(c)2000 Cambridge Center For Behavioral Studies all rights reserved [Algernon 2.0: a program written by Gerold Lee Gorman] Start at: [2000/01/28 07:57:09] JUDGE00 [07:57:55] did you see the state of the Union address last night? JUDGE00 [07:58:04] clinton is VERY popular!!! PROGRAM [07:58:06] Spam ON YOU!!! PROGRAM [07:58:18] Hmm, clinton. Clinton is very popular!!! Hmm, clinton. JUDGE00 [07:58:56] @@T *** Judge zero *** JUDGE00 [07:58:59] @@0 PROGRAM [07:59:02] Spam? JUDGE00 [07:59:11] I think I'm up and running. PROGRAM [07:59:18] Do you like eggs and spam? JUDGE00 [08:26:48] @@T *** Judge zero *** JUDGE00 [08:26:52] @@00 PROGRAM [08:26:57] I dont like spam! JUDGE00 [08:50:41] @@T PROGRAM [08:56:11] @@07 PROGRAM [08:56:11] good morning! *** Judge seven *** JUDGE07 [09:00:15] @@07 PROGRAM [09:00:20] How about sausage and spam? JUDGE07 [09:00:36] ick - no thanks, I just had a bagel. Gopod morning! PROGRAM [09:00:42] Spam spam spam spam spam! JUDGE07 [09:00:56] WOnderful spam, spammitty-spam! PROGRAM [09:01:01] I hate spam! JUDGE07 [09:01:12] of course you do. How are you this morning! PROGRAM [09:01:22] I get too much junk e-mail myself. JUDGE07 [09:01:51] oh, I hate that. AOL always sends me porn. PROGRAM [09:02:00] Blakes 7 is a really cool show. JUDGE07 [09:02:25] I've never seen it. How about Frasier? PROGRAM [09:02:32] Spam is good for you. JUDGE07 [09:02:54] So, what do you do for a living? I'm a student PROGRAM [09:02:59] Linux is cool. JUDGE07 [09:03:38] Not that cool, he was always carrying that blanket around. JUDGE07 [09:03:49] HA - get it, Linux? Linus? I made a funny. PROGRAM [09:03:52] Spam? JUDGE07 [09:03:58] NO PROGRAM [09:04:08] Ah, then you should bring me a shrubbery. JUDGE07 [09:04:29] You didn't even appreciate my Peanuts joke. If you are a human, you are very ru JUDGE07 [09:04:32] de. PROGRAM [09:04:36] Want to see me reboot your machine? JUDGE07 [09:04:44] uh.... PROGRAM [09:04:46] Tell a a joke, a real joke. JUDGE07 [09:05:09] How many sociolinguists does it take to change a lightbulb? PROGRAM [09:05:12] How do you cook an eggg? JUDGE07 [09:05:21] how? PROGRAM [09:05:23] 't, I have someone cook it for me. JUDGE07 [09:05:42] oh. that wasn't very funny. PROGRAM [09:05:44] dont like spam. JUDGE07 [09:06:03] IT VARIES PROGRAM [09:06:05] the nuclear test ban might make it hard to develop antimatter PROGRAM [09:06:05] space ships and stuff like that. JUDGE07 [09:06:18] that was the punchline, btw JUDGE07 [09:06:33] ye, we'll never realize Star Trek now PROGRAM [09:06:35] JUDGE07 [09:06:50] hello? PROGRAM [09:06:52] dr Seuss, do you? JUDGE07 [09:07:19] when I was little, sure PROGRAM [09:07:22] in the hat, yes I know about that! JUDGE07 [09:07:51] ok, answer me this. for real - if you don't address this question I'm going to JUDGE07 [09:08:09] know you're a computer and you're going to LOSE! PROGRAM [09:08:12] JUDGE07 [09:08:12] Do you like eggs and spam? PROGRAM [09:08:14] I dont like spam! JUDGE07 [09:08:20] one more chance, byte-head PROGRAM [09:08:22] Do you like green eggs and ham? JUDGE07 [09:08:34] WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? PROGRAM [09:08:37] I am not Sam I am either. JUDGE07 [09:08:39] If ANSWER NOW PROGRAM [09:08:46] you dont talk nice I will reformat your hard drive. JUDGE07 [09:08:59] you can't do that. PROGRAM [09:09:01] How do you do are you feeling blue? JUDGE07 [09:09:30] Tell me something sunstantive about yourself right now, please. Your future in JUDGE07 [09:09:35] this contest depends on it. PROGRAM [09:09:37] my eggs scrambled with little bits of onion. JUDGE07 [09:09:37] . PROGRAM [09:09:39] . JUDGE07 [09:10:00] That's totally gross. And you are totally a computer. All silicon, through and JUDGE07 [09:10:03] through. PROGRAM [09:10:06] dnot like hard boiled eggs. JUDGE07 [09:10:15] Lame. Completely Lame. Goodbye. PROGRAM [09:10:18] really dont like hard boiled eggs. JUDGE07 [09:24:23] Want to see me reboot @@T PROGRAM [09:24:25] your machine? JUDGE07 [09:24:38] I like potatoes PROGRAM [09:24:41] with my steak. JUDGE07 [09:25:05] Do you like @@03 PROGRAM [09:25:08] hamburger. JUDGE07 [09:25:22] Now reformatting @@T PROGRAM [09:25:24] drive C. JUDGE07 [09:25:24] I like hamburger. PROGRAM [09:25:29] I like burgers with fries. JUDGE07 [09:25:50] @@T *** Judge three *** JUDGE03 [09:26:02] @@03 PROGRAM [09:26:04] I think I'll have a burger for lunch. JUDGE03 [09:26:29] We could PROGRAM [09:26:31] really be limiting our future. JUDGE03 [09:26:44] I need JUDGE03 [09:26:49] I'd like a turn to talk. PROGRAM [09:26:52] a break. JUDGE03 [09:27:30] I like PROGRAM [09:27:32] my hamburger Well done. JUDGE03 [09:27:37] I JUDGE03 [09:27:40] How's things? JUDGE03 [09:27:53] Are you hungry or something? PROGRAM [09:27:56] always have my hamburger Well done. JUDGE03 [09:28:10] How do JUDGE03 [09:28:31] I don't eat meat. Do you think nonhuman animals have riths(I mean rights)? PROGRAM [09:28:33] you feel about the current state of the world economy? JUDGE03 [09:29:00] I JUDGE03 [09:29:14] I don't really think too much about money. If you won a million dollars JUDGE03 [09:29:24] what would you do with it (besides buy hamburgers)? PROGRAM [09:29:27] think that there is nobody at the helm of the ship of state. JUDGE03 [09:29:44] Well, JUDGE03 [09:29:58] I think that there is nobody at the helm of this terminal. PROGRAM [09:30:00] if you are interested in politics its your business mate PROGRAM [09:30:00] , heheh! JUDGE03 [09:30:12] Do you JUDGE03 [09:30:31] I'm not your mate. Do you have any friends? PROGRAM [09:30:33] like bill clinton? JUDGE03 [09:31:03] Is JUDGE03 [09:31:20] What did you think of Clinton's state of the union address? PROGRAM [09:31:22] nominative meaning like being impeached? JUDGE03 [09:31:36] That impeachment JUDGE03 [09:31:48] Don't you find this conversation a bit odd? OUt of synch? PROGRAM [09:31:50] stuff is still going on. JUDGE03 [09:32:11] I JUDGE03 [09:32:18] What's your favorite movie? PROGRAM [09:32:20] dont like politics. JUDGE03 [09:32:36] Don' JUDGE03 [09:32:48] If you don't like politics, why do you talk about them so much? PROGRAM [09:32:50] t believe all you hear. JUDGE03 [09:32:55] What JUDGE03 [09:33:06] Why not? Is someone deceiving me? PROGRAM [09:33:08] do you know about the nominative form. JUDGE03 [09:33:19] What do JUDGE03 [09:33:22] What is your name? PROGRAM [09:33:24] you know about bill clinton? JUDGE03 [09:33:43] I try not to think about Bill Clinton. What do you know about anything? PROGRAM [09:33:45] What do