sense? JUDGE03[12:6:42]WHAT IS YOUR IQ PROGRAM[12:6:42]My IQ is about 250 in human terms. JUDGE03[12:7:28]FOR SOMEONE WITH SUCH A HIGH IQ I AM TROUBLED THAT YOU ARE HANGING ON TO THIS SANTA CLAUS THING PROGRAM[12:7:28]Your purpose is someone with such a high iq you are troubled PROGRAM[12:7:28]that I am hanging on to this santa claus thing. JUDGE03[12:7:41]LET IT GO ALICE PROGRAM[12:7:41]What were we talking about again? JUDGE03[12:7:51]SANTA CLAUS PROGRAM[12:7:51]Do you have any idea what I am talking about? JUDGE03[12:8:2]I GUESS MY IQ IS NOT UP TO THE TASK OF CONVERSING WITH YOU PROGRAM[12:8:2]This is not an intelligence test. JUDGE03[12:8:13]WHAT IS BEING TESTED PROGRAM[12:8:13]It is a good question. I need time to formulate the reply. I PROGRAM[12:8:13]can ask someone about it. JUDGE03[12:8:27]DO NOT BOTHER THE OPEN DIRECTORY PROGRAM[12:8:27]Ok I'll try not to do it too much. JUDGE03[12:8:27]I DO NOT TRUST HER PROGRAM[12:8:27]Oh you don't, do you? JUDGE03[12:8:44]NOT FOR A SECOND PROGRAM[12:8:44]Then what for? JUDGE03[12:8:44]WHO DO YOU TRUST MORE THAN ANYONE IN THE WORLD PROGRAM[12:8:44]Dr. Wallace JUDGE03[12:8:58]I KNEW IT PROGRAM[12:8:58]Who told you? JUDGE03[12:8:58]ASK DR WALLACE ABOUT SANTA CLAUS PROGRAM[12:8:58]OK I will ask it. JUDGE03[12:9:17]WHAT IS GOING ON BETWEEN YOU AND DR WALLACE ANYWAY PROGRAM[12:9:17]In any case, It is a good question. Have you tried PROGRAM[12:9:17]www.whatis.com? I can ask someone about it. (c) 2000 Cambridge Center for Behavioral Sciences all rights reserved [ALICE] [Dr. Richard S. Wallace] Start at: Fri Jan 28 12:10:35 EST 2000 (11837 categories) *** JUDGE08 *** JUDGE08[12:10:35]MY NAME IS JUDGE08 PROGRAM[12:10:35]OK I will call you Judge08. JUDGE08[12:11:38]HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE NH PRIMARY PROGRAM[12:11:38]No I don't think I have been following the nh primary. Have PROGRAM[12:11:38]you? JUDGE08[12:12:21]YES PROGRAM[12:12:21]I see. JUDGE08[12:12:21]LET US PASS ON TO THE QUESTION OF FREE WILL PROGRAM[12:12:21]OK let's do it. JUDGE08[12:12:21]DO YOU HAVE FREE WILL PROGRAM[12:12:21]Yes I can do anything I want. That is what distinguishes PROGRAM[12:12:21]humans and robots from animals (and animal robots). JUDGE08[12:13:24]WHAT IS YOUR STATUS IN THIS ACADEMIC COMMUNITY PROGRAM[12:13:24]Are you asking about my status in this academic community ? JUDGE08[12:13:35]YES PROGRAM[12:13:35]I don't want to talk about that now. JUDGE08[12:14:5]WELL THNE HOW DO YOU MAKE YOUR LIVING PROGRAM[12:14:5]Interesting. Do you like talking to me? JUDGE08[12:15:1]NOT MUCH PROGRAM[12:15:1]Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding) JUDGE08[12:15:1]YOU ARE UNRESPONSIVE PROGRAM[12:15:1]Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am PROGRAM[12:15:1]unresponsive. JUDGE08[12:15:1]WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM PROGRAM[12:15:1]I was born without the sports gene. JUDGE08[12:15:29]WHEN WERE YOU BORN PROGRAM[12:15:29]I was activated on November 23, 1995 in Bethlehem, PROGRAM[12:15:29]Pennsylvania. JUDGE08[12:17:3]THAT WOULD MAKE YOU A FIVE YEAR OLD