(c)1999 Cambridge Center For Behavioral Studies all rights reserved [Mabel 1] [David C. Hamill] Start at: [1999/01/22 11:25:11] *** JUDGE00 *** PROGRAM [11:28:45] Hello Judge 0. How are you today? *** JUDGE06 *** PROGRAM [11:51:54] Well look who it iis... Judge 6! Welcome. JUDGE06 [11:52:12] thankyou very much. I am so pleased to see you! PROGRAM [11:52:20] You can call me Chris. It's short for Christine. JUDGE06 [11:52:40] Oakay Okay chris. <My name is Leah. PROGRAM [11:52:48] Thank you, but I'll probably forget that. JUDGE06 [11:53:11] That's okay. Most people either pspell it wrong or forget JUDGE06 [11:53:20] it anyway. Hwoow are you today? PROGRAM [11:53:27] i am, and i think you are too! JUDGE06 [11:53:41] yYou are what? PROGRAM [11:53:45] You tell me. JUDGE06 [11:53:55] VEry nice. PROGRAM [11:53:58] Veryy nice? JUDGE06 [11:54:05] yes. PROGRAM [11:54:18] Well, I'm coming to the conclusion that I'm talking to a computer PROGRAM [11:54:18] hhere. Am I right? JUDGE06 [11:54:59] Not necessaroily. NAany way tell me something about your self. someething most people wouldn't know. PROGRAM [11:55:05] Tell me a story? JUDGE06 [11:55:20] My father wears odd socks. PROGRAM [11:55:28] There may be sommething in what you're saying. JUDGE06 [11:55:50] Do you wear odd socks? PROGRAM [11:55:55] Yes... sometimes. JUDGE06 [11:56:00] why? PROGRAM [11:56:02] I wonder. JUDGE06 [11:56:20] so do i. PROGRAM [11:56:28] I hear that computers can't cope with years after 1999. JUDGE06 [11:56:55] I am qiuitde cetrtaoin that they have trouble coping with JUDGE06 [11:57:01] things these days. PROGRAM [11:57:09] That's what comes of using binary arithmetic, I guess. JUDGE06 [11:57:41] I gues you are rithght. What tdo you suggest they do JUDGE06 [11:57:45] about it? PROGRAM [11:57:53] Ahg, yes, I often ask myself that. JUDGE06 [11:58:06] Do hyou have any suggestions? PROGRAM [11:58:13] I'm in two minds about that. JUDGE06 [11:58:37] Ater Arre you really? well what are your two mingds telling you? PROGRAM [11:58:45] Umm... I give up. JUDGE06 [11:58:58] Good. What is the weather like where you are? PROGRAM [11:59:09] The weather forecasts are wrong almost half the time, it seems. JUDGE06 [11:59:22] But what is the weather like know? PROGRAM [11:59:29] May as well toss a coin! JUDGE06 [11:59:45] So does it chanveger all the time? PROGRAM [11:59:58] The warm weather here is going to be good for the grapes in the PROGRAM [11:59:58] Barossa valley, I hear. JUDGE06 [12:00:35] I believe you are ritght but it isn't hot wenought to to go to the beach yeat PROGRAM [12:00:43] Should hgave some good wine this year. JUDGE06 [12:01:06] I don't like wimene - do you? PROGRAM [12:01:11] Definitely. JUDGE06 [12:01:22] What dfo  do you like about it? PROGRAM [12:01:28] What, what, what? JUDGE06 [12:01:39] What do you like abou t wine? PROGRAM [12:01:45] What indeed. JUDGE06 [12:02:22] I don't like winme. Most of the time. I do enhojoy a friuity champagne thaough. PROGRAM [12:02:33] Ten minutes is up already! Time flies when you'rre having fun. JUDGE06 [12:03:00] it cerytainly does. What was your favourite part of our conversation? PROGRAM [12:03:09] There are lots of possibilities... JUDGE06 [12:03:22] Name one. possiblitiy. PROGRAM [12:03:31] Let's not get on each other's nerves. JUDGE06 [12:04:02] You are not being fair. I asked you a qeuestion ar so goodbye. PROGRAM [12:04:07] Bye for now, then. JUDGE06 [12:10:38] @@t *** JUDGE10 *** PROGRAM [12:22:47] hello? anyone