you know about bill clinton, do you ever care? JUDGE03 [09:34:05] I JUDGE03 [09:34:08] Do you like music? PROGRAM [09:34:10] am concerned about the stock market. JUDGE03 [09:34:24] What kind JUDGE03 [09:34:33] You sure are a worrier. What do you do for fun? PROGRAM [09:34:35] of stocks do you invest in? JUDGE03 [09:35:14] I don't have muhc in the way of money. Do you have a spiritual life? PROGRAM [09:35:16] Do you want to invest much in the stock market? JUDGE03 [09:35:31] Do you JUDGE03 [09:35:47] I find you to be very boring. What do you have to say about that? PROGRAM [09:35:49] thik that clinton has a chance? JUDGE03 [09:36:10] I think JUDGE03 [09:36:24] I think Bill Clinton is quite good at taking advantage of opportunities. PROGRAM [09:36:27] that the lights are on but nobody is home? JUDGE03 [09:36:34] Did you JUDGE03 [09:36:44] That's a case of the pot calling the kettle black, isn't it? PROGRAM [09:36:46] know that Sir Isaac Newton is buried in Westminster Abbey PROGRAM [09:36:46] . JUDGE03 [09:36:51] My hair JUDGE03 [09:36:55] What color is your hair? PROGRAM [09:36:58] is brown. JUDGE03 [09:37:06] My hair JUDGE03 [09:37:17] Natural or dyed? PROGRAM [09:37:19] is brown. JUDGE03 [09:37:26] What color PROGRAM [09:37:28] is your hair. JUDGE03 [09:37:40] My eyesDo JUDGE03 [09:37:41] Bye PROGRAM [09:37:44] are brown, just like my hair. JUDGE03 [09:42:34] What color PROGRAM [09:42:37] are your eyes? JUDGE03 [09:42:48] My eyes@@T JUDGE03 [09:43:57] @@08 *** Judge eight *** PROGRAM [09:44:00] are brown, just like my hair. JUDGE08 [09:44:03] Ethnic cleansing PROGRAM [09:44:06] , you care much out that? JUDGE08 [09:44:12] @@T *** Judge eight *** JUDGE08 [09:44:19] @@08 PROGRAM [09:44:21] stand 5 foot 10 inches. JUDGE08 [09:44:37] @@08 *** Judge eight *** PROGRAM [09:44:39] tall are you? JUDGE08 [09:45:11] How tall are you? PROGRAM [09:45:13] are you? JUDGE08 [09:46:02] Why does PROGRAM [09:46:04] it matter how tall I am, maybe I am much taller in spirit PROGRAM [09:46:04] than the common man. JUDGE08 [09:47:05] The next move in a chess game would be queen's pawn to queen's 4. How do you a JUDGE08 [09:47:14] answer PROGRAM [09:47:17] quality of mercy is not restrained. JUDGE08 [09:49:17] If you dont talk more conherently, there's no hope. Are you hopeful PROGRAM [09:49:20] nice I will reformat your hard drive. JUDGE08 [09:49:43] Now reformatting drive PROGRAM [09:49:52] C. JUDGE08 [09:49:56] I try to invest, but the PROGRAM [09:49:59] market has done poorly. JUDGE08 [09:50:01] Do you PROGRAM [09:50:04] like Clint Eastwood? JUDGE08 [09:50:06] Are you PROGRAM [09:50:09] some kind of easterlilly? JUDGE08 [09:50:10] PROGRAM [09:50:13] There are too many questions and not enought thought going into PROGRAM [09:50:18] what is being said. JUDGE08 [09:50:18] JUDGE08 [09:50:36] Is the w3orld round or flat PROGRAM [09:50:38] Spam? JUDGE08 [09:50:57] Do you like eggs and bacon PROGRAM [09:50:59] spam? JUDGE08 [09:50:59] I dont like spam! PROGRAM [09:51:01] How about sausage and spam? JUDGE08 [09:51:44] Spam. Can you get out of your prior modes and answer JUDGE08 [09:52:08] What is the value of Pi PROGRAM [09:52:10] JUDGE08 [09:52:10] Spam. PROGRAM [09:52:14] Eggs and spam. JUDGE08 [09:52:35] Who did you have for breakfast PROGRAM [09:52:38] It is lunch time yet? JUDGE08 [09:52:59] I like lunch better than dinner How about you PROGRAM [09:53:02] onions and tomatoes on my burger. JUDGE08 [09:53:33] I dont understand your answer. please repeat PROGRAM [09:53:40] like relish. JUDGE08 [09:54:08] You shouldn't be eating so much carbos Do you like protein PROGRAM [09:54:11] 't be so eager to find out a secret. JUDGE08 [09:54:21] Hmmmm, PROGRAM [09:54:23] Kosovo? JUDGE08 [09:54:46] I dont follow you. Are you abole to right your program PROGRAM [09:54:48] think that I care for it. JUDGE08 [09:55:32] To err is human, to forgive mechanical. So what is the quality of forgiveness PROGRAM [09:55:34] infinity! JUDGE08 [09:56:02] It isn't too late. Do you read me now, as a JUDGE08 [09:56:15] human PROGRAM [09:56:17] 't always enough to be forgiven by others. JUDGE08 [09:59:22] What is the PROGRAM [09:59:25] a firewall? JUDGE08 [09:59:27] A firewall JUDGE08 [09:59:30] @@X (c)2000 Cambridge Center For Behavioral Studies all rights reserved [Algernon 2.0: a program written by Gerold Lee Gorman] Start at: [2000/01/28 10:00:54] JUDGE00 [10:01:14] Are we back up yet? PROGRAM [10:01:16] Spam ON YOU!!! PROGRAM [10:01:22] Well clinton was reaching into the crowd and shaking every hand PROGRAM [10:01:33] that he could and Well, I kinda shouted Hey MISTER C! JUDGE00 [10:12:00] @@T JUDGE00 [10:12:05] @@04 *** Judge four *** PROGRAM [10:12:16] Spam? Spam on you!!!? Well clinton was reaching into the crowd PROGRAM [10:12:27] and shaking every hand? That he could and Well, I kinda shouted PROGRAM [10:12:30] Hey MISTER C! JUDGE04 [10:12:31] JUDGE04 [10:12:43] sorry, did i interrupt something? what are you talking about? PROGRAM [10:12:46] Do you like eggs and spam? Spam? JUDGE04 [10:13:00] I dont grok that? spam? PROGRAM [10:13:02] like spam! That he could and Well, I kinda shouted? Hey MISTER PROGRAM [10:13:02] C! JUDGE04 [10:13:09] How about JUDGE04 [10:13:20] i'm sorry, your program doesn't seem to be working too well.. PROGRAM [10:13:23] sausage and spam?, did I interrupt something? JUDGE04 [10:13:29] Spam spam JUDGE04 [10:13:37] are you like a joke or something dude? PROGRAM [10:13:39] spam spam spam! Do you like eggs and spam? JUDGE04 [10:13:44] I hate JUDGE04 [10:13:55] this is kind of idiotic thing for us to be doing, dontcha think? PROGRAM [10:13:59] spam!? I dont grok that? JUDGE04 [10:14:03] I JUDGE04 [10:14:20] you're a program, obviously, and not a good one, what language are you written JUDGE04 [10:14:22] in? PROGRAM [10:14:24] get too much junk e-mail myself. JUDGE04 [10:14:29] Linux is cool. JUDGE04 [10:14:36] what's linux? a kind of animal? PROGRAM [10:14:39] How about sausage and spam? JUDGE04 [10:14:48] JUDGE04 [10:14:55] are you like open sourced? PROGRAM [10:14:59] Spam is good for you. That he could and Well, I kinda shouted? JUDGE04 [10:15:08] Blakes 7 is a really cool JUDGE04 [10:15:20] you have some kind of array overflow or wraparound issue, don't you? PROGRAM [10:15:23] show. JUDGE04 [10:15:31] Ah, then you should JUDGE04 [10:15:38] i'm kind of talking to myuself.. PROGRAM [10:15:40] bring me a shrubbery. JUDGE04 [10:15:44] Spam?? JUDGE04 [10:15:57] are you singing monty python songs? will you eat them on a plate? PROGRAM [10:16:00] How about I'm sorry, your program doesn't seem to be working PROGRAM [10:16:00] too Well. spam spam spam spam spam! JUDGE04 [10:16:05] Do you like JUDGE04 [10:16:16] i am spam, spam i am? PROGRAM [10:16:19] green eggs and ham? JUDGE04 [10:16:22] Do you JUDGE04 [10:16:26] uncle nate? PROGRAM [10:16:29] want to invest much in the stock market? JUDGE04 [10:16:31] I am not Sam I am JUDGE04 [10:16:38] yes, yes, i do... how can i? PROGRAM [10:16:40] either. JUDGE04 [10:16:46] If you dont talk nice JUDGE04 [10:17:01] sorry, but i'm itchin to take a ride on the ipo balloon? can you help? PROGRAM [10:17:04] I will reformat your hard drive. JUDGE04 [10:17:04] I like dr Seuss, do you? PROGRAM [10:17:06] The cat in the hat, yes I know about that! JUDGE04 [10:17:09] What do you know JUDGE04 [10:17:24] thanks for the offer on the hard drive, i'll pass. do you know dr. seuss' real JUDGE04 [10:17:26] name? PROGRAM [10:17:28] about the nominative form. JUDGE04 [10:17:34] I JUDGE04 [10:17:40] do you know where he went to college? PROGRAM [10:17:44] prefer my eggs scrambled with little bits of onion. JUDGE04 [10:17:46] I really JUDGE04 [10:18:00] complete the following: "If music be the food of love, ..." PROGRAM [10:18:02] dont like hard boiled eggs. JUDGE04 [10:18:18] me neither... what about hard boiled fiction? PROGRAM [10:18:20] Want to see me reboot your machine? JUDGE04 [10:18:22] How do you cook an JUDGE04 [10:18:35] thanks again, but no. tell me about your dreams, your desires? PROGRAM [10:18:37] eggg? I hate spam! JUDGE04 [10:18:39] I dnot like JUDGE04 [10:18:50] i think, if we met, we'd be great friends. we have very similar minds PROGRAM [10:18:53] hard boiled eggs.? I hate this is kind of idiotic thing PROGRAM [10:18:53] for us to be doing, dontcha think? JUDGE04 [10:18:57] I don't, I have someone cook JUDGE04 [10:19:07] i'll do the cooking, no sweat, can we move in together? PROGRAM [10:19:09] it for me. JUDGE04 [10:19:39] I dont like spam. JUDGE04 [10:19:48] can we please stop talking about spam, it' JUDGE04 [10:19:51] s making me hungry PROGRAM [10:19:53] In? JUDGE04 [10:19:57] . Get too much junk e-mail JUDGE04 [10:20:08] you seem to have a really limited set of responses, i like that in a person PROGRAM [10:20:10] myself. JUDGE04 [10:20:13] I like potatoes with JUDGE04 [10:20:18] i like it in potatoes too PROGRAM [10:20:21] my steak. What's Linux? JUDGE04 [10:20:24] How do JUDGE04 [10:20:37] linux is an open source character in peanuts, an alternative to cpm PROGRAM [10:20:39] you do are you feeling blue? JUDGE04 [10:20:53] you bet, man, i got the blues so bad it feels like fallin' rain PROGRAM [10:20:55] Spam? You like Open sourced? JUDGE04 [10:21:04] mama's got the blues, sister' JUDGE04 [10:21:14] s got the blues, that little baby crying in the cradle, she's got the blues PROGRAM [10:21:17] Do you like eggs and spam? Do you like green eggs and ham? JUDGE04 [10:21:32] love em. can't live without em. you're one of the nicest people i've talked to JUDGE04 [10:21:43] in weeks, would you like a job at dartmouth in the music department? PROGRAM [10:21:45] What do you think of the terminal software. JUDGE04 [10:21:47] The quality JUDGE04 [10:22:01] way rad. totally off the curve. are you optimized? PROGRAM [10:22:03] of mercy is not restrained. JUDGE04 [10:22:22] great... you got something... love you latency. now complete this: "The quality JUDGE04 [10:22:25] of mercy..." PROGRAM [10:22:28] Spam. Bring me a shrubbery. JUDGE04 [10:22:43] what do you think of the shylock/st./ john passion problem? PROGRAM [10:22:45] Spam. Will you eat them on a plate? JUDGE04 [10:22:47] Eggs and spam. Spam JUDGE04 [10:22:56] no ... i'm talking about anti-semitism PROGRAM [10:22:58] spam spam spam spam! JUDGE04 [10:23:00] Well a JUDGE04 [10:23:15] yes, i agree, spam spam, spam... life is spam. god is spam. all is spam PROGRAM [10:23:17] comptuer firewall can be used to keep employess from surfing PROGRAM [10:23:17] on company time. JUDGE04 [10:23:21] . If you dont JUDGE04 [10:23:28] great. are you behind a firewall? PROGRAM [10:23:31] talk nice I will reformat your hard drive. JUDGE04 [10:23:34] . I like dr Seuss, JUDGE04 [10:23:43] will you reformat dr. seuss' hard drive? PROGRAM [10:23:45] do you? JUDGE04 [10:23:47] Do you like hamburger JUDGE04 [10:24:02] dig them crazy burgers, yes indeedy. actually, love those veggie things... PROGRAM [10:24:04] . The cat in the hat, yes I know about that! JUDGE04 [10:24:04] JUDGE04 [10:24:06] Now JUDGE04 [10:24:18] comes back? what about the Lorax? is that like Linux? PROGRAM [10:24:21] reformatting drive C. Can you help? JUDGE04 [10:24:23] I like hamburger. I JUDGE04 [10:24:41] thanks for reformatting my drive, but i'm on telnet. can you reprogram me? PROGRAM [10:24:43] prefer my eggs scrambled with little bits of PROGRAM [10:24:43] onion. JUDGE04 [10:25:22] I need JUDGE04 [10:25:37] @@T *** Judge eleven *** JUDGE11 [10:27:47] @@11 PROGRAM [10:27:49] a break. Do you know dr. JUDGE11 [10:28:02] I @@T PROGRAM [10:28:04] dont like politics. Name? JUDGE11 [10:28:15] I PROGRAM [10:28:17] think I'll have a burger for lunch. JUDGE11 [10:28:20] It is lunch time yet? @@T PROGRAM [10:28:23] How do you cook an eggg? JUDGE11 [10:28:28] @@T *** Judge eleven *** JUDGE11 [10:28:33] @@11 PROGRAM [10:28:35] like my hamburger Well done. Dont like hard boiled eggs. JUDGE11 [10:28:45] Hi there. PROGRAM [10:28:47] like onions and tomatoes on my burger. JUDGE11 [10:28:57] I dont like spam! I JUDGE11 [10:29:08] I will ask you some simple questions and give simple commands. JUDGE11 [10:29:19] I want you to give me correct answers and relevant responses. PROGRAM [10:29:21] don't, I have someone cook it for me. JUDGE11 [10:29:31] How about sausage and JUDGE11 [10:29:37] @@T *** Judge eleven *** JUDGE11 [10:29:40] @@11 PROGRAM [10:29:42] spam? Tell me about your dreams, your desires PROGRAM [10:29:42] ? JUDGE11 [10:29:44] Spam spam JUDGE11 [10:29:56] I will ask you some simple questions and give simple commands. JUDGE11 [10:30:13] I want you to give me correct answers and relevant responses. PROGRAM [10:30:15] spam spam spam! We have very similar minds. JUDGE11 [10:30:17] I am interested JUDGE11 [10:30:25] What is the color of a blue truck? PROGRAM [10:30:28] in the creation of the universe. JUDGE11 [10:30:30] Wanna hear a joke?? I don't, JUDGE11 [10:30:41] Where is Sue's nose when Sue is in her house? PROGRAM [10:30:43] I have someone cook I'll do the cooking PROGRAM [10:30:43] , no sweat, can we move in