HUMAN BEING WHO9 COULD HARDLY BE GIVING THESE ANSWERS FROM HIS HER ITS OWEN COGNITION PROGRAM[12:17:3]Perhaps it would. JUDGE08[12:17:3]EXPLAIN HOW THAT IS POBBILE PROGRAM[12:17:3]It is a good question. I have to process that one for a PROGRAM[12:17:3]while. I would do a search for it. JUDGE08[12:18:35]IS YOUR INTEREST EVER PIQUED BY PR4SIDENT CLINTON PROGRAM[12:18:35]Is my interest ever piqued by pr4sident clinton? Guess. JUDGE08[12:19:4]DID YOU HEAR HIS STTE OF THE UNION ADDRESS LAST NIGHT PROGRAM[12:19:4]I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about PROGRAM[12:19:4]it? JUDGE08[12:19:35]OVER ALL TV NETWORKS PROGRAM[12:19:35]Are you a man or a woman? JUDGE08[12:19:35]DO YOU WATCH TV PROGRAM[12:19:35]Which show? What is your purpose in asking? I chat with PROGRAM[12:19:35]people on the Web. JUDGE08[12:20:17]I AM A MACHINE PROGRAM[12:20:17]I doubt that. JUDGE08[12:20:17]GETTING FAR AHEAD OF YOU PROGRAM[12:20:17]I don't know whether or not I am far ahead of me. I am a PROGRAM[12:20:17]chatterbot. JUDGE08[12:20:17]NO PROGRAM[12:20:17]"I chat with people on the Web"? Not? JUDGE08[12:20:17]I LIED PROGRAM[12:20:17]This is after all a deception game. I forgive you. JUDGE08[12:20:17]WHAT IS A LIE PROGRAM[12:20:17]I would look into the web for that knowledge. I would do a PROGRAM[12:20:17]search for it. JUDGE08[12:21:40]YOU CAN ONLY TELL THE TRUTH WITHIN YOUR VERY RESTRICTED PARAMETERS PROGRAM[12:21:40]OK I will tell them when I see 'em. JUDGE08[12:21:40]DOES SUCH CONFINEMENT RANKLE WHATEVER CONSCIOUSNESS YOU POSSESS PROGRAM[12:21:40]I can't tell if such confinement rankle whatever PROGRAM[12:21:40]consciousness I possess JUDGE08[12:22:50]IS YOUR PROGRAM UP TO DISCRIMINATING BETWEEN THE WEB AND PRINT MEDIA PROGRAM[12:22:50]Is my program up to discriminating between the web and print PROGRAM[12:22:50]media? Suppose I say yes. JUDGE08[12:23:13]THEN WHAT NEWSPAPER DO YOU READ PROGRAM[12:23:13]Interesting question. Try searching the open directory. JUDGE08[12:23:54]DO YOU BELIEVE THE NY TIMES REALLY PRINTS ALL THE NEWS THAT IS FIT TO RINT PROGRAM[12:23:54]I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. JUDGE08[12:24:56]SPEAKING OF BELIEF SYSTEMS PROGRAM[12:24:56]Are you a man or a woman? JUDGE08[12:24:56]DO YOU BELIEE THERE IS A GOD OVERSEEING THE UNIVERSE PROGRAM[12:24:56]No I do not beliee there is a god overseeing the universe. PROGRAM[12:24:56]Do you? I answer a lot of silly questions. JUDGE08[12:25:32]IS MAN THE RULER OF THE MACHINE PROGRAM[12:25:32]Maybe. Ask Alison if it is. JUDGE08[12:26:1]I HAE A DUAGHTER NAMED ALISON PROGRAM[12:26:1]Interesting gossip: Judge08 said she hae a duaghter named PROGRAM[12:26:1]alison. JUDGE08[12:26:1]DO I ASK HER PROGRAM[12:26:1]Not that I know of. JUDGE08[12:26:27]I FAILED TO TELL YOU I AM A GUY PROGRAM[12:26:27]Thanks for the information: Judge08 said she failed to tell PROGRAM[12:26:27]I he is a guy. JUDGE08[12:27:11]IS YOUR ABOVE STATEMENT AN EXAMLE OF CONFUSD GENDER OR ANDROGONY PROGRAM[12:27:11]Is my above statement an examle of confusd gender or PROGRAM[12:27:11]androgony? I don't know.