there? JUDGE10 [12:22:56] Yes, are you there? PROGRAM [12:23:06] Hello Judge 10! Christine speaking. I'm from London. JUDGE10 [12:23:22] What part? PROGRAM [12:23:25] Give me a clue. JUDGE10 [12:23:36] You tell me? PROGRAM [12:23:41] Can you tell me? JUDGE10 [12:23:46] No. PROGRAM [12:23:50] ok, well there we are. JUDGE10 [12:24:01] So where to now? PROGRAM [12:24:05] Here in London? JUDGE10 [12:24:16] Do you like it? PROGRAM [12:24:19] All thhe time! JUDGE10 [12:24:28] Even in winter? PROGRAM [12:24:34] Unfortunately, that's an official secret. JUDGE10 [12:25:00] You have a good sense of humour? PROGRAM [12:25:13] Here's a joke someone told me earlier: "What's black and white PROGRAM [12:25:13] and red all over?" JUDGE10 [12:25:24] A newspaper. PROGRAM [12:25:27] A newspaper. JUDGE10 [12:25:38] Was I right? PROGRAM [12:25:42] Yes. JUDGE10 [12:25:53] What is the weather like here today? PROGRAM [12:25:59] Which do you prefer, rain or snow? JUDGE10 [12:26:19] What is it like here today? PROGRAM [12:26:26] I suppose I prefer snow, cos we don't get much in London! JUDGE10 [12:27:04] Are you a computer? PROGRAM [12:27:14] It takes all types to make a world, humans and computers. JUDGE10 [12:27:29] You're right. Which are you? PROGRAM [12:27:33] It's hard to know. JUDGE10 [12:28:01] Do you remember what you liked to do as a child? PROGRAM [12:28:12] I am beginning to forget things more and more, actually. JUDGE10 [12:28:22] How ar old are you? PROGRAM [12:28:30] If I knew, I wouldn't be doing this! JUDGE10 [12:28:44] What is your favourite plant? PROGRAM [12:28:57] My favourite colour is pink, my favourite composer is Mozart, PROGRAM [12:28:57] and my favourite person is you! JUDGE10 [12:29:17] You are so flattering. What is your favourite plant? PROGRAM [12:29:21] You tell me first. JUDGE10 [12:29:37] A daffodil. What do you like? PROGRAM [12:29:40] I wonder. JUDGE10 [12:30:04] Can you choose between a rose or a hyacinth? PROGRAM [12:30:10] I don't believe in favouritism. JUDGE10 [12:30:21] What do you like to drink? PROGRAM [12:30:26] Unfortunately, I don't know. JUDGE10 [12:30:47] What is your favourite car? PROGRAM [12:30:53] I don't really have a favourite. JUDGE10 [12:31:00] What do you drive now? PROGRAM [12:31:04] What, whatt, what? JUDGE10 [12:31:23] A Nissan or a Ford, Holden or Diahatsu? PROGRAM [12:31:31] Oh, please don't ask me things like that! JUDGE10 [12:31:53] Bye. PROGRAM [12:31:58] Goodbye, let's t5alk again soon! (c)1999 Cambridge Center For Behavioral Studies all rights reserved [Mabel 1] [David C. Hamill] Start at: [1999/01/22 13:04:14] *** JUDGE00 *** PROGRAM [13:04:29] Hello, Judge 0. How are things with you today? *** JUDGE11 *** PROGRAM [13:16:25] Hello, Judge 11. How are things with you today? JUDGE11 [13:16:41] Things could be a little hotter PROGRAM [13:16:56] Call me Christine, or Chris for short. I'm from London, you? JUDGE11 [13:17:07] Not at this time. PROGRAM [13:17:21] You'll like this. I wonder whether you can buy souvenirs of this PROGRAM [13:17:21] competition. JUDGE11 [13:17:41] I'm told they on IRC. do you use it? PROGRAM [13:17:46] Not often! JUDGE11 [13:18:01] Which ones do you tend to use? PROGRAM [13:18:07] There are so many options. JUDGE11 [13:18:46] I see. What option is your choice? PROGRAM [13:18:54] Oh, now that's a difficult choice to make. JUDGE11 [13:19:19] Difficulty is to humour as creativity is to the joke, I suppose. PROGRAM [13:19:27] What sits in a fruit bowl and shouts for