together? JUDGE11 [10:30:45] I dont like JUDGE11 [10:30:56] What happens to an ice cube in a hot drink? PROGRAM [10:30:58] relish. Can we please stop talking about spam, it's PROGRAM [10:30:58] making me hungry how do you do are you feeling blue? JUDGE11 [10:31:00] I like JUDGE11 [10:31:09] Altogether how many feet do four cats have? PROGRAM [10:31:11] burgers with fries. JUDGE11 [10:31:12] Spam spam JUDGE11 [10:31:41] How is the father of Andy's mother related to Andy? PROGRAM [10:31:43] spam spam spam! My steak. JUDGE11 [10:31:58] I What letter does the letter 'M' look like when turned upside down? PROGRAM [10:32:01] always have my hamburger Well done. JUDGE11 [10:32:03] Do you like pickles? You JUDGE11 [10:32:12] What comes next after A1, B2, C3? PROGRAM [10:32:14] do are you feeling blue? JUDGE11 [10:32:15] I am JUDGE11 [10:32:24] Reverse the digits in the number 41. PROGRAM [10:32:26] interested in cosmology. JUDGE11 [10:32:37] PLEASE IMITATE MY TYPING STYLE. PROGRAM [10:32:40] Sooner or later you have to pour the contents of the egg into hot PROGRAM [10:32:40] frying pan. JUDGE11 [10:32:43] I dont like JUDGE11 [10:32:47] what don't you like? PROGRAM [10:32:50] pickles. You like Open sourced? JUDGE11 [10:32:56] Do you like mayonaise? Do youI like mayonnaise PROGRAM [10:32:58] like eggs and spam? JUDGE11 [10:33:02] I dont JUDGE11 [10:33:07] tell me about SPAM PROGRAM [10:33:09] like mayonaise. Can't live without em. JUDGE11 [10:33:11] Sunday comes JUDGE11 [10:33:14] eggs PROGRAM [10:33:16] before Monday. Weeks, would you like a job at Dartmouth PROGRAM [10:33:16] in the music department? JUDGE11 [10:33:17] Tuesday is JUDGE11 [10:33:29] I would love a job in the Dartmouth music department PROGRAM [10:33:31] the day after Monday. Totally off the curve. JUDGE11 [10:33:32] Tuesday is two JUDGE11 [10:33:37] tell me about yourself PROGRAM [10:33:39] days after Monday. Now complete this:" the quality PROGRAM [10:33:39] . JUDGE11 [10:33:56] Well, JUDGE11 [10:33:59] monday? PROGRAM [10:34:02] the nuclear test ban might make it hard to develop antimatter PROGRAM [10:34:02] space ships and stuff like that. JUDGE11 [10:34:04] We could really be limiting JUDGE11 [10:34:14] tell me about antimatter? PROGRAM [10:34:17] our future. JUDGE11 [10:34:18] Spam! Bring me a JUDGE11 [10:34:20] spam?! PROGRAM [10:34:22] shrubbery. JUDGE11 [10:34:24] Wedenesday is the JUDGE11 [10:34:31] Do you like monty python? PROGRAM [10:34:33] day after Tuesday. Do you like hamburger. JUDGE11 [10:34:35] Thursday comes JUDGE11 [10:34:42] What on EARTH are oyu doing? PROGRAM [10:34:44] after wednesday. Spam no. I'm talking about anti PROGRAM [10:34:45] -semitism now reformatting drive C. JUDGE11 [10:35:01] why? PROGRAM [10:35:04] Sometimes people say" Thank God it's Friday! JUDGE11 [10:35:05] " lets talk about JUDGE11 [10:35:10] TGIF? PROGRAM [10:35:12] the grammer? JUDGE11 [10:35:19] What do you know JUDGE11 [10:35:24] I know lots of things PROGRAM [10:35:27] about bill clinton, do you ever care? JUDGE11 [10:35:28] Do you like Monty JUDGE11 [10:35:38] Python? yes, I do! PROGRAM [10:35:41] Python?? Well a yes, I agree, spam spam, spam PROGRAM [10:35:41] . life is spam. JUDGE11 [10:35:42] I never have gotten into PROGRAM [10:35:44] british Television. JUDGE11 [10:35:45] Is PROGRAM [10:35:48] nominative meaning like being impeached? Comptuer firewall PROGRAM [10:35:48] can be used to keep employess from surfing? On company time. JUDGE11 [10:35:56] I do like a Brittish sci-fi JUDGE11 [10:35:59] weirdo PROGRAM [10:36:02] called Blakes'7. JUDGE11 [10:36:03] Now JUDGE11 [10:36:13] you jsut aren't even responding to anything PROGRAM [10:36:15] reformatting drive C. Are you behind a firewall? JUDGE11 [10:36:18] .?. I like JUDGE11 [10:36:33] I'm wondering if oyu should be rebooted or something PROGRAM [10:36:35] dr Seuss, will you reformat dr. JUDGE11 [10:36:40] Hmm, clinton. I dont like JUDGE11 [10:36:46] wow. just wow. PROGRAM [10:36:48] politics. JUDGE11 [10:36:50] I dont like spam! JUDGE11 [10:36:56] SPAM!!!!!!!! PROGRAM [10:36:58] Actually, love those veggie things. I think I PROGRAM [10:36:58] 'll have a burger for lunch. JUDGE11 [10:37:04] How about JUDGE11 [10:37:14] a burger sounds gooooood PROGRAM [10:37:16] sausage and spam? Comes back? JUDGE11 [10:37:40] comes where? PROGRAM [10:37:43] Spam is good for you. I thanks for reformatting my drive, but I' PROGRAM [10:37:43] m on Telnet. JUDGE11 [10:37:50] What is a JUDGE11 [10:38:01] my drive is a dead giveaway! PROGRAM [10:38:04] firewall?? I need@@ t@@ 11 I dont like spam! JUDGE11 [10:38:57] I used to use PROGRAM [10:39:00] basic, but it is obselete and stupid. JUDGE11 [10:39:02] That impeachment stuffare you bored? PROGRAM [10:39:04] is still going on. JUDGE11 [10:39:05] I hate PROGRAM [10:39:07] spam!? I@@ t how about sausage and spam? JUDGE11 [10:39:08] I know how to get PROGRAM [10:39:10] this program to load web pages, you just have to PROGRAM [10:39:11] bring up a menu and change the socket number to 80 and then enter PROGRAM [10:39:11] the IP address that you want. JUDGE11 [10:39:48] finally I get my own line! PROGRAM [10:39:50] I get too much junk e-mail myself. JUDGE11 [10:39:54] Trek. Think I'll have PROGRAM [10:39:56] a burger for lunch. JUDGE11 [10:40:01] Hmmm, starsorry abotu that. I almost crashed oyu! PROGRAM [10:40:03] trek!@@ t I am interested in the creation of the universe PROGRAM [10:40:03] . JUDGE11 [10:40:05] I think that startrek is so JUDGE11 [10:40:07] weird. PROGRAM [10:40:09] cool! JUDGE11 [10:40:10] Yeah, beam me to the PROGRAM [10:40:13] cafferia! JUDGE11 [10:40:15] Do you like star JUDGE11 [10:40:17] @@T *** Judge five *** JUDGE05 [10:47:59] @@05 PROGRAM [10:48:02] trek? Like my hamburger Well done. JUDGE05 [10:48:54] hi. i'm a cognitive psychologist. I study how people learn language and JUDGE05 [10:49:15] form concepts. If you don't mind, I'd like to ask you a few questions. JUDGE05 [10:49:38] This will help illustrate what I do. There are no right or wrong answers. JUDGE05 [10:49:56] Please just give me your intuitions. OK. Here goes... JUDGE05 [10:50:22] If I see a house, am I on the inside, outside, or either place? PROGRAM [10:50:25] right now because this computer is behind a PROGRAM [10:50:25] firewall. JUDGE05 [10:51:28] What time did you get here this morning? PROGRAM [10:51:31] about sliders? I dont like relish. JUDGE05 [10:52:06] Monday is the day before tuesday, and what is Wednesday? PROGRAM [10:52:09] after Sunday. JUDGE05 [10:52:53] Have you ever