To the lamer who sent me an "Insalt" with a little disclaimer at the
bottom which read "PS: Please inclose this message on your insult page";
get a life!
Well, what can I say you took a show that kicks and made apage that kicks
,ONYA!! I don't have much time because I'm using my schools internet and
I'll get mega busted if I stay on for to long .....but who gives I reckon
you should have the simpsons pening music and have homer going la la
lalllllaaaalalalal etc etc, I know you probably could'nt be arsed replying and besides I forget the adress ,I gota go hang a borry [a poo] my
spelling is crap so is my gramma ,I'll be back at your kickass website
tommorow maybe.[don't count on it] oh shit I 've got the wrong page I'm
not coming back
That site with the ant farm is better than this.
YOU MAK4E ME PUKE GREEN MONKEY SHIT
A Bit Of Advice
Dont ya have anyting better to do with you time, like mabe get a real job and grow up.
u are a idiot. I think u smell like a fart.
We don't know eachother, but that's ok. I'm not a bad
person. I just like writing to people I don't to. Hal
Hey whatta loser fucken htmlpage ya had there loser!!
Your page is lame! You are ugly! Me think you consume
feces and do wicky-wicky with relations! Fall down & die!
My friend told me that you're a complete dickhead.
Have you a life?
I now also know know where you live. I'm gonna come and get
I bet you go to Curtin University.
Your homepage really sucks the big one. If you don't take it off the internet,
I will kill you.
Short & Sweet
You are an idiot!!
Hal cannot spell correctly, nor can he quoke in concise English.
He is therefore a stupid little git, who has no right to take up
valuable space on the net.
A Compliment Of Sorts
you guys have the lamest gig going
I found this megaHAL to be a total and utter waste of time
and no way should it have ever made it on the net as even a
namesake of the original,HAL!!!!!!!!
P.S. I now know where you live,thanx
Jason you are a wanker for staging this bullshit
Hit The Nail On The Head
Did you work it out for yourself, or did your little sister
propose the idea....
Another Australian Compliment
You guys are sick fucking bastards
the whole drama was pure idiocy and i didn't enjoy it.
A Capital Exclamation
JAS IS A SPAZ!!!!!! DEATH TO JAS!!!!!!! DEATH TO JAS !!!!!!!
Your home page stinks.
I think all those other peple are really mean and I just wanted to say that your home page is really great (NOT)! It suck majorly and I really think you need a life. The only reason we are reading your page is because we are at school and are bored out of our brains. Sorry I can't swear cause there is a teacher in the room. Well I've got more important things to do like (never mind actually, I'll keep them to myself). Nice talking to ya! By the way don't put your photo on the page cause it scares people to DEATH!!! See ya! From Tori! Write back if you feel like it and next time I might use some dirty language to excite you!
yuo are uggly nerd.
your prograsms suck.
Jason You Are A Cock. I am going to hunt you down
and skin your family, I don't like you because you
wasted a lot of my time with this bull shit camera.
I cannot help but agree with the other coments, that your homepage is crap.
I take it that you know absolutely nothing aout the novel idea of layout
in web pages, coz yours seems not to have any bloody format
Spot The Christian
A bright person like you should be able to communicate using
vocabulary more interesting and colourful than four letter words.
Again With The Simpsons
I came to your site looking for information about The Simpsons.
I have not found any information about The Simpsons on your web
You are a very bad man.
I think This page really sucks. May be it would be
cool if the spy camera of the lab showed the lab and
not that boring black square. If I wanted to stare
at a black square I would turn off my monitor for a
YOU ARE A FLAMMING HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE AND I HOPE YOU DIE OF CANCER. I THINK
YOU ARE DUMBER THAN SHIT AND YOU BALLS SHOULD BE CUT OFF WITH A FUCKIN' AXE AND PUT IN A JAR SO YOU NEVER HAVE KIDS, EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE NO FUCKIN CHANCE AT
THAT AT ALL, ALREADY. GO TO HELL YOU GODDAM ASS-BANDIT! I HOPE YOU DIE YOU GAY
SONOFABITCH!YOU MOTHERFUCKIN' CUM GUZZLIN' QUEER!!!!!! I HOPE YOUR DOG GETS HIT BY A CAR ASS-FUCK!