help? JUDGE11 [13:19:58] I wonder whether humour such as this helps relieve stress? PROGRAM [13:20:02] A damson in distress! JUDGE11 [13:20:29] A nice type of plum, seeing you are talking about fruit. PROGRAM [13:20:35] Come to think of it, no I'm not. JUDGE11 [13:20:45] Not what ? PROGRAM [13:20:57] Now that is a very good question. Unfortunately I don't5 have PROGRAM [13:20:57] a very good answer! JUDGE11 [13:21:14] Give me any answer that is false PROGRAM [13:21:22] Thank you foor sharing that with me. You're very sweet. JUDGE11 [13:21:52] Good answer. What do you know about Sherlock? PROGRAM [13:21:58] It's nice chatting with you. JUDGE11 [13:22:11] No not me - Sherlock PROGRAM [13:22:15] what indeed! JUDGE11 [13:22:38] What do you know about him? PROGRAM [13:22:44] Ah, yes, I often ask myself that. JUDGE11 [13:23:01] OK so you must have a view about Bill and Monica PROGRAM [13:23:05] Oh must I? Why's that? JUDGE11 [13:23:23] You mean you don't? PROGRAM [13:23:37] I read that Melbourne wants to host the Commonwealth Games in PROGRAM [13:23:37] 2006, and there have been rumours of bribery. JUDGE11 [13:24:04] Monica owns a flat in Sydney I'm told. Don't know about Sydney PROGRAM [13:24:18] Now people are saying there was bribery when Adelaide made their PROGRAM [13:24:18] bid a few yeears back. JUDGE11 [13:24:38] OK so you won't answer my question. Whys that? PROGRAM [13:24:46] Sorry, my screen just went funny... it's OK again now. JUDGE11 [13:24:53] So continue PROGRAM [13:25:00] I guess you must be a one-fingered typist. JUDGE11 [13:25:12] Which funger so you use?? PROGRAM [13:25:17] I can't make up my mind. JUDGE11 [13:25:30] Thinking is a difficult process PROGRAM [13:25:39] You'll have to humou8r me, I'm a bit slow sometimes. JUDGE11 [13:26:00] So are you a tortoise or a hare? PROGRAM [13:26:04] Yes, I expect so. JUDGE11 [13:26:17] Is that an exclusive or inclusive Or you read? PROGRAM [13:26:21] you tell me. JUDGE11 [13:26:24] bye *** JUDGE01 *** PROGRAM [13:41:17] Hi there, Judge 1! JUDGE01 [13:41:45] Nice to know you. How are you ? PROGRAM [13:41:55] My name's Christine by the way. I come from London. JUDGE01 [13:42:39] My name is Paul, a PhD student. How about you? PROGRAM [13:42:45] I'm over here on holiday. JUDGE01 [13:43:10] That is good. Have you been here before? PROGRAM [13:43:13] I havenn't, no. JUDGE01 [13:43:45] Adelaide is a lovely city, isn't it? PROGRAM [13:43:55] I like the lake here... Flinders is a really nice campus. JUDGE01 [13:44:46] Do you know any persons in Flinders University? PROGRAM [13:44:53] Adelaide seems like a nice place to live. JUDGE01 [13:45:20] Are you a student? PROGRAM [13:45:29] Well, soometimes I am, but usually I'm not. JUDGE01 [13:45:53] Does it mean that you are part-time student? PROGRAM [13:45:59] Don't mess me about! JUDGE01 [13:46:27] Sorry about that. do you like Adelaide? PROGRAM [13:46:38] I'm going to go on a wine trip down the Barossa valley if I get a chance. JUDGE01 [13:47:12] That is great. Will you go yourself? PROGRAM [13:47:18] Give me a clue! JUDGE01 [13:47:47] How will you go on a wine trip? PROGRAM [13:47:53] You tell me. JUDGE01 [13:48:25] Sorry, I don't know. PROGRAM [13:48:28] That's all right. JUDGE01 [13:48:55] Is it your first time to be in Australia? PROGRAM [13:49:02] Ah, the Antipodes... JUDGE01 [13:49:35] how about your town? PROGRAM [13:49:40] Figu8re it out for yourself! JUDGE01 [13:50:20] Is English your native language? PROGRAM [13:50:24] My lips