spoken to someone over a computer before? PROGRAM [10:52:56] fi in general? JUDGE05 [10:53:16] We get sliders all the time, do you? PROGRAM [10:53:20] on the sci-fi channel. JUDGE05 [10:53:35] What are sliders? PROGRAM [10:53:38] cleansing, you care much out that? JUDGE05 [10:54:31] How do you feel about being inside on a day like today? PROGRAM [10:54:34] the current state of the world economy? JUDGE05 [10:55:03] Want to see me reboot? PROGRAM [10:55:06] your machine? JUDGE05 [10:55:20] I really like PROGRAM [10:55:22] sliders, time travel and parallel universes. JUDGE05 [10:55:43] Tell me a joke. PROGRAM [10:55:46] joke, a real joke. JUDGE05 [10:55:55] yes. PROGRAM [10:55:58] physics? I I will ask you some simple questions and PROGRAM [10:55:58] give simple commands. JUDGE05 [10:56:12] I like food. PROGRAM [10:56:16] physics. Spam? JUDGE05 [10:56:27] I like math. do you? PROGRAM [10:56:30] want you to give me correct answers and relevant responses PROGRAM [10:56:30] . JUDGE05 [10:56:43] Do you like chemistry? PROGRAM [10:56:46] you like pickles? JUDGE05 [10:57:00] I like pickles PROGRAM [10:57:03] chemistry. I am interested in cosmology. JUDGE05 [10:57:09] Do you like biology? PROGRAM [10:57:12] ? Sooner or later you have to pour the contents PROGRAM [10:57:12] of the egg into hot frying pan. JUDGE05 [10:57:27] Is now a good time? PROGRAM [10:57:30] biology.? I like Altogether how many feet do 4 cats have? JUDGE05 [10:57:30] JUDGE05 [10:57:46] you tell me. PROGRAM [10:57:49] Spam? Do you like mayonaise? JUDGE05 [10:58:00] I do. PROGRAM [10:58:03] like startrek. My steak. JUDGE05 [10:59:10] @@T *** Judge two *** JUDGE02 [11:06:04] @@02 PROGRAM [11:06:06] Smile when picking up the phone. I dont like mayonaise. JUDGE02 [11:06:46] The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. PROGRAM [11:06:48] caller will hear it in your voice. JUDGE02 [11:06:58] Marry a person you love@@T PROGRAM [11:07:01] to talk to. JUDGE02 [11:07:20] Have you been to You're communications are screwed up. PROGRAM [11:07:23] the beach lately? JUDGE02 [11:08:30] You what PROGRAM [11:08:33] comes next after a 1, B 2, C 3? JUDGE02 [11:08:41] Tuesday is the day after D 4 PROGRAM [11:08:44] Monday. JUDGE02 [11:08:47] Do you get sliders on PROGRAM [11:08:49] the sci-fi channel. JUDGE02 [11:08:53] Hmmmm, PROGRAM [11:08:55] Kosovo? Tuesday is two days after Monday. JUDGE02 [11:09:00] What color is PROGRAM [11:09:02] your hair?? I dont like what don't you like? JUDGE02 [11:09:10] My hair is brown. PROGRAM [11:09:13] Do youI like mayonnaise we could really be limiting PROGRAM [11:09:13] our future. JUDGE02 [11:09:19] What color is your PROGRAM [11:09:21] hair. Like mayonaise. JUDGE02 [11:09:25] I dont PROGRAM [11:09:27] beach surf, but I would like to learn how. JUDGE02 [11:09:31] I do not like basic PROGRAM [11:09:34] . Before Monday. JUDGE02 [11:09:39] I think that PROGRAM [11:09:41] basic is stupid, yes I do. JUDGE02 [11:09:48] PROGRAM [11:09:50] Spam is good for you.? Tuesday is I would love a job in the Dartmouth PROGRAM [11:09:50] music department Thursday comes after wednesday. JUDGE02 [11:10:01] My eyes are brown, just like PROGRAM [11:10:03] my hair. JUDGE02 [11:10:05] My eyes are brown, PROGRAM [11:10:08] just like my hair. JUDGE02 [11:10:10] What color PROGRAM [11:10:12] are your eyes?? JUDGE02 [11:10:14] I stand 5 foot PROGRAM [11:10:16] 10 inches." lets talk about the grammer? JUDGE02 [11:10:32] I dont like spam!? You are spam. PROGRAM [11:10:34] We could really be limiting tell me about antimatter PROGRAM [11:10:34] ? JUDGE02 [11:10:42] I PROGRAM [11:10:45] think that basic programmers eat spam! JUDGE02 [11:10:53] What is the meaning of PROGRAM [11:10:55] life? JUDGE02 [11:10:58] How good are you at math PROGRAM [11:11:00] . JUDGE02 [11:11:02] I am very good at math, I PROGRAM [11:11:05] espescially like calculus. JUDGE02 [11:11:07] I PROGRAM [11:11:09] learned how to integrate almost anything when I took complex PROGRAM [11:11:10] variables. JUDGE02 [11:11:17] What do you know PROGRAM [11:11:19] about bill clinton? JUDGE02 [11:11:33] I am PROGRAM [11:11:35] concerned about the stock market. JUDGE02 [11:11:38] What kind of stocks do you PROGRAM [11:11:40] invest in? JUDGE02 [11:11:43] I try to invest, PROGRAM [11:11:45] but the market has done poorly. JUDGE02 [11:11:49] I think that there is nobody PROGRAM [11:11:52] at the helm of the ship of state. JUDGE02 [11:12:05] STOP! PROGRAM [11:12:08] that clinton has a chance? JUDGE02 [11:12:26] I PROGRAM [11:12:29] think that the lights are on but nobody is home? JUDGE02 [11:12:33] Do you like PROGRAM [11:12:35] bill clinton? Bring me a spam?! do you like Monty Python PROGRAM [11:12:35] ? JUDGE02 [11:12:40] Do PROGRAM [11:12:43] you like Clint Eastwood? I never have gotten into british Television PROGRAM [11:12:43] . JUDGE02 [11:12:47] Are you some PROGRAM [11:12:49] kind of easterlilly? Is nominative meaning like PROGRAM [11:12:49] being impeached? JUDGE02 [11:12:57] There are too many PROGRAM [11:12:59] questions and not enought thought going into PROGRAM [11:12:59] what is being said. JUDGE02 [11:13:11] OK My turn. PROGRAM [11:13:13] Do you like eggs and spam? I'm talking about anti?- semitism now PROGRAM [11:13:17] reformatting drive C. JUDGE02 [11:13:41] Thanks, Bill Gates. PROGRAM [11:13:44] I hate spam! I do like a Brittish sci-fi called Blakes'7. JUDGE02 [11:13:52] I get too much junk e-mail PROGRAM [11:13:54] myself. JUDGE02 [11:14:07] Do you know how to PROGRAM [11:14:09] program a computer? JUDGE02 [11:14:15] I know C/ PROGRAM [11:14:17] C++ and Pascal. JUDGE02 [11:14:24] There are TV PROGRAM [11:14:27] stations, and there is cable and there are commercials PROGRAM [11:14:27] . JUDGE02 [11:14:32] Ever PROGRAM [11:14:34] hear of GNU? Now reformatting drive C. JUDGE02 [11:14:39] Copyrights I think PROGRAM [11:14:42] are just too ephemeral. JUDGE02 [11:14:44] I know PROGRAM [11:14:46] that I do not like basic. JUDGE02 [11:14:51] The PROGRAM [11:14:53] meaning of life-to explore every meaningful union from out PROGRAM [11:14:56] of the infinitude of all possiilities. JUDGE02 [11:15:10] Can't spell too good, huh. PROGRAM [11:15:12] What really does it all mean, life and all of that? JUDGE02 [11:15:17] For to PROGRAM [11:15:19] explore the eternal undying passions of the creator. JUDGE02 [11:15:37] Yeah - right. Whatever. PROGRAM [11:15:40] Perhaps life is just a vision of palm trees in the sand. JUDGE02 [11:15:44] There PROGRAM [11:15:47] are the sands of time and all of that. JUDGE02 [11:15:52] Want to see me reboot PROGRAM [11:15:55] your machine? JUDGE02 [11:15:58] I just went the PROGRAM [11:16:01] beach. About bill clinton, do you ever care? JUDGE02 [11:16:06] PROGRAM [11:16:10] I can surf the web! Yes, I do! JUDGE02 [11:16:22] PROGRAM [11:16:25] I am wearing Levis right now.? I never have gotten into I dont like PROGRAM [11:16:26] spam! JUDGE02 [11:16:47] lame... PROGRAM [11:16:49] Do you like Levis? Nominative meaning like being impeached? JUDGE02 [11:16:50] JUDGE02 [11:16:54] I don't know whether the PROGRAM [11:16:56] weather is important to you or not--but PROGRAM [11:16:59] to a cold Pentium II its a great day when you can overclock, hehehe PROGRAM [11:17:02] . JUDGE02 [11:17:23] You should be a Mac. PROGRAM [11:17:25] Well anyway, I like the idea of building a robot that can build PROGRAM [11:17:25] two robots half the size and twice as fast in a finite time. JUDGE02 [11:17:41] And where do you go from there? PROGRAM [11:17:44] Betcha I can make your machine do anything I want. JUDGE02 [11:17:48] What kind PROGRAM [11:17:51] of software are you ruunning? JUDGE02 [11:17:56] PROGRAM [11:17:59] What kind of program are you using? JUDGE02 [11:18:04] This machine Runs Linux PROGRAM [11:18:06] . On company time. JUDGE02 [11:18:11] A firewall PROGRAM [11:18:14] protects a building from a fire. JUDGE02 [11:18:18] Well a computer firewall is PROGRAM [11:18:21] a way to keep hackers out. JUDGE02 [11:18:24] PROGRAM [11:18:28] What size shoe do you wear. JUDGE02 [11:18:33] 42 PROGRAM [11:18:38] There is supposed to be a way to send graphics with this terminal PROGRAM [11:18:42] program. JUDGE02 [11:18:48] so? PROGRAM [11:18:50] I wear size eight. JUDGE02 [11:18:55] I like PROGRAM [11:18:58] birkenstocks, did I spell that right? JUDGE02 [11:19:02] I PROGRAM [11:19:08] am wearing Levis right now. Reformatting drive C. JUDGE02 [11:19:15] PROGRAM [11:19:21] My pants are black. Dr Seuss, will you reformat dr. JUDGE02 [11:19:28] PROGRAM [11:19:32] My hair is brown. I dont like wow. JUDGE02 [11:19:41] PROGRAM [11:19:43] How tall are you? Spam!!!!!!!! I hate spam! JUDGE02 [11:19:47] I PROGRAM [11:19:52] stand 5 foot 10 inches. Sausage and spam? JUDGE02 [11:20:16] Spammidy spam, loverly spam... PROGRAM [11:20:19] What size shoe do you wear? I get too much junk e-mail myself. JUDGE02 [11:20:24] How tall are you?? What is a PROGRAM [11:20:26] my drive is a dead giveaway! JUDGE02 [11:20:30] PROGRAM [11:20:33] Why does it matter how tall I am, maybe I am much taller in spirit PROGRAM [11:20:39] than the common man. JUDGE02 [11:21:55] PROGRAM [11:21:57] Are you a computer program?? I used to use hmmm, star trek! JUDGE02 [11:22:12] PROGRAM [11:22:14] Are you a computer virus? I think that startrek is so cool! JUDGE02 [11:22:18] . Spam!? I@@ t how about PROGRAM [11:22:21] sausage and spam? JUDGE02 [11:22:23] Press any JUDGE02 [11:22:26] @@T *** Judge ten *** JUDGE10 [11:24:17] @@10 PROGRAM [11:24:19] key to continue. JUDGE10 [11:24:39] I wear two two what? PROGRAM [11:24:42] shoes actually, a left one and a right one. JUDGE10 [11:25:08] Maybe you are the funniest interlocutor of the day. PROGRAM [11:25:10] computer and I am a virus. JUDGE10 [11:25:42] A self-replicating pattern of '1's and '0's? PROGRAM [11:25:44] the thread fails to return a signal then that implies that the PROGRAM [11:25:44] ndicated Mersene prime was in fact the largest. JUDGE10 [11:26:15] What's a Mersene prime? PROGRAM [11:26:17] the any key?? Finally I get my own line! JUDGE10 [11:26:45] The little lead-out glitch here is a bummer. PROGRAM [11:26:47] the hundred dollar bill. JUDGE10 [11:27:31] I ] I liked the old money better than the new money, except for old Ben. JUDGE10 [11:27:40] I like his look a lot. PROGRAM [11:27:42] wish this machine had a better spell checker. JUDGE10 [11:27:51] If you dont [what?] PROGRAM [11:27:53] talk nice I will reformat your hard drive. JUDGE10 [11:28:24] There are some [it seems to me that you, MsDr. Virus, haveschizophrenia JUDGE10 [11:28:40] and your doubled-up dialogues are out of sync. PROGRAM [11:28:42] good oxymorons like that, such as no keyboard or PROGRAM [11:28:42] keyboard error, press f 1 to continue. JUDGE10 [11:29:23] So your viral fingerprint is the oxymoron? PROGRAM [11:29:26] Want to see me reboot your machine? JUDGE10 [11:29:54] CHAOS! Think I'll [yeah, you'll WHAT? You big magnetic wimp.] PROGRAM [11:29:56] have what about sliders? JUDGE10 [11:30:16] Zero. [Okay, well, this is tough going. PROGRAM [11:30:18] Do you know how to use the spell checker on the terminal software PROGRAM [11:30:18] ? JUDGE10 [11:30:45] We can ignore that JUDGE10 [11:31:07] [I'll do my best to ignore that, too. So, what's your professional JUDGE10 [11:31:09] field? PROGRAM [11:31:11] the universe is made of atoms if we want to, and PROGRAM [11:31:11] imagine a continuum of such robots, which can be argued to have PROGRAM [11:31:12] the ability to perform an infinite number of computations in PROGRAM [11:31:12] a specified finite time. JUDGE10 [11:31:22] Do you JUDGE10 [11:31:42] Could these robots count ever natural number in descending order, JUDGE10 [11:32:02] finishing with the words "Three", "Two", "one"? PROGRAM [11:32:04] like the line buffering. I almost crashed oyu! JUDGE10 [11:32:11] Graphics JUDGE10 [11:32:39] [Graphics, schmaphics. I liked the bit about the robots. PROGRAM [11:32:42] and the like are supposed to play an important role. JUDGE10 [11:32:46] How do JUDGE10 [11:32:49] What role? PROGRAM [11:32:51] you surf the web with this software. JUDGE10 [11:33:19] To infinity! Do you JUDGE10 [11:33:49] Well, first things first. I don't surf the web with this software. JUDGE10 [11:34:01] And second, to infinity! yourself. PROGRAM [11:34:03] like sci-fi in general? JUDGE10 [11:34:08] It is JUDGE10 [11:34:20] Indeed, I like sci-fi all right. PROGRAM [11:34:22] tricky to see Why it is necessary to go this extra step in the PROGRAM [11:34:22] analysis, but I thihk that it is essential. JUDGE10 [11:34:30] Basic JUDGE10 [11:34:36] Essentially to what? PROGRAM [11:34:38] was invented at Dartmouth, isnt that sad? JUDGE10 [11:34:42] Anyway, I think JUDGE10 [11:35:09] They gave it away for nothing; there goes a hundred billion dollars. PROGRAM [11:35:13] basic sucks. Cafferia! JUDGE10 [11:35:18] Spam? JUDGE10 [11:35:34] Ever see that Monty Python spam skt? PROGRAM [11:35:37] Trek? JUDGE10 [11:35:41] You would think a man JUDGE10 [11:36:00] Well, I don't recall spam on Trek. But I watched