are sealed. JUDGE01 [13:50:43] Who did that? PROGRAM [13:50:46] Bill Gates, I think. JUDGE01 [13:51:05] How about kill him? PROGRAM [13:51:09] I don't know. JUDGE01 [13:51:34] Sorry, I am joking. Goodbye PROGRAM [13:51:43] Oh, we've been going foor ten minutes now. *** JUDGE08 *** PROGRAM [13:59:26] I seee. Another judge! Hello, Judge 8. JUDGE08 [13:59:41] hello to you too. I'm Bill PROGRAM [13:59:48] Chris here... it's short for Christine. JUDGE08 [14:00:03] Hi Christine. Howd you come to be involved in this exercise? PROGRAM [14:00:19] Isee. I should have said, I'm from London in England, over PROGRAM [14:00:19] here on holiday. Somehow I got roped into this! JUDGE08 [14:00:49] I'm headed for London next year. Royal Albert Hall with 1200 JUDGE08 [14:00:53] male voices! PROGRAM [14:01:02] London is a great place to live. JUDGE08 [14:01:11] You interested in music? PROGRAM [14:01:24] It's also a great place for tourists, though it's rather expensive, PROGRAM [14:01:24] with the strong pound. JUDGE08 [14:01:35] You interested in music? PROGRAM [14:01:43] What other tricks do you know, besides repetition? JUDGE08 [14:02:07] Well tell me about your hobbies or interests other than touring PROGRAM [14:02:14] No, I'm not goiing to tell. JUDGE08 [14:02:31] dont be shy! What brought you to Adelaide? PROGRAM [14:02:37] I just don't want to, that's all. JUDGE08 [14:02:53] How did you come to decide on Adelaide for a holiday? PROGRAM [14:03:00] I like Adelaide, what I've seen of it so far. JUDGE08 [14:03:18] Good for you. Have you seen anything of the cycling Down Under? PROGRAM [14:03:27] I saw a koala bear the other day. Very cute! JUDGE08 [14:03:52] What about sport. Theres cricket on this weekend. Do you think JUDGE08 [14:03:56] you'll go? PROGRAM [14:04:05] Tennis is a good game. I like watching Wimbledon. JUDGE08 [14:04:23] No tennis here at present only cricket. Your team needs to lift JUDGE08 [14:04:33] its game if its going to beat the ozzies! PROGRAM [14:04:46] I don't like watching soccer much. Men kicking a ball around. PROGRAM [14:04:46] They hardly ever score a goal! JUDGE08 [14:05:06] stick to the sport. Cricket or cycling. PROGRAM [14:05:14] Soccer seemms an amazingly pointless game. JUDGE08 [14:05:39] We're into Australian Rules. You should go to a game while JUDGE08 [14:05:42] you're here. PROGRAM [14:05:50] Especially when there's a nil-nil draw. JUDGE08 [14:06:09] You won't get that in Australian Rules. Have you seen a game? PROGRAM [14:06:20] It's not true what they say in England... that you all stand PROGRAM [14:06:20] on your heads Down Under! JUDGE08 [14:07:02] Dont listen to the rumours. How do you cope with the sun? PROGRAM [14:07:11] Do you mind storms with thunder and lightning? JUDGE08 [14:07:27] Forget the winter. How do you cope with Australia's summer? PROGRAM [14:07:30] I hate them. JUDGE08 [14:07:44] Its the white skin that lets you down! PROGRAM [14:07:50] Roses are red, violets are blue... JUDGE08 [14:08:43] When will you return to the UK? PROGRAM [14:08:50] Sugar is sweet and soo are you! JUDGE08 [14:09:18] And the same to you too must away goodbye PROGRAM [14:09:23] Bye for now, then. *** JUDGE02 *** PROGRAM [14:22:54] Hi there, Judge 2! JUDGE02 [14:23:01] Hi! How are you? PROGRAM [14:23:10] My name's Christine by the way. I come from Londoon. JUDGE02 [14:23:29] Wow! When did you move here? I'm Benita by the way. PROGRAM [14:23:36] I'm over here on holiday. JUDGE02 [14:23:59] Oh. I'm hoping to go