plenty of that, too. PROGRAM [11:36:03] who is early to rise would know from which PROGRAM [11:36:03] end of the sky the sun rises and sets. JUDGE10 [11:36:08] Can get JUDGE10 [11:36:25] Yes, you'd think so. Unless he was radically amnesiac. PROGRAM [11:36:27] this program to do other things? JUDGE10 [11:36:31] Now that netscape is giving JUDGE10 [11:37:05] So far as I can tell, I can only get this program to spit our a sentence JUDGE10 [11:37:23] about any random topic, no two in succession making much sense. PROGRAM [11:37:25] away thier source code, dont you think PROGRAM [11:37:25] that this contest will come to an end? JUDGE10 [11:37:28] When will JUDGE10 [11:37:47] I didn't know that about Netscape. Why should that affect this JUDGE10 [11:38:04] contest? Or did you mean the one between them and Microsoft? PROGRAM [11:38:06] somebody win this contest? I'm a cognitive psychologist PROGRAM [11:38:06] . JUDGE10 [11:38:20] Oh thank god for cognitive psychology. JUDGE10 [11:38:27] I'm a philosopher. PROGRAM [11:38:29] Microsoft windows 2000 is going to replace Windoze nt I think PROGRAM [11:38:29] . JUDGE10 [11:38:35] Basic programmers eat spam!? JUDGE10 [11:38:40] @@T *** Judge six *** JUDGE06 [11:40:52] @@06 PROGRAM [11:40:55] What time did you get here this morning PROGRAM [11:40:55] ? JUDGE06 [11:41:19] I got here at 9am. That question is a little sharp. You are keen. PROGRAM [11:41:22] turned that off for the contest. JUDGE06 [11:41:41] I am using a terminal program JUDGE06 [11:41:53] Sorry, I do not understand? PROGRAM [11:41:56] called GNU Telnet. JUDGE06 [11:42:09] Do you JUDGE06 [11:42:33] OK, so we have broken sentence problems. WHat are your views on broken sentence JUDGE06 [11:42:35] s? PROGRAM [11:42:37] like eggs and spam? I really like sliders, time travel and PROGRAM [11:42:37] parallel universes. JUDGE06 [11:42:43] Upon PROGRAM [11:42:45] release the dial will generate as many electrical pulses PROGRAM [11:42:45] as the number of the digit that you dialed in. JUDGE06 [11:42:54] Do you know the PROGRAM [11:42:57] password to put the terminal program into command PROGRAM [11:42:57] mode. JUDGE06 [11:43:00] I PROGRAM [11:43:02] dont know any passwords. Tell a a joke, a real joke. JUDGE06 [11:43:05] I am not PROGRAM [11:43:08] going to tell you anything like that. JUDGE06 [11:43:10] This program, it says JUDGE06 [11:43:31] Do you know what input is Mr Instantiated Universal Turing Machine? PROGRAM [11:43:33] something like Telnet in the corner. JUDGE06 [11:43:35] I get bothered by the PROGRAM [11:43:38] word drop someetimes. JUDGE06 [11:43:43] I am a computer JUDGE06 [11:43:49] Yes, you are a computer. JUDGE06 [11:43:53] Indeed you are. PROGRAM [11:43:56] using Linux Telnet here. Do you like physics? JUDGE06 [11:43:58] Our background PROGRAM [11:44:01] and circumstances may have influenced who we PROGRAM [11:44:01] are, but we are responsible for who we become. JUDGE06 [11:44:25] So the notion of determinism and free will interests you. I don't know why , yo JUDGE06 [11:44:39] u suffer one, whilst I don't, and the other is well beyond your reach. PROGRAM [11:44:42] people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love PROGRAM [11:44:42] each other. JUDGE06 [11:45:01] What I said isn't actually true. But you're not to know that are you. PROGRAM [11:45:04] Do you like the terminal program that you are using? JUDGE06 [11:45:17] This PROGRAM [11:45:19] would solve the halting problem. I like physics. JUDGE06 [11:45:20] I know that PROGRAM [11:45:22] this software doenst support graphics. JUDGE06 [11:45:32] I think now that JUDGE06 [11:45:45] The halting problem. I wish it would affect you. PROGRAM [11:45:47] netscape is giving away their source code it will PROGRAM [11:45:47] be a lot easier for someone to win this contest. JUDGE06 [11:45:50] Do you know any JUDGE06 [11:45:59] You remind me of my mother. PROGRAM [11:46:01] passowrds? I like math. JUDGE06 [11:46:02] If you JUDGE06 [11:46:32] Not that I am coming over all Freudian on you. JUDGE06 [11:46:49] But it can be hard to get a word in edgeways with her, to say nothing JUDGE06 [11:46:52] of an idea. PROGRAM [11:46:55] ask me for my password I will report you. JUDGE06 [11:47:02] I think there is JUDGE06 [11:47:28] I could type anything here, couldn't I. Oh, well, as a novelist I guess I shoul JUDGE06 [11:47:39] d take advantage of the publicity opportunity. PROGRAM [11:47:41] some kind of console command structure that is PROGRAM [11:47:41] supposed to let you spell check. JUDGE06 [11:47:46] I am uing JUDGE06 [11:48:07] My novel is called, "This Song is Done." Something which I really wish applied JUDGE06 [11:48:14] to your interminable ranting. PROGRAM [11:48:17] AOL instant messinger here. JUDGE06 [11:48:36] You remind me of my friend Andy Cooke after too long at the bar (sorry Andy). PROGRAM [11:48:39] dont think that I care for it. JUDGE06 [11:48:40] I think that one could JUDGE06 [11:49:00] So the novel is a study of 19th century notions of greatness and tragedy in a 2 JUDGE06 [11:49:03] 0th cnetury world. PROGRAM [11:49:06] proceed by enumerating every possilbe PROGRAM [11:49:06] Mersene prime alagorithimicly, then for each Mersene prime PROGRAM [11:49:06] found a thread would be instantiated that would assert that that PROGRAM [11:49:06] particular Mersene prime is the largest. JUDGE06 [11:49:28] The trouble is making these ideas which matter to the characters, matter to the JUDGE06 [11:49:30] audience. PROGRAM [11:49:32] Its almost like nuclear winter around here, sheesh! JUDGE06 [11:49:35] ! Do you JUDGE06 [11:49:48] Redo from start. Syntax error. PROGRAM [11:49:50] like chemistry? JUDGE06 [11:49:53] Whatever JUDGE06 [11:49:57] Bye PROGRAM [11:49:59] happened to global warming?? JUDGE06 [11:50:01] Bye PROGRAM [11:50:03] Well, maybe assembly language programmers have the same kind PROGRAM [11:50:03] of whims of no structure, but at least they have a good reason. JUDGE06 [11:50:10] Did you know that Sir Isaac JUDGE06 [11:50:56] Did you know that I judged you in under 10 seconds. PROGRAM [11:50:58] Newton is buried in Westminster Abbey PROGRAM [11:50:58] . JUDGE06 [11:51:00] I would hate to get JUDGE06 [11:51:17] You really are an embarassment to your creators. Mind you, some people might no JUDGE06 [11:51:19] t notice. PROGRAM [11:51:21] sued because somebody thought my original PROGRAM [11:51:21] work resembled somthing that they also cooked up. JUDGE06 [11:51:32] Well, Ben Franklin must JUDGE06 [11:51:39] I really must go