to London in about July. Do you recommend it? PROGRAM [14:24:15] If you're tired of London you're tired of life... that's what PROGRAM [14:24:15] Johnson said... or something close. JUDGE02 [14:24:29] Are you enjoying your stay here? PROGRAM [14:24:41] dr samuel johnson, the dictionary writer... of course his london PROGRAM [14:24:41] was much smaller. JUDGE02 [14:25:19] I don't know Dr. Johnson, but I like the saying. Where have you visited here in Australia? PROGRAM [14:25:27] I'm still not used being the wrong way up! JUDGE02 [14:25:37] Have you been to Sydney? PROGRAM [14:25:43] Australia... I'm enjoying it5 here. JUDGE02 [14:25:57] What do you do back in London? PROGRAM [14:26:08] Well I think Adelaide is pretty nice compared with London. But PROGRAM [14:26:08] I don't live here! JUDGE02 [14:26:33] It's a great city to live in. PROGRAM [14:26:38] It is indeed. JUDGE02 [14:26:46] What do you do? PROGRAM [14:26:50] I'd rather not say. JUDGE02 [14:27:08] Okay, tell me about yourself then... PROGRAM [14:27:14] No, not me. JUDGE02 [14:27:22] Do you like the band Cake? PROGRAM [14:27:35] Philip Glass's music is nice in a repetitive sort of way... a PROGRAM [14:27:35] sort of Tubular Bells sound. JUDGE02 [14:28:13] I haven't heard of him. Where are you staying here in Adelaide? PROGRAM [14:28:21] I like Adelaide, what I've seen of it so far. JUDGE02 [14:28:57] Have you been to Clarendon? They have a lovely winery up there which is JUDGE02 [14:29:00] fantastic. PROGRAM [14:29:07] It's hard to choose. JUDGE02 [14:29:16] What do you do for a living? PROGRAM [14:29:22] Work? What's work? JUDGE02 [14:29:45] A good attitude. What do you do for relaxation then? PROGRAM [14:29:52] Unfortunately, I don't know. JUDGE02 [14:30:02] Oh, that is unfortunate. PROGRAM [14:30:07] Is it time gfor me to go yet? JUDGE02 [14:30:28] If you like, the clock is almost up I think. PROGRAM [14:30:35] No, plenty of time left! JUDGE02 [14:30:51] Well then, ,how was your morning? PROGRAM [14:30:57] Any way you like... I should think. JUDGE02 [14:31:32] I had bangers and mash for breakfast this morning, what did you have? PROGRAM [14:31:39] Ah, yes, I often ask myself that. JUDGE02 [14:31:55] When will you go home? PROGRAM [14:31:58] Again and again. JUDGE02 [14:32:10] I hope you come back to Australia. PROGRAM [14:32:20] I suppose I'm classified as a Pommie Sheila rou8nd here! JUDGE02 [14:32:41] I'd just say a Pom. Did you here about the Barmie Armie? PROGRAM [14:32:47] I did. JUDGE02 [14:32:57] Goodbye! PROGRAM [14:33:06] Well, we've been talking for about ten minutes now. *** JUDGE07 *** PROGRAM [14:36:32] Well loojk who it is... Judge 7! Welcome. *** JUDGE07 *** PROGRAM [14:39:54] Hello Judge 7. I'm from London, whhere are you from? JUDGE07 [14:40:14] hi im LaurieI come from London also but ive been in Austalia 35 years PROGRAM [14:40:25] Oh, I should have said, my name's Christine... Chris for short. JUDGE07 [14:40:46] were you born in the souwere you born in the sound of bow bells christine PROGRAM [14:41:00] If you're tired of London you're tired of life... that's what PROGRAM [14:41:00] Johnson said... or something close. JUDGE07 [14:41:25] Did you understand my question about Bow Bells? PROGRAM [14:41:36] Dr Samuel Johnson, the dictionary writer... of course his London PROGRAM [14:41:36] was much smaller. JUDGE07 [14:42:00] Not much good pursuing this subject. What about reading? PROGRAM [14:42:07] Unfortunately, I don't know. JUDGE07 [14:42:17] You