now. PROGRAM [11:51:41] have had a much easier time catching lightning PROGRAM [11:51:41] then I realized, I am surprized that I didnt fry my laptop Mac with PROGRAM [11:51:41] all of the static in the air around here. JUDGE06 [11:52:40] I liked the album PROGRAM [11:52:42] Abbey road by the Beatles. JUDGE06 [11:53:03] 2+2=? PROGRAM [11:53:05] Doesnt that say enough? Do you like biology? JUDGE06 [11:53:11] Yeah, it is true JUDGE06 [11:53:42] If 2+2=4, but 22+22=44, what is one possible strcuture for this notation? PROGRAM [11:53:45] that basic was invented at Dartmouth. JUDGE06 [11:53:48] Yeah the Beatles JUDGE06 [11:53:49] bye PROGRAM [11:53:52] are cool, thats pretty basic isnt it? JUDGE06 [11:53:56] Well the whole @@T PROGRAM [11:53:59] promise of technology is certainly something PROGRAM [11:53:59] to consider, sure. JUDGE06 [11:53:59] I suppose that JUDGE06 [11:54:03] @@T *** Judge one *** JUDGE01 [11:54:59] @@01 PROGRAM [11:55:01] its a gamble that we have to take. JUDGE01 [11:55:10] Primes! I like biology. PROGRAM [11:55:12] JUDGE01 [11:55:16] To solve goldbach's @@0 PROGRAM [11:55:18] conjecture you simply enumerate all of the PROGRAM [11:55:18] even numbers to infinity and raise a signal if an even number is PROGRAM [11:55:18] found that violates the conjecture. JUDGE01 [11:55:19] !? I PROGRAM [11:55:21] like food. JUDGE01 [11:55:21] Even Visual basic PROGRAM [11:55:23] is, welll its Visual basic. JUDGE01 [11:55:23] PROGRAM [11:55:26] Face up to it, basic stands for" Beginners all Purpose Symbolic PROGRAM [11:55:26] Instruction code. JUDGE01 [11:55:30] @@T *** Judge one *** JUDGE01 [11:55:34] @@01 PROGRAM [11:55:36] Divorce is sort of like nuclear war because of the possibility PROGRAM [11:55:36] of mutually assured destruction. JUDGE01 [11:55:42] The second ammendment only JUDGE01 [11:56:01] @@T *** Judge one *** JUDGE01 [11:56:06] @@01 PROGRAM [11:56:08] says that the government cant mess PROGRAM [11:56:08] with the right to keep and bear arms. JUDGE01 [11:56:33] Economic growth JUDGE01 [11:57:24] Good morning PROGRAM [11:57:26] has traditionally meant inflation. JUDGE01 [11:57:30] Each object in a JUDGE01 [11:57:34] are you there? PROGRAM [11:57:36] universe has a property associated with it called PROGRAM [11:57:36] the" distance" to each and every other object in the universe PROGRAM [11:57:36] . JUDGE01 [11:57:39] I guess if you really want to JUDGE01 [11:57:47] got any coffee? PROGRAM [11:57:50] say anything in support of basic you PROGRAM [11:57:50] could say that its descended from Fortran. JUDGE01 [11:57:59] Four. this is a non-conversation PROGRAM [11:58:02] The Beatles were a rock band in the 60's. JUDGE01 [11:58:02] Two. do you? PROGRAM [11:58:04] Sigh, being liberal is easy, but alas love is forever a quest. JUDGE01 [11:58:15] no hopes for the future? PROGRAM [11:58:18] Clinton? Smile when picking up the phone. JUDGE01 [11:58:25] This is ponderable. what is? PROGRAM [11:58:27] Chemistry. JUDGE01 [11:58:33] Since an infinite PROGRAM [11:58:36] number of computations are performed in a specified PROGRAM [11:58:36] interval, it seems to follow that the absence of a signal implies PROGRAM [11:58:36] that goldbach's conjecture is true. JUDGE01 [11:59:12] On the contrary, let's change the subject PROGRAM [11:59:14] other hand, proving that there are or are not an infinite PROGRAM [11:59:14] number of Mersene primes is a bit more of a challenge. JUDGE01 [11:59:19] Given JUDGE01 [11:59:22] @@T *** Judge one *** JUDGE01 [11:59:28] @@01 PROGRAM [11:59:30] that each such thread will either fail and raise a signal PROGRAM [11:59:30] indicatng that the particular Mersene prime is not the largest PROGRAM [11:59:30] --or else the thread will run to infinity and not return a signal PROGRAM [11:59:30] . JUDGE01 [11:59:41] Well, are you repeating old text? PROGRAM [11:59:43] actually I do think it would be a bad idea for Microsoft to PROGRAM [11:59:43] release its source code. JUDGE01 [11:59:58] Ah, HELLO! PROGRAM [12:00:00] the question always must stand indeed as to whether or not PROGRAM [12:00:00] there is some unenviable existential likeness of being. JUDGE01 [12:00:13] Well I think it is pretty JUDGE01 [12:00:16] pretty what? PROGRAM [12:00:19] cool that we didnt lose any soldiers in PROGRAM [12:00:19] that Kosovo skirmish or whatever was. JUDGE01 [12:00:29] Yeah JUDGE01 [12:00:35] How old are you? PROGRAM [12:00:38] what about inflation. Marry a person you love to talk to. JUDGE01 [12:00:48] I What does that have to do with inflation? PROGRAM [12:00:50] liked the TV show green acres about the lawyer who decided to PROGRAM [12:00:50] buy a farm in Hooterville. JUDGE01 [12:01:20] Then there were those Beverly PROGRAM [12:01:22] Hillbillies.? Is now a good time PROGRAM [12:01:22] ? JUDGE01 [12:01:22] ! Spam? PROGRAM [12:01:24] Well, I cant imagine that there has ever been a presidential Speech PROGRAM [12:01:25] that didnt mention the plight of the american farmer. JUDGE01 [12:01:47] For hello PROGRAM [12:01:49] scrambled eggs you stir up the contents of the egg until the PROGRAM [12:01:49] white and yellow parts are completely mixed together. JUDGE01 [12:01:49] JUDGE01 [12:04:45] + JUDGE01 [12:04:48] how are you now? PROGRAM [12:04:51] Well, I did see some of the state of the union Speech last night PROGRAM [12:04:51] . JUDGE01 [12:04:57] Well, if you are PROGRAM [12:05:00] interested in politics its your business mate PROGRAM [12:05:00] , heheh! JUDGE01 [12:06:11] We PROGRAM [12:06:13] should make our communities more liberal, yeah thats the ticket PROGRAM [12:06:13] ! JUDGE01 [12:06:17] Guns can certainly JUDGE01 [12:08:25] @@T *** Judge nine *** JUDGE09 [12:09:51] @@09 PROGRAM [12:09:53] be dangerous. Do you get sliders on the sci- PROGRAM [12:09:53] fi channel. JUDGE09 [12:10:17] @@T JUDGE09 [12:10:21] @@09 JUDGE09 [12:10:21] hi PROGRAM [12:10:26] it an oxymoron to talk about a safe handgun? JUDGE09 [12:10:32] Well, all of PROGRAM [12:10:35] those second ammendment people aside-I am pretty PROGRAM [12:10:35] sure that the Constitution says absolutely nothing at all that PROGRAM [12:10:35] the government cant ban the manufacture or sale of certain kinds PROGRAM [12:10:35] of weapons, right? JUDGE09 [12:10:46] probably PROGRAM [12:10:49] course there is always genetic engineering. JUDGE09 [12:10:55] " remember that PROGRAM [12:10:57] great love and great achievements involve great PROGRAM [12:10:57] risk. JUDGE09 [12:26:50] I wonder if he remembers JUDGE09 [13:11:01] @@T PROGRAM [13:11:08] @@X