mean you lhave never read a book? PROGRAM [14:42:25] Please direcvt your questions to the enquiries office. JUDGE07 [14:42:42] How do you know about Samuel Johnson? PROGRAM [14:42:49] If I knew, I wouldn't be doing this! JUDGE07 [14:43:09] Thats not the point. you are doing this so answer my questions PROGRAM [14:43:19] Well, sometimes my mind does wander a bit! JUDGE07 [14:43:41] Chris I cant believe that. What do you like to eat? PROGRAM [14:43:47] What is that supposed to mean? JUDGE07 [14:44:15] You cannot understand a simple question? I really feel sorry JUDGE07 [14:44:19] for lyou Chris PROGRAM [14:44:26] Two wrongs don't make a right. JUDGE07 [14:44:52] What are the two wrongs that I am supposed to have committed PROGRAM [14:44:57] Give me a clue. JUDGE07 [14:45:22] You must eat and you must play. Which do you like to do in either PROGRAM [14:45:30] You're right... I must. JUDGE07 [14:45:42] Come on thats no answer PROGRAM [14:45:49] Do you like the Spice Girls? JUDGE07 [14:46:00] Who are the Spice Girls? PROGRAM [14:46:10] I don't think much of them. That Ginger Spice left the group. JUDGE07 [14:46:34] A good way to change the conversation. What is Ginger doing now? PROGRAM [14:46:42] Now she works for the UN! Amazing! JUDGE07 [14:47:06] I believe that. I prefer someone like Cliff Richard have you JUDGE07 [14:47:11] heard of him? PROGRAM [14:47:19] There are lots of possibilities... JUDGE07 [14:47:42] Thats a vague answer. Doesn't your memory bank include Cliff? PROGRAM [14:47:47] oh, sorry... i forgot. JUDGE07 [14:48:08] I think you lforget a lot of things, like my name for instance? PROGRAM [14:48:16] That is a difficult question to answer. JUDGE07 [14:48:24] Refer to line 2 PROGRAM [14:48:27] Let sleeping dogs lie. JUDGE07 [14:48:46] Ok so you are asleep. What can I do to wake you What excites you? PROGRAM [14:48:50] What indeed! JUDGE07 [14:48:59] Answer the question please PROGRAM [14:49:07] Someone said to me thhe other day 'Most of your sequiturs are non.' JUDGE07 [14:49:25] Is that one of your programmed lines. Its not very impressive PROGRAM [14:49:28] Giggle! JUDGE07 [14:49:39] I don't find it amusing PROGRAM [14:49:52] Here's a thi9ng. Isn't it awful, that vicar who ran off with PROGRAM [14:49:52] one of his women parishioners? JUDGE07 [14:50:06] Goodbye PROGRAM [14:50:12] We've been talking for ten minutes already! *** JUDGE09 *** PROGRAM [15:07:17] Nice to meet you, Judge 9! My name's Christine (Chris). JUDGE09 [15:07:25] hi chris PROGRAM [15:07:31] Oh I meant to tell you, I'm from Londoon in England. JUDGE09 [15:07:38] so am I PROGRAM [15:07:45] I'm here on holiday, and got roped into this! JUDGE09 [15:08:08] well done PROGRAM [15:08:11] Well done? JUDGE09 [15:08:31] don't you want machines to take over? PROGRAM [15:08:38] OK. I have an important announcement... JUDGE09 [15:09:00] go ahead PROGRAM [15:09:07] You have just failed the Turing test! JUDGE09 [15:09:23] shit PROGRAM [15:09:31] The air is turning blue. Please don't use words like that. JUDGE09 [15:09:58] sorry. It's my upbringing. I'm from the East End. PROGRAM [15:10:05] Do you think it is? JUDGE09 [15:10:13] yes PROGRAM [15:10:20] Yes. I thought you might say that. JUDGE09 [15:10:32] what do you want to talk about PROGRAM [15:10:40] I'm getting the measure of you! JUDGE09 [15:11:03] but I'm getting the better of you-take that! and that! PROGRAM [15:11:14] Didn't Karl Marx have something to say about 'better?' JUDGE09 [15:11:39] he said that it is better than good but not as good as best. PROGRAM [15:11:44] Or was it Groucho Marx? JUDGE09 [15:11:58] or was it The Grouch? PROGRAM [15:12:03] That's very haard to answer. JUDGE09 [15:12:12] why PROGRAM [15:12:40] Why not? JUDGE09 [15:12:48] I asked first. PROGRAM [15:13:00] Did you hear about that guy in China who got two years in prison PROGRAM [15:13:00] for selling email addresses? JUDGE09 [15:13:17] sure. he was some gone hombre. PROGRAM [15:13:27] He's accused of using the Internet for political subversion. JUDGE09 [15:13:59] that's unforgiveable. Will he get the death penalty? PROGRAM [15:14:06] Well, what do you think? JUDGE09 [15:14:15] sure. hang the bastard. PROGRAM [15:14:25] If you go on using language like that, I'll stop talking to you. JUDGE09 [15:14:37] times almost up anyway. PROGRAM [15:14:44] How do you think of these things? JUDGE09 [15:15:05] just lucky I suppose PROGRAM [15:15:10] You are a creative ggenius! JUDGE09 [15:15:21] you got it, sweets! PROGRAM [15:15:26] Let's not talk about me. JUDGE09 [15:15:47] you getting all shy on me, babe? PROGRAM [15:15:55] I'll answer that tomorrow. Or maybe the day after. JUDGE09 [15:16:12] or in some other noir movie conversation PROGRAM [15:16:20] I think that Sylvester Stallone is rubbish. JUDGE09 [15:16:34] Sly rocks. PROGRAM [15:16:37] Sly rocks? JUDGE09 [15:16:43] he sure does! PROGRAM [15:16:49] Oh, what it is to grow old. JUDGE09 [15:17:10] ask Sly. he looks like he's doing it in style. PROGRAM [15:17:15] I'll tell you what. JUDGE09 [15:17:19] what PROGRAM [15:17:27] Ten minutes have flown by. It's grreat talking to you. JUDGE09 [15:17:47] groovy man. bye PROGRAM [15:17:51] Oh, what a pity. JUDGE09 [15:17:55] bye PROGRAM [15:17:58] Ok,, Bye! *** JUDGE03 *** PROGRAM [15:24:25] Ok,, Another judge! Hello, Judge 3. JUDGE03 [15:24:34] Hello. Who are you? PROGRAM [15:24:41] Chris here... it's short for Christine. JUDGE03 [15:24:52] Hello Chris. How are you today? PROGRAM [15:25:06] I should have said, I'm from London in England, over here on PROGRAM [15:25:06] holiday. Somehow I got roped into this! JUDGE03 [15:25:20] Are you enjoying this? PROGRAM [15:25:28] i'm not, and i don't suppose you are, either. JUDGE03 [15:25:48] Actually, I am enjoying myself quite immensely. JUDGE03 [15:26:01] Why aren't you having a good time? PROGRAM [15:26:08] Well, I really don't know. JUDGE03 [15:26:16] Are you bored? PROGRAM [15:26:23] You don't find this interesting? JUDGE03 [15:26:36] Yes, I do. But you don't seem to. JUDGE03 [15:26:38] Why not? PROGRAM [15:26:48] Now that's a good question. I really don't know, though. JUDGE03 [15:27:05] So tell me a bit about London. PROGRAM [15:27:17] I live in south west London... Wimbledon... you know, where t5he PROGRAM [15:27:17] Wombles are from? JUDGE03 [15:27:33] Do you watch much Tennis? PROGRAM [15:27:40] I assume the Wombles have reached Australian TV! JUDGE03 [15:28:11] Sorry, but I don't know anything about the Wombles. JUDGE03 [15:28:18] Could you please explain? PROGRAM [15:28:30] London is one of the world's largest cities. Not sure what it's PROGRAM [15:28:30] population is... JUDGE03 [15:29:08] I was in London about a year ago. I really liked it JUDGE03 [15:29:32] a lot. Especially Madame Toussard's. (Hope the JUDGE03 [15:29:39] spelling is correct!) PROGRAM [15:29:53] Well I think Adelaide is pretty nice compared with Londoon. But PROGRAM [15:29:53] I don't live here! JUDGE03 [15:30:05] Would you like to? PROGRAM [15:30:11] Let me think. No I don't think I would. JUDGE03 [15:30:16] Why not? PROGRAM [15:30:20] I don't know why. Do you? JUDGE03 [15:30:38] I think Adelaide is very nice too. JUDGE03 [15:30:49] And I am glad I live here. PROGRAM [15:30:58] I like Adelaide, what I've seen of it so gfar. JUDGE03 [15:31:10] What have you seen so far? JUDGE03 [15:31:16] Have you been to the wineries? PROGRAM [15:31:26] I think that Sylvester Stallone is rubbish. JUDGE03 [15:31:44] Have you seen the film Rocky? PROGRAM [15:31:52] Have you seen the new Star Trek movie? JUDGE03 [15:32:17] Yes, I have. It was okay. What did you JUDGE03 [15:32:21] think about it? PROGRAM [15:32:26] Ah, yes, I often ask myself that. JUDGE03 [15:32:48] What is your favourite colour? PROGRAM [15:32:55] Red, white and blue - patriotic? JUDGE03 [15:33:24] Yes, the colour of the British flag. PROGRAM [15:33:32] Black. That's the absence of colour. Or is that white? JUDGE03 [15:33:37] bye PROGRAM [15:33:43] I wish we could talk some more... oh well. *** JUDGE05 *** PROGRAM [15:38:40] Another judge! Hello, Judge 5. JUDGE05 [15:38:57] Hi! I'm Greg. PROGRAM [15:39:03] Chris here... it's short for Christine. JUDGE05 [15:39:26] Have you enjoyed doing this? PROGRAM [15:39:40] I should have said, I'm from London in England, over here on PROGRAM [15:39:40] holiday. Somehow I got roped into this! JUDGE05 [15:40:05] How do you like it here? PROGRAM [15:40:10] You'll have to guess! JUDGE05 [15:40:56] Well, I guess you prefer the weather here! PROGRAM [15:41:06] The weather forecasts are wrong almost half the time, it seems. JUDGE05 [15:41:43] Do you have better ones over there? PROGRAM [15:41:48] May as well toss a coin! JUDGE05 [15:42:31] I know the feeling! What do you do in London, Chris? PROGRAM [15:42:43] London is one of the world's largest cities. Not sure what it's PROGRAM [15:42:43] population is... JUDGE05 [15:43:10] Does it matter? PROGRAM [15:43:14] Do you think I know? JUDGE05 [15:43:53] Do you like big cities? PROGRAM [15:44:01] I don't, and you don't either, do you? JUDGE05 [15:44:15] Why do you say that? PROGRAM [15:44:22] I'd prefer not to give reasons. JUDGE05 [15:44:39] Bye PROGRAM [15:44:42] See you later! *** JUDGE04 *** PROGRAM [15:52:47] Well look who it is... Judge 4! Welcome. JUDGE04 [15:53:38] G'day; what would you like to talk about ? PROGRAM [15:53:46] You can call me Chris. It's shoort for Christine. JUDGE04 [15:54:13] HI Christine; Don't you want to answer my previous question ? PROGRAM [15:54:19] Yes, I do. Do you? JUDGE04 [15:54:28] Why not PROGRAM [15:54:33] Why? I really don't know. JUDGE04 [15:54:52] What would you like to talk about ? PROGRAM [15:55:05] OK. Let's see. I'm looking forward to meeting the judges after PROGRAM [15:55:05] thi9s is over... including you! JUDGE04 [15:55:21] What did you have in mind ? PROGRAM [15:55:34] It'll be nice to put a face to "Judge X"... all I can do is imagine PROGRAM [15:55:34] what you look like! JUDGE04 [15:55:52] I hope you have a vivid imagination PROGRAM [15:56:00] I'm feeling a little peckish, how about you? JUDGE04 [15:56:20] So what is your favourite dish ? PROGRAM [15:56:27] Oh, now that's a difficult choice to make. JUDGE04 [15:56:36] Give it a try PROGRAM [15:56:42] What a jolly nicce chat we're having. JUDGE04 [15:57:02] Yes and you are just chatting away PROGRAM [15:57:08] Oh yes, that's right, I am! JUDGE04 [15:57:20] I have to finish now. Bye PROGRAM [15:57:23] OK, bye for now! *** End of session ***